dubq 0 Report post Posted May 13, 2004 Worst movie ever made? Well, until this is made - that honor still goes to Murder By Numbers, IMO. ;p what are you kidding? that wasn't even a BAD movie let alone the worst. Well...it wasn't good either but that was perfectly acceptable movie making. It was way worse than bad, dude. The acting was HORRIBLE. The story was HORRIBLE. Even the camera work was HORRIBLE. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted May 13, 2004 Worst movie ever made? Well, until this is made - that honor still goes to Murder By Numbers, IMO. ;p what are you kidding? that wasn't even a BAD movie let alone the worst. Well...it wasn't good either but that was perfectly acceptable movie making. It was way worse than bad, dude. The acting was HORRIBLE. The story was HORRIBLE. Even the camera work was HORRIBLE. It wasn't horrible. I wouldn't call it good --- but it was better than most of Ashley Judd's attempts at suspense movies. -=Mike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
starvenger 0 Report post Posted May 13, 2004 Where's "The Ghost and the Darkness" hate? It was bad --- by VAL KILMER STANDARDS. That movie wasn't bad. It was simply a cure for insomnia... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Duncan Eternia Report post Posted May 13, 2004 Worst movie ever - House of the Dead! Simply Terrible. Worst seven bucks I have ever spent, and that includes an XPW tape I bought once. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest El Satanico Report post Posted May 13, 2004 You people sure are spoiled in your movie watching. All these claims of perfectly acceptable films being the worst film ever, it's just sad. You people haven't seen truly vile movies. Ask any major horror or sci-fi fan what the worst movie is and they can tell you one that truly is one of the worst movies ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted May 13, 2004 I take it I'm the only person here that saw Texas Chainsaw Massacre :The Next Generation. I saw it and liked it. The worst movie I ever saw was called The Coroner. I won't bother expounding, cause I doubt you'll ever run across it, but trust me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ghost of bps21 0 Report post Posted May 13, 2004 I don't know what the worst movie ever is...but I'm fairly certain that it's one of the following: Ransom The Patriot Spiderman Van Helsing These are the 4 movies of all the movies that I've seen that have 0 entertainment value and no reedeming quality to them whatsoever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted May 13, 2004 I take it I'm the only person here that saw Texas Chainsaw Massacre :The Next Generation. I saw it and liked it. The worst movie I ever saw was called The Coroner. I won't bother expounding, cause I doubt you'll ever run across it, but trust me. Haven't seen it, but saw the DVD at Circuit City once and contemplated on getting it, I had to look it up. When the imdb review makes it sound worse than most of the movies I own (and well all know that I reach into the depths of hell when spending money on movies) I stayed away from it. Murder By Numbers "worst movie ever"? Please. Sit through Blackbelt II:Fatal Force. Find the non-MST3K version of Hobgoblins. Rent any Anna Nicole Smith movie. Torture yourselves with those, and you'll be clamoring for MBN to be shown 24 hours straight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Exslade ZX 0 Report post Posted May 13, 2004 The trailer for SOUL PLANE made me question the existance of a God. When I saw the trailer for Soul Plane, Garfield, and White Chicks all in a row at one movie I realized there was no god, and life is just a big joke. Ok...as for Soul Plane IMO that movie actually looks great :/. And with the actors in it, I'm sure it's going to do it's job as pure comedy. But as someone in the thread said...maybe it's just a black thing that some don't get...because I know a lot of people that want to see it....not to say that's the case with everyone though. And as for Garfield and White Girls...Garfield...I know a lot of people will see it...just to see it, whether they like it or not. Because it's Garfield. And many still love the strip/cartoon. And White Girls...how can you diss White Girls . This is one of the movies at the top of my list to the see...and I actually know a lot of other people that want to see it. But maybe that's because I'm a huge Wayans fan..Mainly Marlon. But here..(that being in NC) I know there are a lot of wayans fans..and I even still remember a bunch of complaints when they didn't appear in SM3. But out of those three...Soul Plane and White Girls are two of my most anticipated movies....so I doubt you can call them the worse, one seeing as neither of them have come out yet..and two beecause I'm pretty sure there's a lot worse then that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted May 13, 2004 Rent any Anna Nicole Smith movie. Except Naked Gun 33 1/3. That one's good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ant_7000 0 Report post Posted May 13, 2004 As a black person, Soulplane is an insult to black people. Hollywood hates us blacks it seems. Burn Hollywood Burn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted May 13, 2004 The trailer for SOUL PLANE made me question the existance of a God. When I saw the trailer for Soul Plane, Garfield, and White Chicks all in a row at one movie I realized there was no god, and life is just a big joke. Ok...as for Soul Plane IMO that movie actually looks great :/. And with the actors in it, I'm sure it's going to do it's job as pure comedy. But as someone in the thread said...maybe it's just a black thing that some don't get...because I know a lot of people that want to see it....not to say that's the case with everyone though. And as for Garfield and White Girls...Garfield...I know a lot of people will see it...just to see it, whether they like it or not. Because it's Garfield. And many still love the strip/cartoon. And White Girls...how can you diss White Girls . This is one of the movies at the top of my list to the see...and I actually know a lot of other people that want to see it. But maybe that's because I'm a huge Wayans fan..Mainly Marlon. But here..