Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted April 25, 2004 James Scott. IS your real last name Keith by any chance? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted April 25, 2004 James Scott. IS your real last name Keith by any chance? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2004 Tommy Davidson. Ha... I win this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted April 25, 2004 Double Jeopardy....well, its better than most real names. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2004 Christian Stephens Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2004 what's your last name? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fökai 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2004 Two choices: Richard Clayton Patrick Clayton I like the latter better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rawknight 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2004 Extra middle names turn into initials. I've sent this into the onion SO you're Richard P. Clayton And there's a Peter L.S. Joseph - he gets PLS! PLS! PLS! chanted at him... and it's a net abbreviaton... that's like DEEP. Just thank your lucky stars you dont have an extra Martin in there somewhere..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ted the Poster 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2004 I guess I would be Charles Adams. That sounds like either a politictian or a college professor, both of which have been used as gimmicks before. So I'll shorten it and be Chuck Adams, the wrestling... weatherman? "Today YOUR forecast calls for dark clouds and a 100 percent chance of heavy PAIN!!! RAAAARGH!!!" Crap. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rawknight 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2004 you do of course all realise that this is what your parents wanted you to become and SUBCONCIOUSLY named you these. I mean Walker George (Western Sherriff), Jefferson Williams (Sax Player) and Henry W. George (Old time rail baron) all hang up there Other presidents Wilson Ronald is another cowboy (Reagen) Earl James is VERY southern (Carter) Milhouse Richards sounds like a stockbroker (Nixon) Fitzgerland John is very Irish (Kennedy) umm... can I stop scaring myself? Or is 3 days without sleep kicking in? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2004 That's horrid. There's got to be a good way to turn Justyn into a good last name. Justice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Si82 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2004 Robert Simons... ...which could be shorten to Bob Simons... ...which was the name of a corrupt business man who kidnapped his boss's daughter that was mentioned in "Die Hard with a Vengeance"... ...yes I am sad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Superstring 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2004 James Andrews - The ravishing redneck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2004 Terrence Adams - Samuel Adams' evil brother bent on domination of his brewery! and my brother is Thomas Alexander - the newest member of the York Foundation Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2004 Will Christopher... ...that rich dude that stole your girlfriend last summer. Deal with it. Yeah, that sucks. Landon Maddix owns all of these names... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HarleyQuinn 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2004 Johnathan David....ugh John David...lumberjack, reminds me of John Henry(You know, the big black guy who had to beat the locomotive) woulda worked better if my first name was Davis or something other than David Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheFranchise 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2004 Terrence Adams - Samuel Adams' evil brother Whoo, you could team with me, Alan H Adams! Or maybe not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Coffey Report post Posted April 25, 2004 It doesn't work for me. You can't have Joshua as a last name, and I also have two middle names. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2004 woulda worked better if my first name was Davis or something other than David Davidson, man. You can turn David into Davis anyway, it's close enough. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DCMaximo 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2004 Gareth Davis...hmmm, sounds more like a Welsh rugby player- hey that gimmick hasn't been done before, an angry Welsh rugby player. Oh yeah, thats because it would suck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snuffbox 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2004 Dean Roberts Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted April 25, 2004 Felix Leonardos...... What the fuck do I get with this? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spiny norman 0 Report post Posted April 26, 2004 Malcolm Alex. That will certainly make any opponent feel strong fear in their heart. And what kind of surname is Alex, anyway? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted April 26, 2004 Felix Leonardos...... What the fuck do I get with this? An Italian-Mexican. You can eat tacos stuffed with pasta. Gold I say, GOLD~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted April 26, 2004 Malcolm Alex. That will certainly make any opponent feel strong fear in their heart. And what kind of surname is Alex, anyway? You could turn that into Male Alexander, the name of an actor who as far as I know only worked on Oz. He also went by Baby and Big X. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HurriShane 0 Report post Posted April 27, 2004 Benjamin Shane. The long lost cousin of Michael Shane Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheFranchise 0 Report post Posted April 27, 2004 Gareth Davis...hmmm, sounds more like a Welsh rugby player- hey that gimmick hasn't been done before, an angry Welsh rugby player. Oh yeah, thats because it would suck. hear hear. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted April 27, 2004 I'm Paul Matthews. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A Happy Medium 0 Report post Posted April 27, 2004 I am Ed Jons - chain smoking, over opinionated sports writer from a random east coast city. Eh, not bad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Griffith Report post Posted April 27, 2004 i am Igor Bruce- ummm i think it would be better as Igor the Brusier Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
