Bradshaw's latest column...

[jester 0]

I just like how WWE hates Internet fans, which is strange because they go out of their way to tell us we don't matter. If that's so, why do they care what we do or say?

 

But they like to remind us we don't matter. And it certainly doesn't matter to them what we think.

 

Nope.

 

And they'll say just how much they don't care OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

 

Maybe if they say enough times, they'll convince themselves.

[Guest PowerPB13]

Care about this, WWE: I. HOPE. YOU. DIE.

 

WWE

 

WWE

 

-Patrick

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Care about this, WWE: I. HOPE. YOU. DIE.

 

WWE

 

WWE

 

-Patrick

Can't argue this logic. And no, this isn't sarcasm. I usually add a sarcasm code tag when I am being sarcastic.

[Guest NateRizzle]

 I am looking forward to Judgment Day at the STAPLES Center. I believe the pay-per-view will be an excellent show. I look forward to a very exciting match. I have worked my entire career for this match on Sunday. Believe me, I will do whatever I have to do to have a great match.

 

I'm sorry, but your match will suck.

 

I am in the best wrestling shape I have been in in years.

 

That's not really saying much.

 

If we go a half an hour, I will be ready.

 

 

Yeah, I wonder how much of the match will involve a chin lock?

 

For those of you fat, out-of-shape Internet wannabes who have never done anything more athletic than play checkers,

 

Hmmm... I started on my school's championship football team this year, went undefeated during the wrestling season and got third place in the city for distance in shot put. Do I have checkers beat?

 

kiss my ass for doubting me, and realize why you hate me.

 

I hate you because you haven't had a good match your entire career, yet you continue to blame us.

 

I was the guy in school who made you do my homework and locked you in your locker.

 

So, you couldn't handle doing your own homework? You just admitted you are a moron. I've never been locked in my locker.

 

JBL will deliver Sunday and you can ?report? whatever you want, but you will also realize how little influence you have, except to your little nerd friends.

 

You'll see how much influence we actually need when the buyrate comes in.

 

 

How long has it been since you guys that spend all your time reporting on us have been with a woman other than your mother?

 

You're right. It's been a full 15 hours since I've gotten laid... I'm pathetic.

 

After all, when I see you in airports hanging out, you are always with guys. You guys don?t have a questionable sexual orientation, do you? Of course, it is 2004, I don?t judge.

 

Gay jokes? Wow... you've stooped pretty low there bud. Considering I have a total of ZERO male freinds... you're wrong.

 

Good luck. Hope you don't get blown up too bad, and the buyrate doesnt come in at negative numbers.

[Guest Dazed]

Care about this, WWE: I. HOPE. YOU. DIE.

 

WWE

 

WWE

 

-Patrick

Please take this crap somewhere else.

[Guest PowerPB13]

Sorry...I'll shut up.

 

-Patrick

[AndrewTS 0]

It would be funny as hell if the crowd turned on Bradshaw like GOldberg/Brock @ WM XX.

That would be horrible, because Vince would think he's a massively over heel, that the push worked, and he'd put the belt on Bradshaw.

[The Mandarin 0]

Care about this, WWE: I. HOPE. YOU. DIE.

 

WWE

 

WWE

 

-Patrick

 

Anyways, I don't give two shits about what Bradshaw has to say, but for some reason he's quite defensive about what others have to say about him. Someone's a little insecure.

[JHawk 0]

I might like the Eddy-JBL match.

 

Mostly because I'll be at BW3 and probably on my fourth or fifth beer at that point.

[tbondrage99 0]

I am in the best wrestling shape I have been in in years. If we go a half an hour, I will be ready

God the thought of a 30 minute Bradshaw match is just gross. Even if my friend was to get his crad up that allows him to watch PPVs for free I would avoid this PPV for just the thought of 30 minutes of Bradshaw.

[Silence 0]

Anyways, I don't give two shits about what Bradshaw has to say, but for some reason he's quite defensive about what others have to say about him. Someone's a little insecure.

