Thoth Posted May 1, 2004 Report Posted May 1, 2004 (edited) SWF Lockdown Wednesday May 5th! Venue:Richmond Coliseum in Virginia! Due Date: 7 PM EST. Send promos, marked matches, booking requests, etc, to: 5_moves_of_doom. MAIN EVENT SWF CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Danny Williams vs John Duran Danny has been patient, and now he faces the new world champion. Nothing else to it. Just raw energy and power. Rules: Standard match, DQ and Counout apply. Word Limit: 6000 Send to: realitycheck Todd Cortez vs Nathaniel Kibagami Kibagami made some boasts about being the next world champion. He’ll face Todd Cortez, who may be a diamond in the rough. Rules: Standard match, DQ and Counout apply. Word Limit: 5500 Send to: Thoth OFFICE BRAWL #1 CONTENDERSHIP TO THE USJL TITLE Landon Maddix vs Austin Sly vs Stryke vs Insane Luchador vs Jacob Helmsley We need to shuffle some papers. So here is what will be done. These guys will be in the SWF offices, and stacks of paper will be present. If you are put through a stack of paper, you are eliminated. Winner gets a shot at Coy and his USJL belt. Rules: See description. No DQ. Word Limit: 5500 Send to: chirs3 Ann Onita vs Dace Night Ann’s sister deserted her for another man. Distraught, she looks to take out FEMININE RAGE on Dace Night. Rules: Standard match, DQ and Counout apply. Word Limit: 4500 Send to: Thoth HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Jimmy Liston vs Mike Van Siclen They’re gonna bleed! Rules: Do what now? Word Limit: 4000 Send to: Suicide King Alan Clark & Coy West vs Janus & Aecas Crazy tag partners that can’t get along! The Trinity is no more, but these two have the belts. The match is non-title. What... could... possibly... happen?! Rules: Standard match, DQ and Counout apply. Word Limit: 4000 Send to: Grand Slam Crow vs Tom Flesher Tom’s got a new bitch. Crow has a bitch, I think, but I can’t remember. Maybe she’s dead. Or not. I dunno. Crow does a lot of drugs. Rules: Standard match, DQ and Counout apply. Word Limit: 4000 Send to: 5_moves_of_doom Spike Jenkins vs Tryst THEY TOOK OUR JOBS Rules: Standard match, DQ and Counout apply. Word Limit: 3500 Send to: Suicide King Edited May 2, 2004 by realitycheck
janusd Posted May 1, 2004 Report Posted May 1, 2004 Just what the doctor ordered for Aecas and I to test our 'tag partners who hate each other' style~ DEATH TO LITTLE MEN~!
Guest Goose749 Posted May 1, 2004 Report Posted May 1, 2004 aww crap... I've got so much shit to do... Hey, Mike, can I just like give you the title? K, setting aside my 10 pager right now to do this. After all, I have to keep my priorities straight.
chirs3 Posted May 1, 2004 Report Posted May 1, 2004 OFFICE BRAWL #1 CONTENDERSHIP TO THE USJL TITLE Landon Maddix vs Austin Sly vs Strike vs Insane Luchador vs Jacob Helmsley We need to shuffle some papers. So here is what will be done. These guys will be in the SWF offices, and stacks of paper will be present. If you are put through a stack of paper, you are eliminated. Winner gets a shot at Coy and his USJL belt. Rules: See description. No DQ. Word Limit: 5500 Send to: chirs1 1. God bless you for giving me this match. 2. Send to chirs3, people.
Cuban Linx Posted May 1, 2004 Report Posted May 1, 2004 Looks like there's gonna be paper cuts galore.
Guest Aecas Posted May 1, 2004 Report Posted May 1, 2004 Be adventurous, staple office reports to peoples heads and maybe even their tongue's as well.
the.weej Posted May 2, 2004 Report Posted May 2, 2004 Card updated with tagging, since I'm bored and Thoth is unprofessional. -Z
Mr. S£im Citrus Posted May 2, 2004 Report Posted May 2, 2004 So... uhm... yeah. Opening promo, and shit.
hhh6294 Posted May 2, 2004 Report Posted May 2, 2004 Bah... I'm gonna send it to chirs1 and then bitch because I was told differently. DEFY THE SYSTEM! ...tight match. Is the stack of papers on the floor, or can it be on top of some breakable surface? Edit... serious question now. Is it first fall wins, or elimination rules?
Thoth Posted May 2, 2004 Author Report Posted May 2, 2004 I changed it to chirs3 so nyah. It's elimination rules. And damn you for adding tags, Zed. I was happy beating the system.
the.weej Posted May 2, 2004 Report Posted May 2, 2004 You'll have to refer to the ol' JL stats page, Spike. For some reason, Merc's forgotten to post them for some time now. http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showtopic=37899 -Z
King Cucaracha Posted May 2, 2004 Report Posted May 2, 2004 Thoth + me + weird stip = no surprise. Looks fun, although I don't really get how you can be put THROUGH paper stacks. Then again, that's probably just me. EDIT: ***NEW STATS PUT UP***
5_moves_of_doom Posted May 6, 2004 Report Posted May 6, 2004 ...Is Chris dead? If he doesn't have his match in by 11, the show shall go up anyway.
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