(that being in NC) I know there are a lot of wayans fans..and I even still remember a bunch of complaints when they didn't appear in SM3. But out of those three...Soul Plane and White Girls are two of my most anticipated movies....so I doubt you can call them the worse, one seeing as neither of them have come out yet..and two beecause I'm pretty sure there's a lot worse then that. Good god you have bad taste in movies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Smues Report post Posted May 13, 2004 As a black person, Soulplane is an insult to black people. Hollywood hates us blacks it seems. Burn Hollywood Burn. Speaking of Burn hollywood Burn, seems to me there was another terrible movie called something like "An Alan Smithee film: Burn Hollywood Burn" that was right up there with worst movies ever. And how can we have a worst movie ever thread without mentioning Corky Romano? As far as movies I've actually seen, that's probably still my number one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dynamite Kido Report post Posted May 13, 2004 You people sure are spoiled in your movie watching. All these claims of perfectly acceptable films being the worst film ever, it's just sad. You people haven't seen truly vile movies. Ask any major horror or sci-fi fan what the worst movie is and they can tell you one that truly is one of the worst movies ever. El Satanico, I am going to have to side with you on this one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted May 13, 2004 I would like to nominate the last 4 movies that had Chris Rock in it. Everything from Pooty Tang to Head of State. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ant_7000 0 Report post Posted May 13, 2004 Worst movie i've seen in recent memory was "Belly." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted May 13, 2004 Haven't seen Pootie Tang, but Down To Earth and Head Of State were not bad. Nothing GREAT, but not bad. I saw both in theaters. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the pinjockey 0 Report post Posted May 13, 2004 I am going to give my nod to Turbulence 3, with an honorable mention going to Death Mask. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted May 13, 2004 Worst movie i've seen in recent memory was "Belly." Thats a contender man. "Africa? But...but Africa's FAR!!" Oh such winning dialouge. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Exslade ZX 0 Report post Posted May 13, 2004 Good god you have bad taste in movies. So I like the Wayans Brothers..so what. :'( And as for Soul Plane..it's a bunch of cheap laughs...and thats what it should be basically :/. I'm not going to see it..to come out going oh it's the greatest movie ever. Oh that's gonna be on some award show down the line...just wanna see it, because it looks "funny". Whether that be low brow comedy or whatever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted May 13, 2004 Pootie Tang is funnier than hell and fuck everyone who says it isn't. The worst movies of all time are: 1. The Cars that Ate Paris. 2. It's Alive 3. Night of a Thousand Cats 4. The Legend of The Chupacabra Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted May 13, 2004 Pootie Tang is funnier than hell and fuck everyone who says it isn't. The worst movies of all time are: 1. The Cars that Ate Paris. 2. It's Alive 3. Night of a Thousand Cats 4. The Legend of The Chupacabra I dare you to name another funny instance outside of Silent song and daddy tang.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ant_7000 0 Report post Posted May 13, 2004 Worst movie i've seen in recent memory was "Belly." Thats a contender man. "Africa? But...but Africa's FAR!!" Oh such winning dialouge. Sad thing is I saw it at the theatre. That Jamacian dude had me dying, "pussy like a Rotwieller." I can't knock the Wayans brothers thou, they did make some good spoof movies like: Im going to get you Sucka!! "Every hero needs their own theme music." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted May 13, 2004 worst 10 or so movies ever: 1: North 2: Polish Vampire in Burbank 3: Manos: Hands of Fate 4: The Brain that Wouldn't Die 5: Love and a Bullet 6: Wing Commander 7: Jaws: The Revenge 8: 2001: A Space Travesty 9: Exorcist 2: The Heretic 10: Halloween 3 Feardotcom and Dead Alive used to be on the list, but Polish Vampire in Burbank and Love And A Bullet bumped them off Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ant_7000 0 Report post Posted May 13, 2004 Wait, what was the name movie with Adrian Paul and Bokeem Woodbine was in? It was about a detective working with a vampire detective to catch other vampires. That movie sucked so bad. Almost every movie Pauly Shore has done except Son in Law. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest El Satanico Report post Posted May 13, 2004 Halloween 3 isn't that bad of a movie. What exactly is so terrible about North. I've never seen it, but I always hear it mentioned as one of the worst movies ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted May 13, 2004 I like Halloween 3, myself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jingus 0 Report post Posted May 13, 2004 North is one of those movies where it's hard to pinpoint just one reason why it's so bad. It's not that the acting is the worst of all time, or the writing, or the directing. It's just that all of them are pretty damn bad, and they somehow combine into a worthless movie that's even worse than the sum of its parts. Why the hell are so many people naming movies from the last 10 years as the "worst ever"? bps, I don't understand why you hate Ransom so much, but shit, at least they kept the camera lens correctly focused during that movie, which is a claim that Manos and various other old B flicks can't make. Anyone who thinks that a movie that came out recently is the worst film EVER desperately needs to watch more MST3K. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest El Satanico Report post Posted May 13, 2004 bps, I don't understand why you hate Ransom so much, but shit, at least they kept the camera lens correctly focused during that movie, which is a claim that Manos and various other old B flicks can't make. He isn't the only person that will deem a movie "worst movie ever" just because they personally disliked it. It's something that pisses me off a great deal and I see it far too often. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vyce 0 Report post Posted May 14, 2004 Worst movie i've seen in recent memory was "Belly." Thats a contender man. "Africa? But...but Africa's FAR!!" Oh such winning dialouge. Since we're discussing "black" films, I nominate for "Worst Movie Ever Made" each and every film that stars Master P. ......unfortunately for all of us, there are a LOT of them. More than you'd think. Oh, and Halloween 3 can't be the worst movie, since it did have one redeeming quality: the "Silver Shamrock" song. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
