HOLY CRAP THAT MATCH SUCKED ASS. -****

[The Mandarin 0]

There have been some very bad matches in professional wrestling history, some very, very bad. But I want you to pick one. Just ONE of the horrible matches you've experienced, no more than one, and tell me in several sentences what made the match so horrible.

 

Obviously, some matches in the past have been short to the point where it's not much of a match at all (Rock vs. Bossman, Diesel vs. Backlund), but this is for a match approx. 6-10 mins or more, that just scarred you for life.

 

I'll reply with mine when I can think of the perfect candidate.

[Jingus 0]

Well, most of my choices that I've seen have been independent shows featuring guys you've never heard of, so it'd be hard to pick one.

 

Oh no, wait, Hogan vs. Warrior 2 from Halloween Havoc '98. Nevermind, that was easy.

[NYU 0]

Taker/Kane vs. Kronik at Unforgiven 2001. So bad that Taker supposedly threw a tantrum after the match, and one of the Kronik members (forget which one) wound up being fired almost immediately.

[Slayer 0]

Just about any scaffold match I've ever seen

 

Ten minutes of guys walking on eggshells on a 15 foot-high platform, with practically no offense between wrestlers? Nothing good can come from this

[Guest Corino 1000]

I really hated Jeff Hardy v.s Krazy K v.s Joey Matthews at ROH.

[Mrnoitaull 0]

Taker/Kane vs. Kronik at Unforgiven 2001. So bad that Taker supposedly threw a tantrum after the match, and one of the Kronik members (forget which one) wound up being fired almost immediately.

ditto

[Slingshot Suplex 0]

The first one that came to my head was Hogan vs Piper in that WCW cage match ppv.

[razazteca 0]

Undertaker & Kane vs DDP & Kanyon during the invasion.

[The Mandarin 0]

Undertaker & Kane vs DDP & Kanyon during the invasion.

The cage match?

 

..I actually..liked it.

[CanadianChris 0]

Undertaker/HHH at last year's King of the Ring. There was punching. And clotheslines. And some punching. And stalling. And restholds. Hey, did I mention the punching? And it went for TWENTY-FIVE FUCKING MINUTES.

[Guest]

It's been said enough but UT/Yoko RR 94 had to have been the stupidest match I've ever seen. Talk about overkill....

[JHawk 0]

Undertaker/HHH at last year's King of the Ring. There was punching. And clotheslines. And some punching. And stalling. And restholds. Hey, did I mention the punching? And it went for TWENTY-FIVE FUCKING MINUTES.

Now try sittng in the arena and watching that monstrosity.

 

Yep, that's my pick too.

[deancoles 0]

New Jack vs Mustafa at Living Dangerously 99,One of the few matches i've ever seen rated -*****.

[Guest Monday Night Jericho]

A few months back I downloaded a British All-Star show between a guy called Majik (sp?) and some other guy. It was simply that dreadful.

[Guest JumpinJackFlash]

Harlem Heat vs. Nasty Boys

 

Texas Tornado Rules

 

Uncensored 95

 

Trainwreck

 

They slipped so much in that match. I think they ended the match before thy were supposed to, because of the clusterfuck that was created. Actually, this match is not the worst, since its so funny.

 

The worst could be the King of the Road match on that same PPV. It featured Dustin Rhodes against...? I fogot! In fact, Uncensored 95 is the worst PPV ever!

[Guest Askewniverse]

Booker T vs. Buff Bagwell- Raw, July 2001

[CanadianChris 0]

Harlem Heat vs. Nasty Boys

 

Texas Tornado Rules

 

Uncensored 95

 

Trainwreck

 

They slipped so much in that match. I think they ended the match before thy were supposed to, because of the clusterfuck that was created. Actually, this match is not the worst, since its so funny.

 

The worst could be the King of the Road match on that same PPV. It featured Dustin Rhodes against...? I fogot! In fact, Uncensored 95 is the worst PPV ever!

Rhodes fought the Blacktop Bully (Barry Darsow).

[DCMaximo 0]

A few months back I downloaded a British All-Star show between a guy called Majik (sp?) and some other guy. It was simply that dreadful.

 

Imagine seeing Majik live in a handicap match teaming with a fat guy against a REALLY fat guy. I've experienced that hell.

