EricMM 0 Report post Posted April 5, 2004 Do not underestimate my ability to steal all you're womenfolk! Just call me the pied piper of poontang!! Follow me ladies Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richard 0 Report post Posted April 5, 2004 *I am "democratically elected" in Iraq. I agree to give the USA all the oil it wants. Then I invade Kuwait.* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jack_Bauer 0 Report post Posted April 5, 2004 I'm stealing Wales, and I'm claiming it in the name of Dom Dom. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DCMaximo 0 Report post Posted April 5, 2004 I'll take claim of Portugal if no-one else has claimed it *watches as the only Portugese person he can think of wears a stupid headband* *Cries, then remembers...* *Cries again Portugal are nothing but drunk Spanish people that got lost and started their own country. And damn proud of it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
welshjerichomark 0 Report post Posted April 5, 2004 I'm stealing Wales, and I'm claiming it in the name of Dom Dom. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Oh and i pick Surinam, because it doesn't get enough love. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cran Da Maniac 0 Report post Posted April 5, 2004 I call Cuba, home of the finest cigars in the world Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted April 5, 2004 *lures Elian Gonzalez to Fiji under false promises of going back to the US* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted April 5, 2004 I'm stealing Wales, and I'm claiming it in the name of Dom Dom. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sandman9000 0 Report post Posted April 5, 2004 ::The cute but deadly creatures have officially overrun New Zealand. There is no hope for humanity there, save the Japanese, since they have the ability to keep the creatures in tiny little balls. And first person to make a penis joke out of that has to watch present day AJPW until they beg for mercy:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mecha Mummy 0 Report post Posted April 5, 2004 And if you survive AJPW, then comes first World Japan and then Dragonball GT... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tom 0 Report post Posted April 5, 2004 I'm calling a hostile takeover of the USA, because I can. MUAHAHAHAHA~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zorin Industries 0 Report post Posted April 5, 2004 Hey, I can dream Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted April 6, 2004 Well I've done it. I've invaded Slovakia to unite us once more. It had to be done. Czechoslovakia is BACK, Jack. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tom 0 Report post Posted April 6, 2004 ::randomly bombs other nations:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hank Kingsley 0 Report post Posted April 6, 2004 Breaking news! Turkey has invaded and subsequently conquered the Ukraine! Turkish officials say they plan to control every country surrounding the Black Sea as their first step in WORLD DOMINATION~. This could possibly mean you! Love, Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cran Da Maniac 0 Report post Posted April 6, 2004 *lures Elian Gonzalez to Fiji under false promises of going back to the US* Eh, you can have him. Piece of shit can't play baseball. I got a ton more kids more talented then him. *sits back, lights a cigar* ahh, that's good shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted April 6, 2004 *uses Elian to both gather sympathy for poor little Fiji, and also to steal the Cuban cigar secrets, thus totally decimating your economy* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richard 0 Report post Posted April 6, 2004 *Invades Syria, Lebanon, Jordan, United Arab Emirates, Yeman, and Quatar. Then offers to take care of the Palestinian problem for Israel in exchange for $1 billion. * Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted April 6, 2004 Sandman, I couldn't give a fuck if you invade New Zealand. I hate them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caboose 0 Report post Posted April 6, 2004 ::Meanwhile, back in Monte-Carlo... Caboose sits in his massive Tax-Free Casino, Directing, Producing and starring in his own Tax-Free Porn, smoking and drinking Tax-Free Cigars and Tax-Free Absinthe respectively, watching the world turn to war on his Tax-Free 80" Plasma Flatscreen TV:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DCMaximo 0 Report post Posted April 6, 2004 * does some research on Portugal* Hmmm, the Super Rock festival in June sounds interesting. I can watch the Pixies, think about how hot Nelly Furtado is, then sentence Linkin Park and Muse to death for crimes against music. *goes off to change shoes, as he realises that Portugal is the second biggest manufacturer of footwear in Europe* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sandman9000 0 Report post Posted April 6, 2004 Sandman, I couldn't give a fuck if you invade New Zealand. I hate them. Well good, cause it's sure as hell too late to stop it now. ::Creatures learn how to swim and invade Antartica:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted April 6, 2004 The no-sell of the bunny with the pancake is disheartening. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tom 0 Report post Posted April 6, 2004 I decree the pancake bunny to be the new official animal of the USA! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted April 6, 2004 (has constructed a working Star Wars defense network for Germany) (yes, complete with TURBOLASERS~) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richard 0 Report post Posted April 7, 2004 *invades Saudi Arabia and finds Osama. Agrees to give him over to highest bidder* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted April 7, 2004 *makes Australia a republic, appoints himself the President, appoints Nathan Jones and the Bushwackers as his Defense advisors, appoints Kylie Minogue as his personal assistant* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted April 7, 2004 (declares war on Australia to liberate Kylie) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted April 7, 2004 *Nathan Jones flies to Germany and wrestles in their arenas. Thousands die from shock after seeing his wrestling ability (or lack thereof)* EDIT: Oh, and I forgot. *bangs Kylie... twice* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted April 7, 2004 (the millions and millions of remaining Germans rally to dismember Nathan Jones and resume the invasion of Australia) (Kylie becomes the Chancellor's First Lady) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
