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I don't have too big of a problem with the ones now...except for Tazz. I just want to sucker punch him every time I hear. "Well, here comes the pain!" and "Wolverine's got wings!" It's so routine and sounds like ass.

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Guest FrigidSoul
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I think they need two completely different announce teams.

 

Scott Hudson and Syrus(I believe that was his name) from ECW would make a good Face/Heel commentator team.

Guest Anglesault
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He's saying he's invisible, AS. So you can't see him. He's delusional - he thinks he's a ghost or Clay Aiken, or both.

Makes sense.

 

I'm waiting for him to do that to someone like Benoit.

 

 

Cena: You Can't See Me! (Even though Benoit clearly can see him)

 

(Cena poses for the crowd and turns back into a punch to the face that knocks him cold)

 

Benoit: I saw you well enough.

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*Cena sneaks into womens locker room*

 

Cena: Hee, hee, hee.

 

Torrie: John, what are you doing here?

 

Cena: Hee, hee, HUH?!

 

Torrie: John, men are not allowed in the womens locker room. Could you please leave?

 

Cena: Torrie, YOU CAN'T SEE ME!

 

Torrie: Yes I can. You're right in front of me. You're wearing LA Gear shoes which lights up at the bottom when you walk, acid wash jeans, and a Chip and Pepper T-shirt... seriously John, you're taking this throw-back thing a lil too seriously.

 

Cena: Um... er.... yo, bitch, I don't know what you talkin about - I'm just in the womens locker room cause I smelled trout. So stop standin there and gimmie bait, cause I'm hopin it ain't that time of the month and you late...

 

Torrie: What does that even mean?

 

*Cena has a mental breakdown*

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Anything that comes out of the Rock's mouth

 

You Can't See Me.

 

I just don't get it.

 

He's saying he's better than you and that he is on a higher level.

 

 

 

As for "Word Life", its his way of saying "Keeping it real."

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I HATE it when wrestlers repeat the question given by the interviewer. Jericho is guilty of this all the time.

 

Terri: Chris, tonight you face Shawn Michaels one on one. How do you feel about that?

Jericho: How do I feel? How do I feel? I'll tell ya how I feel . . .

 

Ughhh.

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"We have a great show tonight, folks!"

 

"Its a Slobberknocker!"

 

"Stone Cold! Austin! Stunner!" (repeat each 20 times)

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Anything that comes out of the Rock's mouth

 

You Can't See Me.

 

I just don't get it.

 

He's saying he's better than you and that he is on a higher level.

 

 

 

As for "Word Life", its his way of saying "Keeping it real."

And to "shake your booty" means to wiggle one's bottom. Permit me to demonstrate...

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"I could fucking kill you!", complete with knife and... oh yeah, that wasn't a WWE thing. Sorry.

 

 

It should be, though.

Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
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You can't even see me is ownage.

 

He should do that in a match with Benoit; Benoit whips him in the corner and starts chopping him. Then Cena no-sells the chops and starts doing it right in his face.

 

That would bring the house down.

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You can't even see me is ownage.

 

He should do that in a match with Benoit; Benoit whips him in the corner and starts chopping him. Then Cena no-sells the chops and starts doing it right in his face.

 

That would bring the house down.

Scott Keith would injure himself greatly...

 

 

so someone tell Cena to no-sell the chops...now.

Guest Anglesault
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He should do that in a match with Benoit; Benoit whips him in the corner and starts chopping him. Then Cena no-sells the chops and starts doing it right in his face.

 

That would bring the house down.

It would be even bigger if Benoit did what I said and then either said what I mentioned or "Now you can't see me

 

I would also settle for him grabbing cena's waving hand and breaking a finger.

 

The hip youngins might not like it though.

Guest Anglesault
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He should do that in a match with Benoit; Benoit whips him in the corner and starts chopping him. Then Cena no-sells the chops and starts doing it right in his face.

 

That would bring the house down.

It would be even bigger if Benoit did what I said and then either said what I mentioned or "Now you can't see me

 

I would also settle for him grabbing cena's waving hand and breaking a finger.

 

The hip youngins might not like it though.

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