the.weej 0 Report post Posted May 25, 2004 (edited) The Smartmark's Wrestling Federation Presents... SWF STORM, *LIVE* FRIDAY, MAY 28TH, FROM *SOLD OUT* REXAL PLACE IN EDMONTON, ALBERTA, CANADA! (5pm PCT, 8pm EST; check local listings) **DANNY WILLIAMS SAYS STUFF!** The third time's the charm. God, LET IT be the charm. Danny Williams becomes the third man to be a three-time SWF champion, though he lacked the awe-inspiring dominance of SWF legends Rane and El Luchadore Magnifico. Here he will speak out about his title win, his future, and most importantly: The fact NO defense are tabled until the PPV. Thank God. MAIN EVENT BEST-OF-FIVE SERIES, MATCH THREE OF FIVE HARDCORE MATCH "The Superior One" Tom Flesher (1) vs Dace Night (1) The series for the number one contendership is tied at one, and the field switches into Dace Night's advantage after a loss on Flesher's 'home turf' of a submissions match. Considering what's been happening to the SWF title lately, both of these men have to be kicking themselves that they got stuck in a best-of-five series... Rules: None. Word Limit: 6000 Send To: realitycheck SINGLES MATCH ICTV Title Match Janus© vs Alan Clark The Hell Machine is, for the second time, the SWF ICTV champion, having defeated the Straight-Edge Sensation for the second time. Funny how that works out. He faces off against Alan Clark, getting his first chance at truly significant gold, in an attempt to wash away the bitter taste of the debut of the New Wayward Sons. Rules: Singles match. Word Limit: 5500 Send To: realitycheck TRIPLE THREAT, TWO FALL MATCH USJL Title Bout Hardcore Title Bout Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix© vs Mike Van Siclen© vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins Two falls, two titles, three men! Look familiar? To Mike Van Siclen, at the very least, it should. His bold statement of wanting to hold every belt in the federation could come a little closer to reality here, as he faces off against the number one contender to his hardcore title, Landon Maddix, who must also deal with a rematch against Spike Jenkins for his USJL title. In the same match! Such riveting booking genius! You're paying for the whole seat, but you'll only need the edge, oh yeah. Rules: First fall is for the hardcore title, the second fall is for the USJL title. The Hardcore title fall will be competed under hardcore rules, the second will be competed under regular rules. First pin wins in both cases. Word Limit: 5500 Send To: Suicide King NO GRAVITY MATCH Crusierweight Title Bout Johnny Dangerous© vs Todd Cortez Todd Cortez earned a shot at Johnny Dangerous' Crusierweight title some time ago, which apparently slipped the mind of the booking team. Erm, whoops. He cashes that in now against the Barricuda, having successfully knocked off his last challanger. Rules: First man to hit five moves off the top rope is the winner. No other rules apply. Word Limit: 5000 Send To: realitycheck TAG TEAM MATCH Insane Luchador & Austin Sly vs Crow & Ryan Dustin Crow and IL are on a collision course, baybee! Or at least, that's what they're telling me. If they haven't informed you yet, shit, that's your problem. Austin Sly has some history with Crow, so he'll be teaming up with Los Loco Luchador to try and pummel the Gothic Avian into submission. But not to be unfair, in his corner, Crow has been provided with a very... interesting partner in crime. Rules: Standard tag match. Remember the tag ropes. Word Limit: 5000 Send To: Grand Slam SINGLES MATCH "The Notorious" John Duran vs Ace Lezaire The former World Champion managed to claw out of the beginnings of a bad tail spin with his defeat of Ryan Dustin on Smarkdown. Here, he's fed... erm, faces off with another relative newcomer, Ace Lezaire, in the beginnings of clawing his way back to the top. Rules: Singles match. Word Limit: 4500 Send To: chirs3 SINGLES MATCH Edward James vs David Blazenwing In a surprise... surprise, Eddy J was introduced as the replacement for Coy West in the Wayward Sons tag team titles match last show. Unsuccessful, yet bitterly close to the gold, James looks to make sure this run in the SWF doesn't follow the last before a brief hiatus... a losing trend. Of course, David Blazenwing couldn't hope for anything more than James' continued poor luck. Rules: Singles match. Word Limit: 4000 Send To: Grand Slam (Send stuff to TheBostonStrangler) Edited May 27, 2004 by realitycheck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muzz 0 Report post Posted May 25, 2004 Whee, I'm screwed. On the upside, I have 1000 posts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Secret Agent 0 Report post Posted May 25, 2004 NO GRAVITY MATCH Crusierweight Title Bout Johnny Dangerous© vs Todd Cortez Todd Cortez earned a shot at Johnny Dangerous' Crusierweight title some time ago, which apparently slipped the mind of the booking team. Erm, whoops. He cashes that in now against the Barricuda, having successfully knocked off his last challanger. Rules: First man to hit five moves off the top rope is the winner. No other rules apply. Is that five top rope moves total, or five top rope moves consecutively? Sorry, I never got around to reading the other one I have seen done once. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted May 25, 2004 Nothing to lose and everything to gain. (Y) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted May 25, 2004 Well...I see an upside to my match, so w00t~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted May 25, 2004 DOUBLE POST OF DOOM~! Might as well let Rando know I'm working on the promo, and if he was planned to do part of it to PM ASAP. Yeah. EDIT: Oh, and I've made a minimal but still interesting stats update, so Spike and MVS should check that out. I'll stop talking now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lightning Flik 0 Report post Posted May 25, 2004 SINGLES MATCH ICTV Title Match Janus© vs Alan Clark The Hell Machine is, for the second time, the SWF ICTV champion, having defeated the Straight-Edge Sensation for the second time. Funny how that works out. He faces off against Alan Clark, getting his first chance at truly significant gold, in an attempt to wash away the bitter taste of the debut of the New Wayward Sons. Rules: Singles match. Word Limit: 5500 Send To: Thoth SINGLES MATCH Edward James vs David Blazenwing In a surprise... surprise, Eddy J was introduced as the replacement for Coy West in the Wayward Sons tag team titles match last show. Unsuccessful, yet bitterly close to the gold, James looks to make sure this run in the SWF doesn't follow the last before a brief hiatus... a losing trend. Of course, David Blazenwing couldn't hope for anything more than James' continued poor luck. Rules: Singles match. Word Limit: 4000 Send To: Thoth Hey Rando, I called us both getting singles matches. You owe me a Tag Title. Interesting, hopefully Rando can win his match. And I face Blazenwing, fun times. Oh and look, we are in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. Did you know that's only a stone throw away from Redwater, Alberta, Canada? No? Well now you do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janusd 0 Report post Posted May 25, 2004 SINGLES MATCH ICTV Title Match Janus© vs Alan Clark You son of a bitch, you told me it was NON TITLE. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Evolution Report post Posted May 25, 2004 Well, at first I thought Muzz was Ryan Dustin. Now I really AM facing Muzz this time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted May 25, 2004 holy crap. that is all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted May 25, 2004 Is that five top rope moves total, or five top rope moves consecutively? Sorry, I never got around to reading the other one I have seen done once. Total. Imagine a scoreboard or point system. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted May 25, 2004 Leaving me and Kibs all show to smack the merry shit out of each other. It will happen, you know it will. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lightning Flik 0 Report post Posted May 25, 2004 Leaving me and Kibs all show to smack the merry shit out of each other. It will happen, you know it will. I wouldn't expect any less from either you or him, Toxxic. And see? I didn't lie when I told I was coming back soon! ...just on the part of it being Storm and not Smarkdown. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the.weej 0 Report post Posted May 26, 2004 So Thoth tells me he's off to an anime convention this weekend, dutiful geek that he is. Unfortunately, this means I need to find a new poster/booker for this show, or do it myself AGAIN. So everybody! Put your hands together for everyone's FAVOURITE special guest poster/booker, one night and one night ONLY... THE BOSTON STRANGLER! Forward any and all promos, matches and booking requests to him, and I'm sure he'll happily co-operate. Provided he gets a few 'services' in return, anyway... -Z Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBostonStrangler 0 Report post Posted May 26, 2004 In order to fill in for a certain Lord Thothington, who went to some broke-ass geek anime something or other convention, Z was desperate enough to give ME back the book. ME. You guys must realize how fucked you are by now. However, in all seriousness, as I'm a bit out of touch with the fed, just PM me anything I should be keeping in mind when I book this card. Z has promised to update me, but being reminded twice never hurt anyone. But if anyone is stupid enough to remind me three times, so help me God, I'll snap their neck like something that's really easy to snap! So bow down, pay homage, and hopefully I'll take it easy on all you little maggots. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Suicide King Report post Posted May 26, 2004 Hmm... I think I feel good about this decision. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crowe 0 Report post Posted May 26, 2004 Dustin, get back to me soon. Otherwise I'm banging out a match on my lonesome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted May 26, 2004 *awaits joke about Crowe banging on his lonesome* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muzz 0 Report post Posted May 27, 2004 With me around, you'll never have to bang alone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted May 27, 2004 Now THAT is creepy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janusd 0 Report post Posted May 27, 2004 Now THAT is creepy. But we love Muzz all the same. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crowe 0 Report post Posted May 27, 2004 He's gotten back to me. (Y) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the.weej 0 Report post Posted May 27, 2004 Rar. Since Thoth isn't able to post, it might be prudent of me to change the matches he was marking. So, people, note your new markers (except you, Janus -- Thoth forwarded your match to me already) -Z Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janusd 0 Report post Posted May 27, 2004 Rar. Since Thoth isn't able to post, it might be prudent of me to change the matches he was marking. So, people, note your new markers (except you, Janus -- Thoth forwarded your match to me already) -Z I wondered for a while whether Thoth would actually be able to mark before the show or something, since you changed the poster but not the matches. *shrug* At least it was cleared up, minimal fuss. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lightning Flik 0 Report post Posted May 28, 2004 Due to the effect of Murphy's Law of "Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong...", I won't be handing in a match for today's show. One of the two things is the fact that I'm trying to sign up with a college I applied for and was successful in getting approved. However, every little detail seems to become this stupid thing I must hunt down to get, like transcripts, tax recepits, and student loans. It's not been fun. Nor entertaining. However, the main thing that went wrong is my Grandfather's pretty much on his death bed or so we were told. We're going to find out later today just whether he's got a few months or a few days. After being told this yesterday, I just stopped trying to write, my heart just wasn't into it after that point. This doesn't excuse not having my match done, but I felt I should let you know why it won't be in and probably why if you do see me on AIM or get in contact with me, I probably will just be about responsive as a slug for the next while. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted May 28, 2004 That's a very good excuse, Flik. Don't worry about it, and I hope your family gets through this hard time. And for me? I'm no showing because I'm going to see my bitch. Bitches. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted May 28, 2004 Ouch. I just had the HARDEST exam EVER today. Mechanics. No kidding, I didn't understand ONE question, and I wouldn't be surprised to not get a single mark. That said, no matter how sucky an ending I come up with this side of the last ever Friends finally getting shown over here, I will show. Flik...real sorry to hear about your Grandfather. Hope everything turns out ok for ya. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Suicide King Report post Posted May 28, 2004 As long as someone shows, that's all I ask. This time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chuck Woolery 0 Report post Posted May 28, 2004 And seeing my two adversaries struggle and a window of time roughly two hours long open up before me... ... it's on, bitches. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted May 28, 2004 As long as someone shows, that's all I ask. This time. You mean our match and not the card, right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
