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Whoo, my first topic started other than a promo. Go me, and schtuff~!

 

OPENING PROMO: Danny Williams

 

-Silly Zack, you can't pick a winner in a promo. To hell with that I say. I call the mic shorting out on Williams, thus ruining one of the few promos he cuts and soundly "defeating" him.

 

Stryke vs. Todd Cortez

 

-Time will tell. Stryke seems like a good matchup stats wise for my character though, so I'm gonna have some fun writing this one.

 

Tables Match (Crow, Dace and Spike)

-Dace

 

Cruiser Contenders, Part One: Insane Luchardore vs. Austin Sly

-Luchadore

 

Cruiser Contenders, Part Two: Electric Boogalou...I mean Jacob Helmsley vs. Alan Clark

-Clark

 

Hardcore Title: MVS vs. Aecas

-Mike

 

USJL belt: Maddix vs. West

-Landon

 

Submissive Cage Of Redemption (sounds like a bad porn name)

-Duran

 

#1 Contendah~! Match: Kibs vs. Toxxic

-Kibagami

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Stryke vs. Todd Cortez

- Cortez

 

Tables Match (Crow, Dace and Spike)

- Dace

 

Cruiser Contenders, Part One: Insane Luchardore vs. Austin Sly

- Sly, because he'll show.

 

Cruiser Contenders, Part Two: Jacob Helmsley vs. Alan Clark

- Clark

 

Hardcore Title: MVS vs. Aecas

- Aecas

 

USJL belt: Maddix vs. West

- West

 

Submissive Cage Of Redemption (sounds like a bad porn name)

- No prediction. (N)

 

#1 Contendah~! Match: Kibs vs. Toxxic

- Kibagami

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Guest Goodear

Stryke vs. Todd Cortez

- Cortez will find some Spanish Buellon and stick it up his wang! You know what Stryke needs? He needs to give his guy some more 'personality' spots like a goose step or something.

 

Tables Match (Crow, Dace and Spike)

- Dace although Spike should put in a good effort of 'fuck you you aren't killing me in a box this time! Crow is good people too, but he smokes and his lungs will give out quicker.

 

Cruiser Contenders, Part One: Insane Luchardore vs. Austin Sly

- Sly would be pretty. Pretty birds... oh so pretty.

 

Cruiser Contenders, Part Two: Jacob Helmsley vs. Alan Clark

- WAYWAAAARD Sons Pride.

 

Hardcore Title: MVS vs. Aecas

- MVS should go over by Janiference... Aecas should call his former partner Janet over and over again until it becomes a fun chant we can use to smite him with.

 

USJL belt: Maddix vs. West

- No prediction, although I'm going to be attempting a finish that might go out of the box a bit too much. We shall seeeeee.

 

Submissive Cage Of Redemption (sounds like a bad porn name)

- Taamo has submissions but John has... less submissions. I would mark out if John just beat Tom so badly that he quit though. Not because I don't like Tom, but because I think it would be keeeeeeeen.

 

#1 Contendah~! Match: Kibs vs. Toxxic

- Beats me. Toxxic took the first match while I think Kibs was still trying to find his feet, but the kid has the talents and could pull off an upset... and then lose to Danny... for I fear Danny. Fear him like Alan Clark fears the ATF.

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Stryke vs. Todd Cortez

- Cortez seems like he'll show up.

 

Tables Match (Crow, Dace and Spike)

- It's really between Crow and Dace, but you knew that. Coin toss says Crow.

 

Cruiser Contenders, Part One: Insane Luchardore vs. Austin Sly

- Again, Sly seems like he'll show up.

 

Cruiser Contenders, Part Two: Jacob Helmsley vs. Alan Clark

- I don't have the slightest idea. Coin toss says Helmsley, and the coin must be right.

 

Hardcore Title: MVS vs. Aecas

- MVS. I think.

 

USJL belt: Maddix vs. West

- West.

 

Submissive Cage Of Redemption (sounds like a bad porn name)

- I want to give Duran a chance here, but he's in a submission match with Flesher. That shit is not fair.

 

#1 Contendah~! Match: Kibs vs. Toxxic

- No prediction, of course.

 

Though I would point out that I had to no-show this match last time around.

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Stryke vs. Todd Cortez

Cortez to take a singles win.

 

Tables Match (Crow, Dace and Spike)

This is gonna be fun.

 

Cruiser Contenders, Part One: Insane Luchardore vs. Austin Sly

Sly, he's young and he's up and coming.

 

Cruiser Contenders, Part Two: Jacob Helmsley vs. Alan Clark

Clark, and it should be good.

 

Hardcore Title: MVS vs. Aecas

Aecas... pride reason of course.

