SWF LOCKDOWN CARD APRIL 14

[Thoth 0]

The Smartmarks Wrestling Federation presents...

SWF LOCKDOWN FOR APRIL 14TH, 2004! *LIVE* FROM THE *SOLD OUT* SEC TAYLOR STADIUM IN DES MOINES, IOWA!

(5:00pm PDT, 8:00pm EDT; check local listings for cock)

 

OPENING PROMO: Tryst

 

MAIN EVENT

TRIPLE THREAT TAG TEAM MATCH

FOR THE WORLD TAG TEAM TITLES

Janus & Aecas© vs Tom Flesher & Ann Onita vs Mike Van Siclen & Todd Cortez

Who is Todd Cortez? And why does he have a title match in his debut? And what the crap is he doing with Mike Van Siclen? What the hell is anyone doing with Mike Van Siclen? Can Tom Flesher and Annie Onita get along? Why all these questions? Do the tag champs care?

Rules: Triple threat rules, first pinfall or submission wins. You CANNOT tag out to any corner, you can only tag out to your own partner.

Word Limit: 7000

Send To: realitycheck

 

Danny Williams vs John Duran

Danny Williams pinned the World Champion in Storm’s main event. That’s something Duran needs to do at the next Pay Per View if the wants the title for himself. But there’s a thing as testing your mettle, and seeing if you have what it takes. It’s gut check time for the leader of the Unnamed, as he tries to beat the man who beat the man he needs to beat.

Word Limit: 5500

Send To: realitycheck

 

 

Nathaniel Kibagami vs Toxxic

Toxxic’s hot streak is over, and so is his ICTV title, now around double champ Janus’s waist. In his first match since defeat he faces Nathaniel Kibagami, who is pretty much probably going to kill him being he is so pissed off. A loss to Alan Clark is something he cannot put up with.

Rules: Singles match, DQ & Countout apply.

Word Limit: 5000

Send To: Grand Slam

 

CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE MATCH

Alan Clark© vs Johnny Dangerous

Johnny finally gets his shot, as Clark rides an amazing wave of momentum with a win over returning Nathaniel Kibagami.

Rules: Cruiserweight rules.

Word Limit: 5000

Send To: Suicide King

 

 

HARDCORE MATCH

Crow vs Dace Night

Crow’s back! And what better way to welcome him than with a situation he’s quite familar with. Dace Night. Hardcore rules.

Rules: None, baby.

Word Limit: 4500

Send To: 5_moves_of_doom

 

 

USJL TITLE MATCH

Stryke© vs Coy West vs Todd Royal

Todd and Coy have targetted each other and Stryke beat Coy for the title. There’s your backstory.

Word Limit: 5000

Send To: chirs3

 

BONUS MATCH FOR AN SWF CONTRACT

“La Sensation Senegalaise” Said vs “El Hombre Sin Cara” Maskarade

 

Austin Sly vs Insane Luchadore

Newbie versus veteran AMAZING BATTEL!!!

Rules: Singles match, DQ & Countout apply.

Word Limit: 4000

Send To: Grand Slam

 

Landon Maddix vs Tryst

With the Unnamed in his corner, does Maddix stand a chance of losing to Tryst?

Rules: Singles match, DQ & Countout apply.

Word Limit: 4000

Send To: Thoth

 

Send promos, marked matches, etc. to 5_moves_of_doom

Edited April 11, 2004 by Thoth

[Guest vitriol]

I call opening promo.

[janusd 0]

a) Triple threat tag? Titles on the line? >_< This could get ugly.

 

b) I WANT THE NEW GUY'S STATS. NOW.

[Cuban Linx 0]

Yay match writing. One of the things i was looking forward to when coming back was writing against some of the newer WF'ers (Maddix, Royal, Clark, Toxxic etc), and it looks like Todd's the first i'll get to test myself against.

[King Cucaracha 0]

You know, usually I'd be all for a singles match...

 

 

 

...but...

 

 

 

TRYST!?!

 

And it's only 4000 words. I'm friggin' dead!

[Guest Aecas]

*seconds that opinon on new guys stats*

[Secret Agent 0]

Were doing Lockdown at a baseball stadium?

[King Cucaracha 0]

Tryst-

 

The only version of your stats are could find are from the old JL stats page. So, if you have a new set then please send them to me. 'Till then, I'll be using the JL one.

