Guest hhheld_down Posted March 24, 2004 Report Posted March 24, 2004 i need some help, my girlfriend has something planned on april fools day to trick me, so I have to get her back in some way without it being too mean. i would like some suggestions since I am not very good at this stuff. she doesnt have a car right now so anything dealing with a car wont work.
C Dubya 04 Posted March 24, 2004 Report Posted March 24, 2004 Replace her birth control pills with tic tacs. It's a nine month April Fools day celebration.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted March 24, 2004 Report Posted March 24, 2004 Get a pic of another chick and put it in your wallet and make sure she will be able to see it...
Lord of The Curry Posted March 24, 2004 Report Posted March 24, 2004 Tell her you're gay. That's a good time for all, guaranteed.
Nevermortal Posted March 24, 2004 Report Posted March 24, 2004 Coerce her into bed some how. When you're about to blow your load, whisper "I've got HIV." in her ear and watch the fireworks.
OldSchoolWrestling Posted March 24, 2004 Report Posted March 24, 2004 Have her catch you in bed all oiled up with a blow up doll. A male blow up doll.
Spaceman Spiff Posted March 24, 2004 Report Posted March 24, 2004 Super glue in her panties. But only if she's sporting winter bush.
Nevermortal Posted March 24, 2004 Report Posted March 24, 2004 Winter Bush is truly one of the greatest terms ever invented.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted March 24, 2004 Report Posted March 24, 2004 For this to work you'll have to get her mom in on the joke. You and her mom get naked together and wait in her mom's bed for her to come home from school. When she does start simulating sex until she walks in. Then when she walks in (keep in mind you should be over her mom making it look like missionary) you both turn and go "April Fools!"...then proceed to cum on her mom for more laughs.
JHawk Posted March 24, 2004 Report Posted March 24, 2004 I think the guy wanted serious suggestions. Which I have none. None that won't end the relationship, at any rate.
Ripper Posted March 24, 2004 Report Posted March 24, 2004 If she has a real sense of humor, she will get the joke on any of these. I had a joke that involved the fake death of her parents, but since everyone has come with a joke I'll just say a catchphrase and leave or something.. .. ... well.... ... THAT'S MY MAMMA~! *leaves*
Guest Coffey Posted March 24, 2004 Report Posted March 24, 2004 During sex, just tell her you "slipped."
Spaceman Spiff Posted March 24, 2004 Report Posted March 24, 2004 For this to work you'll have to get her mom in on the joke. You and her mom get naked together and wait in her mom's bed for her to come home from school. When she does start simulating sex until she walks in. Then when she walks in (keep in mind you should be over her mom making it look like missionary) you both turn and go "April Fools!"...then proceed to cum on her mom for more laughs. Now replace every occurrence of the word "mom" with "dad".
King Cucaracha Posted March 24, 2004 Report Posted March 24, 2004 Replace her hairspray with mace. Hilarity ensues...
Guest FrigidSoul Posted March 24, 2004 Report Posted March 24, 2004 For this to work you'll have to get her mom in on the joke. You and her mom get naked together and wait in her mom's bed for her to come home from school. When she does start simulating sex until she walks in. Then when she walks in (keep in mind you should be over her mom making it look like missionary) you both turn and go "April Fools!"...then proceed to cum on her mom for more laughs. Now replace every occurrence of the word "mom" with "dad". and then replace "dad" with "recently deceased grandma"...although you'll have to have a voice module inserted to get an "April Fools!" out of her
cynicalprofit Posted March 25, 2004 Report Posted March 25, 2004 Bring a pregnancy test that shows positive and tell her your gonna be a daddy, just not to her kids....oh the hilarity that will ensue.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted March 25, 2004 Report Posted March 25, 2004 Fake a seizure, and absolutely, no matter what, do NOT let up on the joke until she starts crying and dialing for an ambulance.
The Czech Republic Posted March 26, 2004 Report Posted March 26, 2004 If she has a real sense of humor, she will get the joke on any of these. I had a joke that involved the fake death of her parents, but since everyone has come with a joke I'll just say a catchphrase and leave or something.. .. ... well.... ... THAT'S MY MAMMA~! *leaves* Um, clearly that was MY catchphrase on Monday night.
spiny norman Posted March 26, 2004 Report Posted March 26, 2004 i need some help, my girlfriend has something planned on april fools day to trick me, so I have to get her back in some way without it being too mean. i would like some suggestions since I am not very good at this stuff. she doesnt have a car right now so anything dealing with a car wont work. Anything dealing with a car? Run her over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Kid Posted March 27, 2004 Report Posted March 27, 2004 Anying dealing with a car WONT work... I have no idea, I'm the work for pranks, I can never think of any.
Recommended Posts
Please sign in to comment
You will be able to leave a comment after signing in
Sign In Now