 

USJL belt: Maddix vs. West

I gotta give this to Maddix, just he's another big up and comer.

 

Submissive Cage Of Redemption (sounds like a bad porn name)

Tom will probably take it, but Duran wont be lacking anything in effort.

 

#1 Contendah~! Match: Kibs vs. Toxxic

Toxxic because he's overpushed by some higher power.

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Stryke vs. Todd Cortez

~Cortez.

 

Tables Match (Crow, Dace and Spike)

~I'll go with Dace but I mark the fuck out for this.

 

Cruiser Contenders, Part One: Insane Luchardore vs. Austin Sly

~The Sly One.

 

Cruiser Contenders, Part Two: Electric Boogalou...I mean Jacob Helmsley vs. Alan Clark

~Clark, I guess, it should be close.

 

Hardcore Title: MVS vs. Aecas

~Aecas, though MVS should be able to take it.

 

USJL belt: Maddix vs. West

~Flip a coin.

 

Submissive Cage Of Redemption (sounds like a bad porn name)

~Flesher.

 

#1 Contendah~! Match: Kibs vs. Toxxic

~Kibs.

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Toxxic because he's overpushed by some higher power.

no no no Dace, it's King marking this match. It's Z who pushes me.

 

 

And SD5 comes to my aid again

 

Stryke vs. Todd Cortez

~I say Cotez

~No CAW for Stryke yet

 

Tables Match (Crow, Dace and Spike)

~I say Dace

~No CAWs for Spike or Crow yet

 

Cruiser Contenders, Part One: Insane Luchardore vs. Austin Sly

~I say Sly. He's the new Toxxic. Even though I've only been here three months

~No CAWs yet

 

Cruiser Contenders, Part Two: Electric Boogalou...I mean Jacob Helmsley vs. Alan Clark

~I say Clark

~Again, no CAWs

 

Hardcore Title: MVS vs. Aecas

~Gotta be the Black Angel

~After taking two and a half minutes to break out a chair, Aecas wins with an Executioner on the outside

 

USJL belt: Maddix vs. West

~LANDON IS GOLD!

~No CAWs

 

Submissive Cage Of Redemption (sounds like a bad porn name)

~I want it to be Duran. Flesher is Flesher, but Duran needs a good win after losing his title.

~Just a Pin, Give Up and Escape cage match on SD5 cos that's all it's got. And Flesher wins with a... front facelock? WTF?

 

#1 Contendah~! Match: Kibs vs. Toxxic

~No prediction. Actually, I say Kibs

~SD5 says the Toxxic Shock Syndrome puts him down in 5 minutes flat

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Aecas should call his former partner Janet over and over again until it becomes a fun chant we can use to smite him with.

 

Doesn't work. I present you with Pronounication 101: "Yahnus".

 

And now, it's...

 

The "Janus is sick as fuck with a cold and really isn't straight in the head, but when IS he straight?" weird-ass edition.

 

OPENING PROMO: Danny Williams

~ The Smarktron falls on Williams and kills him, and all the heels rush out to fight over his title.

 

Stryke vs. Todd Cortez

~ Cortez when Stryke goes on strike.

 

Tables Match (Crow, Dace and Spike)

~ Spike gets murderered and eliminated, then Crow gets Dace with a rollup...THROUGH A TABLE~!

 

Cruiser Contenders, Part One: Insane Luchardore vs. Austin Sly

~ Austin (WHAT!?) I said Austin. (WHAT!?)

 

Cruiser Contenders, Part Two: Jacob Helmsley vs. Alan Clark

~ Smarky Clarky.

 

Hardcore Title: MVS vs. Aecas

~ Either or, but they sure as hell better ask me for interference first if they want it *sneeze* I can incredibly anal retentive about my character being misused. Whee, anal.

 

USJL belt: Maddix vs. West

~ Coy gets all coy with Maddix, causing him to run away screaming in fear. Coy wins by countout.

 

Submissive Cage Of Redemption - Duran vs Flesher

~ Hey, it's gay porn! Flesher as always to come on top. It's a goddamn SUBMISSION match.

 

#1 Contendah~! Match: Kibs vs. Toxxic

~ Toxxic is very, very good. But I generally mark for Silent unless I'm beating his ass, so Silent tells Toxx to know his role, shut his mouth, and have a Demonstar for dinner.

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Stryke vs. Todd Cortez

-> Stryke

 

Tables Match (Crow, Dace and Spike)

-> Dace Night

 

Cruiser Contenders, Part One: Insane Luchardore vs. Austin Sly

-> Austin Sly

 

Cruiser Contenders, Part Two: Electric Boogalou...I mean Jacob Helmsley vs. Alan Clark

-> Alan Clark

 

Hardcore Title: MVS vs. Aecas

-> Aecas

 

USJL belt: Maddix vs. West

-> Coy West

 

Submissive Cage Of Redemption (sounds like a bad porn name)

-> Flesher

 

#1 Contendah~! Match: Kibs vs. Toxxic

-> Toxxic

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Stryke vs. Todd Cortez

- Stryke.