 

Cheers.

[Toxxic 0]

I WANT KIB'S NEW STATS NOW.

 

So either Kibs or Clark, please PM them to me - cheers!

[The Amazing Rando 0]

my first defense since I won the damn thing (which was 3/1) go me. or something.

[Toxxic 0]

Rando, please PM me Kibs' stats!

[WrestlingDeacon 0]

Well the new guy is Scott Thompson so just write him as being flaming gay and friends with Dave Foley and you're jake. Have him wrestle in drag.

[Thoth 0]

It's a baseball field? Dammit, I didn't know these details.

 

I just got a website with every arena ever, that's all.

[Ace309 0]

I love the SWF Contract Match idea. It's so clever of Card.

[Rawknight 0]

I even did a graphic!

[Toxxic 0]

I want everyone to boo Todd Cortex until he realises that I'M THE SWF'S STRAIGHT-EDGER, DAMMIT!

 

Oh, and Kibs is so gonna beat me and ruin my "only once a month" loss record.

 

And i mark out for Va'aiga's graphix skillz.

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

Just let me say... good card.

[Edwin MacPhisto 0]

I hope Maskarade wins, because the inevitable "That's what he Said!" joke is going to get old so, so fast. Plus, he's got a k in the name, which is hardkore.

 

I also like the blend of veterans and new dudes. Hoo diddly.

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

*fingertraps Edwin*

[Hank Kingsley 0]

I hope Maskarade wins, because the inevitable "That's what he Said!" joke is going to get old so, so fast. Plus, he's got a k in the name, which is hardkore.

 

I also like the blend of veterans and new dudes. Hoo diddly.

But he's a black gangster! And he's French! How delightfully awesome is that?

[Rawknight 0]

I'd like to point out that Said's name is pronounced sy-eed, and there should be a diareses over the I (as in Saïd) but that would be SO much of a pain to write in matches so I choose to ignore.

 

Anyone making puns on his name will have their faces smashed in. Except Maskarade, cos he doesn't have one...

[Guest Evolution]

So, uh, we're sticking with the whole baseball stadium thing?

 

Oy.

 

Well, here goes nothing.

[King Cucaracha 0]

Oh GREAT.

 

So much for finishing my match early. I'm 500 words over limit, and still without an ending.

[Thoth 0]

WestSYEED

[The Ill One 0]

Man I'm having WAY too much fun with using the baseball stadium. Way wwwaayyy too much fun. (Yes, yes I am writing).

 

 

Nice card, by the way.

[Edwin MacPhisto 0]

Oh GREAT.

 

So much for finishing my match early. I'm 500 words over limit, and still without an ending.

Finish the match and then edit edit edit!

 

Slice paragraphs! Dice paragraphs! Fuck a transition! Editing is the tool of the mightiest! Sure, I'm just an old vet who barely has time to keep up anymore, but a few people have been talking to me lately about their matches going over or having a hard time staying focused. The solution is to just be ruthfuckingless with your own stuff, and be willing to slash and burn anything that's slightly superfluous. Cute commentary, filler brawling, even a false finish or two - everything must go! We're rolling back prices.

 

So, if you're in a jam, "save-as" and go bonkers.

 

::edits Thoth::

[the.weej 0]

^^Trust that man. He taught me everything I know about editing. Strangely, it was a class about teaching people everything he knew period, and that took up most of the 47 minutes.

 

Line editing has the power of the gods embueled within it. Never forget that. I hacked 900 words off a match once.

 

-Z

[King Cucaracha 0]

Line editing has the power of the gods embueled within it. Never forget that. I hacked 900 words off a match once.

Ah, but did it win?

 

Oh, and

*edits match ruthlessly, held at gunpoint by Edwin*...

 

 

 

 

 

Damn, I'm a shoe-in to win now.

 

[Guest Goodear]

Ed... it... ing?

 

What is this SATANIC thing! SAYTANIC! BURN UNBELIEVERS! BURN~!

 

* This has been a preview of what will happen when/if Coy goes heel *

 

I guess I better start writing sooner or later huh?

[Toxxic 0]

Line editing has the power of the gods embueled within it. Never forget that. I hacked 900 words off a match once.

1100. And recently too (of course). Might even have been my ICTV defence against Dace.

 

I have NO idea how i did it.