UseTheSledgehammerUh 0 Report post Posted January 4, 2004 R.I.P. Dallas Cowboys Exposed as too much of a lousy offense, with an inaccurate quarterback and just awful running back. Good head coaching took you far, but the healthy Panthers killed you. R.I.P. Baltimore Ravens This death occured at home, which is never pretty. It came out of nowhere, and the accused is a 78 year old man who kicks field goals. Thank your head coach for wasting his time writing out a daily itinerary up until Super Bowl day, instead of writing plays that would get you a single win. More bodies to come... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cartman 0 Report post Posted January 4, 2004 Better prepare a Headstone and a nice Plot for Indy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UseTheSledgehammerUh 0 Report post Posted January 4, 2004 Well, Mr. Manning is a regular visitor to the graveyard, and already has a down payment on a beautiful mosoleum. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted January 4, 2004 Of course the Cowboys would have the best defense in the league, they play the Giants and Redskins twice a year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted January 4, 2004 I never knew that Kenny Banya was the Titans' kicker. "That kick was gold, Jerry! GOLD!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted January 4, 2004 I want to go piss on Dallas' grave, but I can't stand waiting in lines. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UseTheSledgehammerUh 0 Report post Posted January 4, 2004 R.I.P. Seattle Seahawks Your valiant effort came up short on the frozen tundra. Your inexperienced quarterback got way too cocky IN Green Bay and cost the tea with a bonehead throw. The murder suspect is an athletic black man, who looks suspiciously like The Predator. Seadogs, we hardly knew thee. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted January 4, 2004 Here lies the Seahawks January 4th 2004 "We want to ball, we're going to score" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted January 4, 2004 In the spirit of Beavis and Butthead... "Here lies Hasselback, he never scored" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Salacious Crumb Report post Posted January 4, 2004 Dallas was a highly overrated team all season. They saw inept offenses in Washington and NY twice, Arizona and the unspectacular Eagles twice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted January 4, 2004 Dallas was a highly overrated team all season. They saw inept offenses in Washington and NY twice, Arizona and the unspectacular Eagles twice. The unspectacular #1 seed in the NFC Eagles? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ghost of bps21 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2004 I'm finished digging the Broncos plot. Appears to be just in time too Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Salacious Crumb Report post Posted January 5, 2004 Dallas was a highly overrated team all season. They saw inept offenses in Washington and NY twice, Arizona and the unspectacular Eagles twice. The unspectacular #1 seed in the NFC Eagles? The Eagles offense was 18th overall in the NFL. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2004 Hasselbeck, you let me down! I was digging you with that "We want the ball, we're gonna score!" and now I'm digging your grave. Now I have to go to school and face those fat stupid cheeseheads at school tomorrow going, "ooh yah, the Paickers sure beat Seaittle, hey? That Haisselbaick sure haid an aittitude but we showed 'em! We won! Go Paick!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChris 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2004 Maybe a bit early, but... R.I.P. Denver Broncos. If someone had told them to show up at 4pm rather than 6pm, they would not have been as horrifically dismembered as they were. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlwaysPissedOff 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2004 I'm digging one for Denver's defense. This "game" is just too one-sided to fit so much shit into one plot... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2004 Dallas was a highly overrated team all season. They saw inept offenses in Washington and NY twice, Arizona and the unspectacular Eagles twice. The unspectacular #1 seed in the NFC Eagles? The Eagles offense was 18th overall in the NFL. You can use stats to prove anything. 48% of people know that. But, I must repeat..........the #1 seed in the NFC Eagles? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2004 Hmm......yeah I think it's a safe bet to go ahead and bury the Bronco's. They need 5 TD's in 20 minutes to tie and they need to keep Indy from scoring again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted January 5, 2004 Better prepare a Headstone and a nice Plot for Indy. Ahh, the ignorance of a Patriots fan. It'll make it that much sweeter when the Colts torch the Pats in the semi-finals. Hopefully the Patriot players aren't as cocky as the Broncos and others were when denouncing the Colts chances. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2004 Hey 'trane, love the new name but who were you again? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted January 5, 2004 Hey 'trane, love the new name but who were you again? Banky the Hack Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2004 Hey 'trane, love the new name but who were you again? Banky the Hack 0MG HAX0R Yeah Coltrane is great. As is Miles Davis. I've never been into Charlie Parker because so much of his stuff sounds pretty interchangable. And yeah Go Eagles Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted January 5, 2004 Hey 'trane, love the new name but who were you again? Banky the Hack 0MG HAX0R Yeah Coltrane is great. As is Miles Davis. I've never been into Charlie Parker because so much of his stuff sounds pretty interchangable. And yeah Go Eagles Davis is more prolific but I enjoy the small chunk of Coltrane's stuff more. A Love Supreme owns all. Charlie Parker is alright to me, but he doesn't stand out as much as 'trane's solos and avant-garde shite. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2004 Broncos, we hardly knew ye. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2004 It's official. Death to the Bronco's. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UseTheSledgehammerUh 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2004 <tolls the bell for the Broncos> Hey guys I've got an open plot for Payton Manning...what the hell... It's like the Family Guy episode. Payton was supposed to die today, but instead he became death and hunted down Mike Shanahan. Well, I guess I'll get back to work on some new headstones for next week... Would you prefer "McNair, Steve" or "George, Eddie"... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HarleyQuinn 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2004 McNair easy...IMO highly overrated Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Your Paragon of Virtue 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2004 I never knew that Kenny Banya was the Titans' kicker. "That kick was gold, Jerry! GOLD!" I thought I was the only one that noticed that. Good shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lightning Flik 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2004 McNair easy...IMO highly overrated Highly? He's got his picture beside the term "overrated" in the dictionary. Just like how the Broncos Defense has their picture besides the term "inept". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoCalMike 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2004 The Eagles might have had thr 18th offense compiled over 17 weeks, but after their poor start, they most likely imporved dramatically and picked up steam going into the playoffs. I mean really who cares how bad your team was in weeks 1-5 if you end up being the #1 seed in your conference.......oh and I am going to pay a visit to the Dallas headstone.........with my sledgehammer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