 

Tables Match (Crow, Dace and Spike)

- This is going to be super fun to write.

 

Cruiser Contenders, Part One: Insane Luchardore vs. Austin Sly

- Austin Sly

 

Cruiser Contenders, Part Two: Electric Boogalou...I mean Jacob Helmsley vs. Alan Clark

- Clark

 

Hardcore Title: MVS vs. Aecas

- Aecas

 

USJL belt: Maddix vs. West

- West

 

Submissive Cage Of Redemption (sounds like a bad porn name)

- Taamo

 

#1 Contendah~! Match: Kibs vs. Toxxic

- Nathaniel Kibagami

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Guest Aecas

Stryke vs. Todd Cortez

I reckon Cortez.

 

Tables Match (Crow, Dace and Spike)

Erf tough one to predict here, Ummmm...meh probably Dace or Crow but I've got no concrete idea.

 

Cruiser Contenders, Part One: Insane Luchardore vs. Austin Sly

Mr. Sly.

 

Cruiser Contenders, Part Two: Jacob Helmsley vs. Alan Clark

Mr. Clark

 

Hardcore Title: MVS vs. Aecas

The winner, whomever that might be.

 

USJL belt: Maddix vs. West

Grah another niggly one. Once again I'm not really sure it looks like either man could take this one.

 

Submissive Cage Of Redemption

Tom, but since Duran is going to be going flat out I reckon this will be one of the closest matches on the show.

 

#1 Contendah~! Match: Kibs vs. Toxxic

See above for this one as well. Toxx beat Kibs once before even though Kibs no showed, but considering the strong way toxxic writes I'm going to back him once again.

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Stryke vs. Todd Cortez

Might be close, but Todd should take it.

 

Tables Match (Crow, Dace and Spike)

It's Dace...and tables...

 

Cruiser Contenders, Part One: Insane Luchardore vs. Austin Sly

I really dig Sly's matches, so I'll go with him.

 

Cruiser Contenders, Part Two: Jacob Helmsley vs. Alan Clark

As a Clark Mark, or a Cmark, I can't go against Alan.

 

Hardcore Title: MVS vs. Aecas

We can't have a title change twice in two shows, surely?

 

 

Well...again.

 

USJL belt: Maddix vs. West

NP of course, except to say I'm struggling to find time for this right now.

 

Submissive Cage Of Redemption (sounds like a bad porn name): Flesher vs. Duran

It's Taamo...but this'll be damn close.

 

#1 Contendah~! Match: Kibs vs. Toxxic

A win for my fellow Brit.

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OPENING PROMO: Danny Williams

- Promoage~! Danny/Duran, Danny/Kibs, or Danny/Toxxic. It all sounds good.

 

Stryke vs. Todd Cortez

- I don't want to say anything bad about Stryke, but I have a feeling Todd will get the no show victory.

 

Tables Match (Crow, Dace and Spike)

- I have an idea of what I want to do, but I still need to work some kinks out of it and hopefully it will come out good/a winner.

 

Cruiser Contenders, Part One: Insane Luchardore vs. Austin Sly

- I like IL in the Cruiserweight Title hunt, but Austin beat him at Battleground in a HARDCORE match. Which is IL's specialty.

 

Cruiser Contenders, Part Two: Jacob Helmsley vs. Alan Clark

- I don't think Jacob fits in with the cruisers either. If I didn't have a huge bloody history with Dace and Crowe from the JL, I figure me and him could of switched spots easily. But hey, I like Jake.

 

Hardcore Title: MVS vs. Aecas

- Aecas big. Mike stole my name. Somehow, Janus will get involved. Then W+D. Then Todd. Then we get a Triple Threat Tag Match for the Titles.

 

USJL belt: Maddix vs. West

- Landon, due to Ejiro probably not going to be able to write.

 

Submissive Cage Of Redemption: Flesher vs. Duran

- Tough. I like Duran, but this is a Submission match. No one can beat Flesher in this.

 

#1 Contendah~! Match: Kibs vs. Toxxic

- I don't like Kibs. At all. But I respect him as a writer as he is a lot better then I can possibly be. Kibs wants this and unfortunately for Toxxic, who I like, Kibs will take it.

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Just to affect the voting, I fiinished my match last night and already sent it in to the marker.

 

Still somewhat worried about the finish and its sports entertainment nature but psyched at its uniqueness.

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