DrVenkman PhD Posted April 1, 2004 Report Posted April 1, 2004 Dear Fans, As some of you may know, I have been out for a few months due to some injuries and family issues that I needed to attend to. In that time, I have spent alot of my efforts to improve myself physically and mentally for my return and my eventual path to the World Championship, that is if Triple H ever stops making me job to him. Let's face it, his pedigree is no match for my Halo DDT. Anyways, I am sure some of you have heard now that a new gimmick change is in store for me. My day's as Maven are over. For my return, I will come back as a revamped persona of Kamala. This is a huge leap for my career and my efforts to establish myself within the WWE as a top-tier player. Nevermind Randy Orton and his RKO. Forget about Austin and his stunner, you are dealing with a pure bread champion that fears no one. Kamala has returned and in a big way and I don't mean weight. See, the new millenium Kamala went on the Atkins diet asnd is fit and lean to once again rule the WWE and all who stake cliam to rhe Raw roster. As for you internet fans, I am just tired of you. You don't appreciate my matches or my talent. You openly criticise matches and think you know everything about wrestling. You are a bunch of smarks. I am tired of the internet and it's fans. I may sound like Chris Jericho but Idon't care. I am through with this website and I am through with Mikey and Robbie. Youare a bunch of marks anyway. Good riddance, Maven K. Huffman
Lightning Flik Posted April 1, 2004 Report Posted April 1, 2004 Um, Mr. New Age Crappy Kamala, if that is what you are calling yourself. We don't deny we are marks. We just deny the bullshit the WWE feeds us for matches. That's all.
JoeDirt Posted April 1, 2004 Report Posted April 1, 2004 Yes, I think everyone has been clamoring for the return of Kamala!
Guest Trivia247 Posted April 1, 2004 Report Posted April 1, 2004 Yes, I think everyone has been clamoring for the return of Kamala! Oh I know Kamala Mania is Running Wild!
Mecha Mummy Posted April 1, 2004 Report Posted April 1, 2004 Yes, I think everyone has been clamoring for the return of Kamala! Shit, I have. They should bring in White Kamala (a legit indy wrestler) and really make Maven New Age Fitness Kamala and then start a stable of Kamalas. It could be like the Villanos except better!
Guest Fook Posted April 1, 2004 Report Posted April 1, 2004 Does this mean Harvey Wippleman will come back and manage again?
Guest Trivia247 Posted April 1, 2004 Report Posted April 1, 2004 Does this mean Harvey Wippleman will come back and manage again? Somebody dig up Steve Lombardi see if he can fit into the Kimchee suit
MillenniumMan831 Posted April 1, 2004 Report Posted April 1, 2004 They should bring in the Harlem's Boys Choir to chant the Kamala entrance music live for each match.
Downhome Posted April 1, 2004 Report Posted April 1, 2004 Just because we've mentioned Kamala. I still can't believe that he went from that, to this.
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted April 1, 2004 Report Posted April 1, 2004 Just because we've mentioned Kamala. I still can't believe that he went from that, to this. God, damn Paul Bearer looks fucked up with blonde hair and skinny....to an extent. The other guy I don't recognize.
Downhome Posted April 1, 2004 Report Posted April 1, 2004 God, damn Paul Bearer looks fucked up with blonde hair and skinny....to an extent. The other guy I don't recognize. The caption at Percy's site for that picture. Myself, along with the late Oki Shikina (Pedro Zapata, who was actually Mexican) in 1978. We are joined by Jim "Sugar Bear" Harris, who is legendary today as Kimala, the Ugandan Giant. Jim and I have worked many times together over the years, most recently in a long series of matches between he and The Undertaker. You should go check out some more of his pictures, Percy used to be pretty small. My nephew bought a DVD of old matches and it has Percy in a tag match, as the manager, of Steve Austin, that's pretty cool to see.
LucharesuFan619 Posted April 2, 2004 Report Posted April 2, 2004 I didn't even know Maven had his own website...