 

Worst match- El Gigante vs One Man Gang from Great American Bash 1991. A match so bad that the OMG carried it. The worst match of a terrible PPV

[Guest Jimbo]

Undertaker/HHH at last year's King of the Ring. There was punching. And clotheslines. And some punching. And stalling. And restholds. Hey, did I mention the punching? And it went for TWENTY-FIVE FUCKING MINUTES.

dude, that's like ALL of 'Taker's matches now.

 

So much so that to cover it and make it almost into a 'gimmick', Tazz always goes on about Taker's 'brutal' punches...

 

You remember Cena/Taker from a ppv earlier this year? It was ALL punches and stomps form him and Cena. IUt was held together (barely) because of Cena's ability to keep the story of hte injured Deadman alive, but that still royally sucked...

[Guest wildpegasus]

Booker T vs. Buff Bagwell- Raw, July 2001

I don't agree with this because if memory serves me right there was no real noticable difference in quality between this and any of the other matches that night. This just gets picked on because it was a big match. I've seen a million worse WWE matches than the Booker T vs Bagwell bout.

[godthedog 0]

Well, most of my choices that I've seen have been independent shows featuring guys you've never heard of, so it'd be hard to pick one.

 

Oh no, wait, Hogan vs. Warrior 2 from Halloween Havoc '98. Nevermind, that was easy.

that was hilarious.

 

i gotta go with yokozuna/luger from WM10. dear god was that thing bad. maybe the summerslam match was worse, but i don't remember it.

[deancoles 0]

Well, most of my choices that I've seen have been independent shows featuring guys you've never heard of, so it'd be hard to pick one. 

 

Oh no, wait, Hogan vs. Warrior 2 from Halloween Havoc '98.  Nevermind, that was easy.

that was hilarious.

 

i gotta go with yokozuna/luger from WM10. dear god was that thing bad. maybe the summerslam match was worse, but i don't remember it.

That wm10 match has the 10 minute(i'm serious) nerve hold and that's all i can remember about it.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Helmsley...Steiner...RR

[SamoaRowe 0]

Taker/Kane vs. Kronik at Unforgiven 2001. So bad that Taker supposedly threw a tantrum after the match, and one of the Kronik members (forget which one) wound up being fired almost immediately.

ditto

Not having seen the match, I can't agree. However, it wouldn't surprise me if it was the suckies suckfest that ever sucked.

 

 

Until then, my pick is Stephanie McMahon vs Vince McMahon at this year's No Mercy event. It was a terrible match in itself, long and boring, and had the most obnoxious buildup for it that I've ever seen in any feud. The fact that the hype for No Mercy surrounded this match and had the worst PPV buyrate in years is a huge indication to just how much this match hurt the WWE.

[Nevermortal 0]

Kane v. Big Show, King of the Ring 1999.

 

Three

 

Minute

 

Choke

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Well, most of my choices that I've seen have been independent shows featuring guys you've never heard of, so it'd be hard to pick one. 

 

Oh no, wait, Hogan vs. Warrior 2 from Halloween Havoc '98.  Nevermind, that was easy.

that was hilarious.

 

i gotta go with yokozuna/luger from WM10. dear god was that thing bad. maybe the summerslam match was worse, but i don't remember it.

Scott Keiths review gave it I tink **1/2, so thats far from worst match ever. But Wrestlemania X sucked ass, maybe a DUD, but I wouldn't say it was the worst ever.

 

 

 

Try watching HHH/Rock 30 Minute RLD from Fully Loaded 98. Not that bad, but so fucking boring with like 10 run ins.

[Aero 0]

Undertaker vs. Austin, Buried Alive Match from Rock Bottom. One of my most hated match's.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Undertaker vs. Austin, Buried Alive Match from Rock Bottom. One of my most hated match's.

So sad the first Buried Alive match was pretty awesome (UT/Mankind) but the one with Austin sucked. Maybe Austins character didn't fit well with a Buried Alive Match.

[Guest Max Peter David]

Hmm... Goldust/Warrior, Patterson/Briscoe (Evening Gown), Vince/Stephanie, Shane/Bischoff, Austin/Undertaker (Buried Alive), any of the Undertaker vs. Giant Gonzales matches.

[Toshiaki Koala 0]

Pat Patterson vs. Gerald Brisco, Evening Gown Match.

 

An utter insult to anyone who has wrestled, watched wrestling, or breathed air. Inane attempts at comedy, no real ringwork at all... only the ending was tolerable.