[bad joke mode]He's also probably thinking about turning Iraq into a parking lot.[/off]

 

As for JBL in the main-event at Judgment Day, I wouldn't be surprised to see a low buyrate for the PPV, just to show Vince that it was a bad idea in the first place to push Bradshaw of all people into the main-event.

[EdwardKnoxII 0]

As for JBL in the main-event at Judgment Day, I wouldn't be surprised to see a low buyrate for the PPV, just to show Vince that it was a bad idea in the first place to push Bradshaw of all people into the main-event.

But, seeing how SD's been booked knowing Vince he'll think the low buyrate is because of Eddie and then takes the belt off of him and puts it on JBL.

[tbondrage99 0]

As for JBL in the main-event at Judgment Day, I wouldn't be surprised to see a low buyrate for the PPV, just to show Vince that it was a bad idea in the first place to push Bradshaw of all people into the main-event.

But, seeing how SD's been booked knowing Vince he'll think the low buyrate is because of Eddie and then takes the belt off of him and puts it on JBL.

Not even Vicne can be stupid enough to put the strap on Bradshaw is he? And Smackdown need Paul Heyman back as the head writer or whatever the heck he was doing.

[SamoaRowe 0]

It would be funny as hell if the crowd turned on Bradshaw like GOldberg/Brock @ WM XX.

That would be horrible, because Vince would think he's a massively over heel, that the push worked, and he'd put the belt on Bradshaw.

Maybe it would be more effective if the crowd chanted "boring" and got out of their seats and left early.

 

 

But then I'd feel bad for Eddie.

[Guest Sleekster]

I reckon Eddie just may be able to pull a decent match out of his arse against JBL....

 

But i know JBL would claim the match to be a classic regardless. Would make for more fun reading...

[AlaskanHero 0]

As for JBL in the main-event at Judgment Day, I wouldn't be surprised to see a low buyrate for the PPV, just to show Vince that it was a bad idea in the first place to push Bradshaw of all people into the main-event.

But, seeing how SD's been booked knowing Vince he'll think the low buyrate is because of Eddie and then takes the belt off of him and puts it on JBL.

Not even Vicne can be stupid enough to put the strap on Bradshaw is he? And Smackdown need Paul Heyman back as the head writer or whatever the heck he was doing.

The odds of those in charge blaming Eddie for a bad PPV draws and such are quite high. Eddie's the WWE Champion. As champion he is expected to be one of the faces of the WWE. He's expected to draw. He's expected to boost ratings. When you don't draw in new fans, increase ratings, and make buyrates rise, then you won't hold the title very long. Unless you're HHH. Ratings have been falling for Smackdown and the buyrate for JD probably isn't going to be that great, so Eddie is probably gonna lose the title shortly after JD bombs. Although there is the fact that Vince and Co. don't give a damn about Smackdown, so they might just keep the title on Eddie.

 

Back on topic now. Bradshaw is entitled to his opinion, so if he wants to insult people, then he can. That doesn't mean anyone has to give a damn about what he says.

[Guest Trivia247]

Isn't it bad enough he is made to be a a latent Racist and they push that as far as any kind of taste can allow them. Now he turns on us big f...um round yeah Wrestling fans. Sniff sniff

[Guest wrestlingbs]

I am in the best wrestling shape I have been in in years. If we go a half an hour, I will be ready

God the thought of a 30 minute Bradshaw match is just gross. Even if my friend was to get his crad up that allows him to watch PPVs for free I would avoid this PPV for just the thought of 30 minutes of Bradshaw.

Given that only a few matches have been set up I'm thinking Eddie vs. JBL could go 4o minutes.

[iggymcfly 0]

I think when the WWE decided to put Bradshaw in the main event, they already knew that Judgment Day would have a shitty buyrate. If you take a career midcarder and just throw him into a World Title program with no intermediate programs to build him up, he'll never draw. Then, when you make it someone as inherently boring as Bradshaw, and fill out the card with pretty much NOTHING of interest, I don't even think Vince can blame Eddie for the disaster this is going to be.

