UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted January 4, 2004 Report Posted January 4, 2004 R.I.P. Dallas Cowboys Exposed as too much of a lousy offense, with an inaccurate quarterback and just awful running back. Good head coaching took you far, but the healthy Panthers killed you. R.I.P. Baltimore Ravens This death occured at home, which is never pretty. It came out of nowhere, and the accused is a 78 year old man who kicks field goals. Thank your head coach for wasting his time writing out a daily itinerary up until Super Bowl day, instead of writing plays that would get you a single win. More bodies to come...
Cartman Posted January 4, 2004 Report Posted January 4, 2004 Better prepare a Headstone and a nice Plot for Indy.
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted January 4, 2004 Author Report Posted January 4, 2004 Well, Mr. Manning is a regular visitor to the graveyard, and already has a down payment on a beautiful mosoleum.
razazteca Posted January 4, 2004 Report Posted January 4, 2004 Of course the Cowboys would have the best defense in the league, they play the Giants and Redskins twice a year.
Art Sandusky Posted January 4, 2004 Report Posted January 4, 2004 I never knew that Kenny Banya was the Titans' kicker. "That kick was gold, Jerry! GOLD!"
1234-5678 Posted January 4, 2004 Report Posted January 4, 2004 I want to go piss on Dallas' grave, but I can't stand waiting in lines.
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted January 4, 2004 Author Report Posted January 4, 2004 R.I.P. Seattle Seahawks Your valiant effort came up short on the frozen tundra. Your inexperienced quarterback got way too cocky IN Green Bay and cost the tea with a bonehead throw. The murder suspect is an athletic black man, who looks suspiciously like The Predator. Seadogs, we hardly knew thee.
2GOLD Posted January 4, 2004 Report Posted January 4, 2004 Here lies the Seahawks January 4th 2004 "We want to ball, we're going to score"
DerangedHermit Posted January 4, 2004 Report Posted January 4, 2004 In the spirit of Beavis and Butthead... "Here lies Hasselback, he never scored"
Guest Salacious Crumb Posted January 4, 2004 Report Posted January 4, 2004 Dallas was a highly overrated team all season. They saw inept offenses in Washington and NY twice, Arizona and the unspectacular Eagles twice.
1234-5678 Posted January 4, 2004 Report Posted January 4, 2004 Dallas was a highly overrated team all season. They saw inept offenses in Washington and NY twice, Arizona and the unspectacular Eagles twice. The unspectacular #1 seed in the NFC Eagles?
The Ghost of bps21 Posted January 5, 2004 Report Posted January 5, 2004 I'm finished digging the Broncos plot. Appears to be just in time too
Guest Salacious Crumb Posted January 5, 2004 Report Posted January 5, 2004 Dallas was a highly overrated team all season. They saw inept offenses in Washington and NY twice, Arizona and the unspectacular Eagles twice. The unspectacular #1 seed in the NFC Eagles? The Eagles offense was 18th overall in the NFL.
The Czech Republic Posted January 5, 2004 Report Posted January 5, 2004 Hasselbeck, you let me down! I was digging you with that "We want the ball, we're gonna score!" and now I'm digging your grave. Now I have to go to school and face those fat stupid cheeseheads at school tomorrow going, "ooh yah, the Paickers sure beat Seaittle, hey? That Haisselbaick sure haid an aittitude but we showed 'em! We won! Go Paick!"
CanadianChris Posted January 5, 2004 Report Posted January 5, 2004 Maybe a bit early, but... R.I.P. Denver Broncos. If someone had told them to show up at 4pm rather than 6pm, they would not have been as horrifically dismembered as they were.
AlwaysPissedOff Posted January 5, 2004 Report Posted January 5, 2004 I'm digging one for Denver's defense. This "game" is just too one-sided to fit so much shit into one plot...
1234-5678 Posted January 5, 2004 Report Posted January 5, 2004 Dallas was a highly overrated team all season. They saw inept offenses in Washington and NY twice, Arizona and the unspectacular Eagles twice. The unspectacular #1 seed in the NFC Eagles? The Eagles offense was 18th overall in the NFL. You can use stats to prove anything. 48% of people know that. But, I must repeat..........the #1 seed in the NFC Eagles?
Damaramu Posted January 5, 2004 Report Posted January 5, 2004 Hmm......yeah I think it's a safe bet to go ahead and bury the Bronco's. They need 5 TD's in 20 minutes to tie and they need to keep Indy from scoring again.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted January 5, 2004 Report Posted January 5, 2004 Better prepare a Headstone and a nice Plot for Indy. Ahh, the ignorance of a Patriots fan. It'll make it that much sweeter when the Colts torch the Pats in the semi-finals. Hopefully the Patriot players aren't as cocky as the Broncos and others were when denouncing the Colts chances.
The Czech Republic Posted January 5, 2004 Report Posted January 5, 2004 Hey 'trane, love the new name but who were you again?
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted January 5, 2004 Report Posted January 5, 2004 Hey 'trane, love the new name but who were you again? Banky the Hack
The Czech Republic Posted January 5, 2004 Report Posted January 5, 2004 Hey 'trane, love the new name but who were you again? Banky the Hack 0MG HAX0R Yeah Coltrane is great. As is Miles Davis. I've never been into Charlie Parker because so much of his stuff sounds pretty interchangable. And yeah Go Eagles
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted January 5, 2004 Report Posted January 5, 2004 Hey 'trane, love the new name but who were you again? Banky the Hack 0MG HAX0R Yeah Coltrane is great. As is Miles Davis. I've never been into Charlie Parker because so much of his stuff sounds pretty interchangable. And yeah Go Eagles Davis is more prolific but I enjoy the small chunk of Coltrane's stuff more. A Love Supreme owns all. Charlie Parker is alright to me, but he doesn't stand out as much as 'trane's solos and avant-garde shite.
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted January 5, 2004 Author Report Posted January 5, 2004 <tolls the bell for the Broncos> Hey guys I've got an open plot for Payton Manning...what the hell... It's like the Family Guy episode. Payton was supposed to die today, but instead he became death and hunted down Mike Shanahan. Well, I guess I'll get back to work on some new headstones for next week... Would you prefer "McNair, Steve" or "George, Eddie"...
Your Paragon of Virtue Posted January 5, 2004 Report Posted January 5, 2004 I never knew that Kenny Banya was the Titans' kicker. "That kick was gold, Jerry! GOLD!" I thought I was the only one that noticed that. Good shit.
Lightning Flik Posted January 5, 2004 Report Posted January 5, 2004 McNair easy...IMO highly overrated Highly? He's got his picture beside the term "overrated" in the dictionary. Just like how the Broncos Defense has their picture besides the term "inept".
NoCalMike Posted January 5, 2004 Report Posted January 5, 2004 The Eagles might have had thr 18th offense compiled over 17 weeks, but after their poor start, they most likely imporved dramatically and picked up steam going into the playoffs. I mean really who cares how bad your team was in weeks 1-5 if you end up being the #1 seed in your conference.......oh and I am going to pay a visit to the Dallas headstone.........with my sledgehammer.
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