Use Your Illusion 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2004 *sigh* They are zombies; if you can tell me of any time zombies weren't mindless and violent, I'd like to know. Right now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2004 *sigh* They are zombies; if you can tell me of any time zombies weren't mindless and violent, I'd like to know. Well, they might be violent, but they have minds. Haven't you ever seen that Michael Jackson Thriller video? Mindless zombies don't dance like that!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2004 I'm still Alive. HA! Mindless zombies don't dance like that!! I think it's perfectly clear that they are being moved by the rhythm - slaves to the music, if you will - so really, their minds aren't being used at all, it's reactionary, instinctive... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2004 Of course they're mindless. They're hungry for brains. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jobber of the Week 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2004 I believe the official mistaken name for Bret Hart is "Bret 'Hitman' Clarke" "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HE IS.. THE HITMAN!" *Bret plays to the crowd, Buffer tries to remember the name of the guy he's announcing* "BRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEETTTT!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boner Kawanger 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2004 Yes, yes I have a big problem with that. These zombie horses need to be stopped before they destroy us all. First it's your friend, then it's you, then it's me. *pulls out shotgun* ... and that ain't gonna happen. *Puts on demin jacket* *Generic pseudo-porn Rock Music Plays* *Walks outside, in slow motion, to see various horses stomping people to death.* *A young, greased-up, Emilio Estevez appears out of nowhere on the back of a large tractor trailer... a Comet appears hanging overhead in the earths atmosphere* *Yeardley Smith cries* Hey, look. Its like the best post in a long time or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snuffbox 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2004 Yes, yes I have a big problem with that. These zombie horses need to be stopped before they destroy us all. First it's your friend, then it's you, then it's me. *pulls out shotgun* ... and that ain't gonna happen. *Puts on demin jacket* *Generic pseudo-porn Rock Music Plays* *Walks outside, in slow motion, to see various horses stomping people to death.* *A young, greased-up, Emilio Estevez appears out of nowhere on the back of a large tractor trailer... a Comet appears hanging overhead in the earths atmosphere* *Yeardley Smith cries* Hey, look. Its like the best post in a long time or something. ~PEYOTE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted January 3, 2004 with Nash gone, they've probably got a lot more money cleared up. It's only a matter of time: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snuffbox 0 Report post Posted January 3, 2004 with Nash gone, they've probably got a lot more money cleared up. It's only a matter of time: who the fuck is 'Nash'? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted January 3, 2004 Nash is the last name of Kevin Nash, and if I remember correctly, I recently learned through reading that this thread is about 'Kevin Nash being gone from the WWE'. Granted Nash was misspelled, but it's the same guy if I'm not mistaken Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Homeless Guy Spare Some Change Report post Posted January 3, 2004 Wit is rare around these parts. ooooo so witty Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted January 4, 2004 I still say Kevni Nahs should win the Rumble. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Just J Report post Posted January 4, 2004 So. Is there an official statement yet? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Frank Grimes Report post Posted January 4, 2004 I don't think there are official releases when a contract expires. When a guy is released, sometimes, but Nash wasn't fired, just not re-signed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted January 4, 2004 I still say Kevni Nahs should win the Rumble. But...that'd kill Darny Roton's supposed 'Dog Push'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted January 4, 2004 Rwa sucks. I miss Nitor in the days of the Gaint and Dting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2004 This fucking rules. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2004 No, no it doesn't. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2004 How could you say such a thing? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Your Olympic Hero Report post Posted January 5, 2004 Nash should come back as Super Shredder. ...markout... I guess John Cena will be playing the Vanilla Ice role singing the Ninja Turtle song. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Frank Grimes Report post Posted January 5, 2004 And Stephanie could play April. Or even better, Splinter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2004 So who are the Turtles? Who are Nahs's mortal enemies? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Trivia247 Report post Posted January 5, 2004 whew Kevin Nahs is gone..... now if we could only get rid of Kevin Nash HMMMMMMMM Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted January 5, 2004 So who are the Turtles? Who are Nahs's mortal enemies? Talent-ardo Health-angelo Heat-atello Smarks-ael. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Use Your Illusion 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2004 So who are the Turtles? Who are Nahs's mortal enemies? Talent-ardo Health-angelo Heat-atello Smarks-ael. WOW. ... No comment. UYI Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Enigma 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2004 Meltzer said his contract expires on 2/1/04, which makes sense since he was signed in January of 2002. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2004 So, who was Nahs's best match with? Rtiple H, or Ejicho? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dynamite Kido Report post Posted January 5, 2004 They should sign Nahs and Hlla and startup the wNo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheFranchise 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2004 They should sign Nahs and Hlla and startup the wNo. For some reason, too funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