[humongous2002 0]

Poor JBL, he is so pathetic is not even funny.Well eventually JD will have the worst buyrates ever and Vince decides to make Crapshaw into a Velocity jobber for life(but most likely he will make Eddie take the blame for it).

[Guest BDC]

For those of you fat, out-of-shape Internet wannabes who have never done anything more athletic than play checkers, kiss my ass for doubting me, and realize why you hate me.

LMAO! I would love to challenge this guy to a JKD fight.

 

How long has it been since you guys that spend all your time reporting on us have been with a woman other than your mother?

Shit, fuck. My girlfriend doesn't count I guess..

You actually took the words out of my mouth.

 

But I must say, this is pretty damned funny. If he's supposed to be a yuppie, isn't he supposed to be on the Net, too? Is he exempt for his cowboy hat?

[Silence 0]

But, seeing how SD's been booked knowing Vince he'll think the low buyrate is because of Eddie and then takes the belt off of him and puts it on JBL.

Shit, I forgot about that. This sounds eerily similar to the "blame Jericho" days a few years ago.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

So it comes down like this:

 

A.) JD does reasonable, Eddie keeps the title, but Bradshaw is kept as a main eventer?

 

or

 

B.) JD bombs, Eddie loses the title, Bradshaw is dropped as a main eventer?

 

I hate this because I want to order JD now just for the sake of supporting Eddie keeping his place, but then again I shouldn't order the PPV to show WWE that "Hey, I won't put up with this shit (Bradshaw getting a title shot)."

[Guest Dazed]

So it comes down like this:

 

A.) JD does reasonable, Eddie keeps the title, but Bradshaw is kept as a main eventer?

 

or

 

B.) JD bombs, Eddie loses the title, Bradshaw is dropped as a main eventer?

No, of course it doesn't.

[Lord of The Curry 0]

Eddy will retain regardless of the outcome of the match and the PPV because until Angle gets healthy (which won't be until after the neck surgery) there is nobody outside of Undertaker that can be seen as a legit challenger to Eddy's title.

 

So expect to see Undertaker beating Eddy for the title very soon.

[SuperJerk 0]

Eddy will retain regardless of the outcome of the match and the PPV because until Angle gets healthy (which won't be until after the neck surgery) there is nobody outside of Undertaker that can be seen as a legit challenger to Eddy's title.

Thanks for pointing out the only way Smackdown could get worse.

 

 

At least if I don't have to watch Smackdown anymore, I'll have more time to play checkers with my mom.

[Guest Luke Cage]

Heel Promo.

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

On Byte This, Bradshaw made clear his promo was not directed to wrestling fans, just the "1% or so of the fanbase that uses the internet in their little forums".

[haVoc 0]

Eddie Vs Bradshaw is going to be so bad. It's going to be booked as big power man Vs little man with speed.

 

Which means countless minutes of headlocks, bearhugs and submission rest holds. With some brawling and no selling by Bradshaw and some flashy spots by Eddie to pop the crowd.

[King Cucaracha 0]

I hate this because I want to order JD now just for the sake of supporting Eddie keeping his place, but then again I shouldn't order the PPV to show WWE that "Hey, I won't put up with this shit (Bradshaw getting a title shot)."

I never understood this logic. It's not like any of the boycott's or stuff like that have ever worked.

 

Personally, I watch if I want to watch, and don't if I don't. Proving a point to 'Vinnie' doesn't really top my list of priorities on 'what to watch on T.V'. I don't boycott The Simpsons to make Matt Groening write better scripts. I don't watch because I don't want to. Same for any program. Wrestling's no different to me.

 

 

Seems pretty simple to me. Then again, I don't buy into the 'if you watch, then you're supporting the crap product' stuff that sometimes gets thrown around in amongst the 'crisis' discussions.