Damn glass ceiling~! (Jobbers galore)!

[The Ill One 0]

Let's get all nostaligic again, damn it! Alright here's the deal, for the next show I need many, many jobbers. I have many, many jobbers listed- but I must be missing some. So let's reflect on the worst of the worse or people who weren't really jobbers but teased as being one (such as Spark~!).

 

So far I have-

 

KFC (consisting of Flink, Kernel McJabbid, Senile Lloyd, Henry, Big Nosed Nerd, Nostril Midget, Bloated Oaf, and Scrawny Pixie)

 

Xtreme, Payne, Venom, Bonecrusher, Lucky, Captain Falcon, T-Bone, Brimstone, Myers, D-Red, Heat, HamSauce, Goldeneye, Spark, Cutthroat, Simon Flare (eh more of a classic), Iceman, Xero, Thor, D-Devil, Hammer, Adonis, Juggalo Joe, Johnny Rotten, SOS, Jack the Ripper, the Dark Reaper, Snow Demon (muahahahaha, sorry Mike), Shadow, Brahma Bull, Triple E, Basketball ASA, Lost Soul, Adrenaline, MBASK, Kojack, Tom Cat, Jack Beatnick, Suicide, Reason, Vanguard (one match wonder), Molock, John Stark, Cardboard Comet (CLASSIC~!), Leo Breslin, Quiet Death, and J.T. Playa!

[Hank Kingsley 0]

"The Red Rage" Viktor Tarakanov

 

Fosta

 

"The Rebel" Terry Wayne

 

"Hollywood" Spike Jenkins

[King Cucaracha 0]

'Frutie' Frankie

 

Daredevil (?)

 

Insane Luchador

 

Sean Casey

 

Brian Bowers

 

Hybrid

 

Tommy Nguyen

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Craig McLennan

 

Scott Solomon

[Ace309 0]

Midjit.

[The Ill One 0]

Well duh, Taamo. But he blew off his head, came back, and uh... he's in Afghanistan too!

 

 

Landon don't be bitter about me getting more heat on the last HOLT report, you poopyhead.

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

"Hollywood" Spike Jenkins

Whorebag!

[King Cucaracha 0]

Landon don't be bitter about me getting more heat on the last HOLT report, you poopyhead.

...

 

 

JOBBER!

 

*runs away*

[Secret Agent 0]

Damn... who was that one dude in the JL about a year ago who was in the U.S. Air Force and a former member of the once mighty Clan. Well... whatever his second charaters name was.

[muzz 0]

Some of those aren't jobbers, they're just... not around.

 

YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD, HITLER DANCES ON YOUR GRAVE.

 

And Fonzie. Hhheeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

[muzz 0]

Damn... who was that one dude in the JL about a year ago who was in the U.S. Air Force and a former member of the once mighty Clan. Well... whatever his second charaters name was.

Omega Storm, I believe.

[Lightning Flik 0]

Insane Luchador, you can't use Lightning Flik. His right knee is busted and he can't wrestle anymore because of it. So please don't use him.

 

I will state one:

 

The NBK: Josh Tupper

Edited June 17, 2004 by Lightning Flik

[chirs3 0]

KFC, by far. It's a shame the Carnival never got to do a stable feud with them.

[Mystery Eskimo 0]

English Dragon- gone, and, well, forgotten.

[the.weej 0]

You did lose legit to Spike, but that doesn't constitute a jobber. Well, not in whole, anyway.

 

You should come back, Eng Drag. You're still the other, other, other proof that OatToasters can pwn the SWF if they want.

 

-Z

[The Ill One 0]

Raynor- covered. KFC is definitely covered. Oh and check out this show, you'll love my new character.

[the.weej 0]

Just looking over this list now, I can't believe you forgot one of the first and the greatest jobbers of all time...

 

COLD

 

STONE

 

JACK

 

HOUSTON

 

::stunners IL::

 

-Z

[TheBostonStrangler 0]

I remember a guy from when I first started out: Tiger Manix. That guy never, EVER showed for matches. I swear that I fought some combination of Venom, Renegade, Hamsauce, and Tiger Manix in my first 10 matches (except for the ones where John Kruger whooped on me).

[Angel_Grace_Blue 0]

Just looking over this list now, I can't believe you forgot one of the first and the greatest jobbers of all time...

 

COLD

 

STONE

 

JACK

 

HOUSTON

 

::stunners IL::

 

-Z

Zed, you crazy bitch! It's Stone Froze Jack Houston.

 

Let's see who else...Tokyo X ass-sucked. Damien Diablo, Jay Dawg, Extreme Hound, Exploding Chicken (!!), Jay Dawg, Donglonger Pete, NTD, Curry Man, Jay Dawg, and of course, Jay Dawg.

 

Oh, and Mark "I like peanuts but never showed for a match, Kinxx. And Jamie "I suck ass and ass suck" "Jay Dawg" Drazon.

 

Edit: I almost forgot that Jamie "Kid Bullet" Bjork dude who sucked ass.

Edited June 19, 2004 by Angel_Grace_Blue

[the.weej 0]

Shit, Stone Froze! Damn, I'm an idiot.

 

Or Mike Tyson, mayhaps.

 

-Z

[5_moves_of_doom 0]

Z.

[King Cucaracha 0]

You should come back, Eng Drag. You're still the other, other, other proof that OatToasters can pwn the SWF if they want.

Not to mention you're eligible for the Brit Clique.

[Mr. S£im Citrus 0]

You did lose legit to Spike, but that doesn't constitute a jobber. Well, not in whole, anyway.

 

You should come back, Eng Drag. You're still the other, other, other proof that OatToasters can pwn the SWF if they want.

 

-Z

I prefer to view it as proof that the SWF owns the OAOAST. In fact, that should be our new ad campaign:

 

The SWF: Even our jobbers dominate the OAOAST.

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

*piledrives Andrea so hard that her body attempts to regenerate upon impact, creating her a set of ovaries... however JD kicks Andrea/Jessica so hard in the ovaries, her eyeballs pop out of their socket and the ears melt into the nose*

[Guest The Real Bo]

Wow... Many people probably thought I was dead; well, that's kind of true since I havent been around since...god knows.

 

There is something that's been brothering me, how come I have yet to be mention in any of these post? I mean, nothing possitive, not even neggative - I feel hurt, matter of fact, I am hurt. I'm not even mentioned as a jobber...JD gets mentioned many times, and all I ask is for some recognition, atleast once, is that too much to ask?

 

Anyways, for those who dont know me, I am "Perfect Bo" (Love the way I quote that huh?) For those who do know me, damn it - give me some freeking recognition.

 

Well, if you're surprised that I have yet to curse, it's because I've been saved... What the hell, for old time sakes.

 

FUCK THE WORLD...

 

I feel much better now.

 

I'll be back from time to time, and I'll be going home soon, so when I'm back home; I'm back in here. I just got to think of a way to get back in business and when I do then my losing ways will strike again.

 

Later peoples

 

BO!

[Mr. S£im Citrus 0]

Well, I don't think that anyone ever considered you to be a jobber, Bo, at least not in the way that we kid about Jay Dawg being a jobber (although you did both job to me, which makes the panda happy... )

 

- Dub "The Legend Killer" Cee