Use Your Illusion Posted January 2, 2004 Report Posted January 2, 2004 *sigh* They are zombies; if you can tell me of any time zombies weren't mindless and violent, I'd like to know. Right now.
NYU Posted January 2, 2004 Report Posted January 2, 2004 *sigh* They are zombies; if you can tell me of any time zombies weren't mindless and violent, I'd like to know. Well, they might be violent, but they have minds. Haven't you ever seen that Michael Jackson Thriller video? Mindless zombies don't dance like that!!
RavishingRickRudo Posted January 2, 2004 Report Posted January 2, 2004 I'm still Alive. HA! Mindless zombies don't dance like that!! I think it's perfectly clear that they are being moved by the rhythm - slaves to the music, if you will - so really, their minds aren't being used at all, it's reactionary, instinctive...
DerangedHermit Posted January 2, 2004 Report Posted January 2, 2004 Of course they're mindless. They're hungry for brains.
Jobber of the Week Posted January 2, 2004 Report Posted January 2, 2004 I believe the official mistaken name for Bret Hart is "Bret 'Hitman' Clarke" "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HE IS.. THE HITMAN!" *Bret plays to the crowd, Buffer tries to remember the name of the guy he's announcing* "BRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEETTTT!"
Boner Kawanger Posted January 2, 2004 Report Posted January 2, 2004 Yes, yes I have a big problem with that. These zombie horses need to be stopped before they destroy us all. First it's your friend, then it's you, then it's me. *pulls out shotgun* ... and that ain't gonna happen. *Puts on demin jacket* *Generic pseudo-porn Rock Music Plays* *Walks outside, in slow motion, to see various horses stomping people to death.* *A young, greased-up, Emilio Estevez appears out of nowhere on the back of a large tractor trailer... a Comet appears hanging overhead in the earths atmosphere* *Yeardley Smith cries* Hey, look. Its like the best post in a long time or something.
snuffbox Posted January 2, 2004 Report Posted January 2, 2004 Yes, yes I have a big problem with that. These zombie horses need to be stopped before they destroy us all. First it's your friend, then it's you, then it's me. *pulls out shotgun* ... and that ain't gonna happen. *Puts on demin jacket* *Generic pseudo-porn Rock Music Plays* *Walks outside, in slow motion, to see various horses stomping people to death.* *A young, greased-up, Emilio Estevez appears out of nowhere on the back of a large tractor trailer... a Comet appears hanging overhead in the earths atmosphere* *Yeardley Smith cries* Hey, look. Its like the best post in a long time or something. ~PEYOTE!
Ravenbomb Posted January 3, 2004 Report Posted January 3, 2004 with Nash gone, they've probably got a lot more money cleared up. It's only a matter of time:
snuffbox Posted January 3, 2004 Report Posted January 3, 2004 with Nash gone, they've probably got a lot more money cleared up. It's only a matter of time: who the fuck is 'Nash'?
Ravenbomb Posted January 3, 2004 Report Posted January 3, 2004 Nash is the last name of Kevin Nash, and if I remember correctly, I recently learned through reading that this thread is about 'Kevin Nash being gone from the WWE'. Granted Nash was misspelled, but it's the same guy if I'm not mistaken
Guest Homeless Guy Spare Some Change Posted January 3, 2004 Report Posted January 3, 2004 Wit is rare around these parts. ooooo so witty
Adam Posted January 4, 2004 Report Posted January 4, 2004 I still say Kevni Nahs should win the Rumble.
Guest Just J Posted January 4, 2004 Report Posted January 4, 2004 So. Is there an official statement yet?
Guest Frank Grimes Posted January 4, 2004 Report Posted January 4, 2004 I don't think there are official releases when a contract expires. When a guy is released, sometimes, but Nash wasn't fired, just not re-signed.
King Cucaracha Posted January 4, 2004 Report Posted January 4, 2004 I still say Kevni Nahs should win the Rumble. But...that'd kill Darny Roton's supposed 'Dog Push'.
The Czech Republic Posted January 4, 2004 Report Posted January 4, 2004 Rwa sucks. I miss Nitor in the days of the Gaint and Dting.
Guest Your Olympic Hero Posted January 5, 2004 Report Posted January 5, 2004 Nash should come back as Super Shredder. ...markout... I guess John Cena will be playing the Vanilla Ice role singing the Ninja Turtle song.
Guest Frank Grimes Posted January 5, 2004 Report Posted January 5, 2004 And Stephanie could play April. Or even better, Splinter.
Adam Posted January 5, 2004 Report Posted January 5, 2004 So who are the Turtles? Who are Nahs's mortal enemies?
Guest Trivia247 Posted January 5, 2004 Report Posted January 5, 2004 whew Kevin Nahs is gone..... now if we could only get rid of Kevin Nash HMMMMMMMM
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted January 5, 2004 Report Posted January 5, 2004 So who are the Turtles? Who are Nahs's mortal enemies? Talent-ardo Health-angelo Heat-atello Smarks-ael.
Use Your Illusion Posted January 5, 2004 Report Posted January 5, 2004 So who are the Turtles? Who are Nahs's mortal enemies? Talent-ardo Health-angelo Heat-atello Smarks-ael. WOW. ... No comment. UYI
Enigma Posted January 5, 2004 Report Posted January 5, 2004 Meltzer said his contract expires on 2/1/04, which makes sense since he was signed in January of 2002.
Adam Posted January 5, 2004 Report Posted January 5, 2004 So, who was Nahs's best match with? Rtiple H, or Ejicho?
Guest Dynamite Kido Posted January 5, 2004 Report Posted January 5, 2004 They should sign Nahs and Hlla and startup the wNo.
TheFranchise Posted January 5, 2004 Report Posted January 5, 2004 They should sign Nahs and Hlla and startup the wNo. For some reason, too funny.
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