Styles Posted April 2, 2004 Report Posted April 2, 2004 I have spent alot of my efforts to improve myself physically and mentally for my return and my eventual path to the World Championship, that is if Triple H ever stops making me job to him. Yeah, he's SO fucked...
Guest Brian Posted April 2, 2004 Report Posted April 2, 2004 Isn't it enough of a joke that people actually visit his site.
Cran Da Maniac Posted April 2, 2004 Report Posted April 2, 2004 I'd mark for Mave-amala (Maven + Kamala). I really would
AndrewTS Posted April 2, 2004 Report Posted April 2, 2004 I have spent alot of my efforts to improve myself physically and mentally for my return and my eventual path to the World Championship, that is if Triple H ever stops making me job to him. Yeah, he's SO fucked... Like HHH would even know... Wouldn't it be funny if Maven was one of the leakers?
Guest Mulatto Heat Posted April 2, 2004 Report Posted April 2, 2004 Isn't it enough of a joke that people actually visit his site. BURN! Wasn't Maven a former schoolteacher? If so, he should be ashamed over his poor spelling and grammar. Learn how to properly use the apostrophe along with how to do a proper jumping bulldog or whatever that was!
AndrewTS Posted April 2, 2004 Report Posted April 2, 2004 Isn't it enough of a joke that people actually visit his site. BURN! Wasn't Maven a former schoolteacher? If so, he should be ashamed over his poor spelling and grammar. Learn how to properly use the apostrophe along with how to do a proper jumping bulldog or whatever that was! I'm thinking he was more along the lines of a "eat your cookies and milk and lay down for nap time" teacher. Or was he teaching in Texas?
Guest Mulatto Heat Posted April 2, 2004 Report Posted April 2, 2004 Wasn't he supposed to make his grand return on this week's RAW? I remember the rumor sites saying that around this time last week. I'm also confused: are we a bunch of smarks or marks? Maven declared us to be both. I hope he was drunk or high when he typed that out. He misspelled "and" and "the".
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Posted April 2, 2004 Report Posted April 2, 2004 I doubted the legitimacy of it, but it's on his official website. Just what exactly was he fooling about? He likes the Internet fans?
Styles Posted April 2, 2004 Report Posted April 2, 2004 Holy shit, Mullato that's one of the funniest sigs I've seen in a while. I mark for Fifitude!
Guest Mulatto Heat Posted April 2, 2004 Report Posted April 2, 2004 Wrestlecrap is good to me. And you.
Styles Posted April 2, 2004 Report Posted April 2, 2004 Wrestlecrap is good to me. And you. gasp It's Friday! runs to check Wrestlecrap
Jobber of the Week Posted April 2, 2004 Report Posted April 2, 2004 Pffft, believe it or not, HHH is not the most unstoppable squashing force in the RAW locker room.
King Cucaracha Posted April 2, 2004 Report Posted April 2, 2004 Ha. Funny stuff. Plus it seems he got a rise out of Mullato and Flik...even despite the date. April Fools joke or not, this had better be true about Mave-amala.
Lightning Flik Posted April 2, 2004 Report Posted April 2, 2004 Ha. Funny stuff. Plus it seems he got a rise out of Mullato and Flik...even despite the date. April Fools joke or not, this had better be true about Mave-amala. Rise? I didn't rise out of my seat. Just made the first sarcastic remark that came to mind. If I go off on a rise, you'll definitely see it. About all 20 word document pages of it. And don't worry, I'll put it in doc, just to make sure it is that long.
Guest Trivia247 Posted April 2, 2004 Report Posted April 2, 2004 Just because we've mentioned Kamala. I still can't believe that he went from that, to this. God, damn Paul Bearer looks fucked up with blonde hair and skinny....to an extent. The other guy I don't recognize. Paul looks like the Younger "Flamboyant" Brother of Oliver Humperdink
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