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21 as of last Saturday and currently residing in scenic Asheville, North Carolina.

 

And I've eaten at the Waffle House in Gainesville. My family and I still joke about the level of redneck to be found there.

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I've heard that Jacksonville is crap, too. My memories all involve the Atlantic ocean and jellyfish, but I have a friend who used to live there and all he ever talks about is Lynryd Skynyrd and Limp Bizkit.

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I grant you the Waffle House point, but this was exceptional. It included one toothless waitress chastising her daughter? cousin? whatever for mowing the hotel lawn next door and then walking into the Waffle House without shoes on. Then there was this outpouring of disbelief because my family had lived in Italy for a while, presumably because the waitress in question had never left Gainesville. North Florida is really as bad as the worst portions of Georgia, Tennessee, Alabama, or South Carolina in terms of rednecks.

 

Edit: Changed to cover up my geographical faux pas.

Guest wildpegasus
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27 -- been watching wrestling consistently for about 13 - 14 years.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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ha..you people think you know some rednecks..

Guest Miss Indy Queen
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You forgot to mention that you've had Dames' penis in you.

What's your point?

 

 

By the way, Dames is not very pleased with you.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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I have been in you, baby...

you, have been in me.

and we, have been, so intimately...

entwined...

 

and it sho' was fiiiiyyyiiine.

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You forgot to mention that you've had Dames' penis in you.

What's your point?

 

 

By the way, Dames is not very pleased with you.

As much as what Frigid said was immature and stupid. Dames should realize that if his ex-girl is going to post here, shit like this is going to happen. Everybody gets fucked with on this board.

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I just thought of this, as I was thinking, that I didn't think many people on this board were as young as I am. Anyway, I was just wondering at first if anyone was younger than me, but then, I figured I would make it more broad and accesible, so now, I just ask what your age is.

 

I'm 14.

I'm 19, but will be 20 in a couple short months.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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Ok, you know, too.

 

I was born and raised outside of Huntington, Indiana, and I work thirds in a warehouse. I know more about the hillfolk than any of you fair-weather Floridian complainers that spend too much time at the waffle house.

 

When the guys in front of you at the stamp machine in the post office are doing arithmetic aloud like "Five and five is *hesitation* ten..." I turned around at this point. It was two guys trying to figure out how many stamps they'd get for ten dollars, I think.

 

I saw a woman screaming at her child in front of wal-mart for forgetting something in the car, but that one doesn't come across well unless you actually heard it.

 

I work with a woman with exactly six teeth.

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You forgot to mention that you've had Dames' penis in you.

What's the big deal?

 

His penis has been in me, too.

 

Who here HASN'T had little Dames inside of them?...

He's right. Dames is quite the whore.

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I work with a woman with exactly six teeth.

Wow, Huntington sounds like Wheeling and Neffs, Ohio. I think that in Neffs it's mandated that you must have at least 2 4-Wheelers, a beat-up pick-up truck of some sort and several small animals.

 

But you know, a guy from Neffs told my aunt last year that Neffs is progressing really fast-like. They're getting SEWERAGE~!

 

I saw a guy at a local dive a few weeks back with somewhere in the neighborhood of 5-7 teeth, all of which where a darker shade of brown than my hair, which is pretty dark.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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Speaking of Four Wheelers, I'm friends with a character with four first names (I swear to god), and he was once arrested in the middle of winter for running from the police on a 4-wheeler. Drunk as shit. In the middle of town.

 

It was 4 in the morning, and he was on a 4-wheeler, so it's not like he was going to kill anyone but himself. I don't see why the cops got so bent out of shape.

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The seatbelt laws are nuts. I don't know if other states have this one, but in Ohio, if a cop even SEES you not wearing a seatbelt while driving down the road, they'll pull you over, rather than ticket you for it after you've been pulled over for another infraction.

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