haVoc Posted July 31, 2004 Report Posted July 31, 2004 Paris' Mystery Bruises by Marcus Errico Jul 30, 2004, 5:30 PM PT Paris Hilton's simple life has gotten plenty complicated. The reality TV vixen has been photographed several times in recent days with noticeable bruises on her face and arms. Photos taken Wednesday and Thursday in Los Angeles show the hotel heiress with a fat lip, bruising on her arms and what appears to be swelling under her eye. Although her reps were mum Friday on the cause of the injuries, sources close to the celebutante tell E! Online columnist Ted Casablanca that the bruises were the result of an altercation. "Paris' friends and family want her to go to the police and press charges against the person responsible," Casablanca says. "But Paris hasn't yet made up her mind." Hilton was traveling to New York this weekend to be at her family's home in the Hamptons, where mom Kathy is shooting scenes for her new reality show, The Good Life, which premieres on NBC in November. Although The Simple Life 2 is Fox's top-rated show of the summer, Hilton has been unable to enjoy its success. Last week, she and Backstreet Boy Nick Carter broke up after eight hard-partying, PDA-filled months together. Both cited separate careers as the main reason for the split, with Carter also telling People, "Our relationship was based on distrust. She didn't trust me. I didn't trust her." Hilton's camp was a bit more diplomatic. "Paris is busy working on her album and is starting a movie in August. She's also working on her jewelry line and her book. She is just concentrating on her career right now. The two remain friends." Credit: E! News Steve Austin to the rescue!!!!
B. Brian Brunzell Posted July 31, 2004 Report Posted July 31, 2004 Why do people give two flying fucks about Paris Hilton? She's rich. That's it. She's not hot in the least bit, but yet she's all over everything, including that stupid fucking tv show. Though that was funny watching the rich bitches trying to be "normal." Someone should REALLY beat her ass just because. Lionel needs to smack his stupid bitch of a daughter for ruining the Richie name.
Guest Brian Posted July 31, 2004 Report Posted July 31, 2004 I think Lionel did a pretty good job of ruining the Ritchie name after the Commodores.
Gert T Posted July 31, 2004 Report Posted July 31, 2004 Wait is Austin going to come to the aid of a woman getting beat up by a man? Does he have to own the market on that?
B. Brian Brunzell Posted July 31, 2004 Report Posted July 31, 2004 I think Lionel did a pretty good job of ruining the Ritchie name after the Commodores. I'll admit, "Dacing on the Ceiling" didn't help, but his solo stuff before that was OWNAGE.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted August 1, 2004 Report Posted August 1, 2004 No, he's no longer awesome, so I'm right.
jimmy no nose Posted August 1, 2004 Report Posted August 1, 2004 Lionel needs to smack his stupid bitch of a daughter for ruining the Richie name. I don't know, didn't he get his ass kicked by his ex-wife a while back?
B. Brian Brunzell Posted August 1, 2004 Report Posted August 1, 2004 Lionel needs to smack his stupid bitch of a daughter for ruining the Richie name. I don't know, didn't he get his ass kicked by his ex-wife a while back? Possibly. But Lionel's a lover, not a fighter. How could the man who wrote such classics like "Say You, Say Me", "Hello", and "Three Times a Lady" beat up a woman? It just can't happen.
Exslade ZX Posted August 1, 2004 Report Posted August 1, 2004 Heh..funny, I just read something about her now..I guess for 'revenge' is dating Aaron Carternow..(16) who's as we all know, nicks Brother. Whether it's true or not, not sure...but http://www.exp0sed.com/uploads/jess/paris_aaron001.jpg http://www.exp0sed.com/uploads/jess/paris_aaron004.jpg http://www.exp0sed.com/uploads/jess/paris_aaron005.jpg If so..lucky fuck. Or unlucky fuck..eh I'm not sure.
HollywoodSpikeJenkins Posted August 1, 2004 Report Posted August 1, 2004 WHY IS AARON CARTER GETTING SO MUCH PUSSY?
Guest Smues Posted August 1, 2004 Report Posted August 1, 2004 I'll admit, "Dacing on the Ceiling" didn't help, but his solo stuff before that was OWNAGE. Let us never speak of that again.
Guest JMA Posted August 1, 2004 Report Posted August 1, 2004 Didn't Shannon Doherty try to beat up Paris? Doesn't she try to beat up all famous chicks?
Guest Anticrombie Posted August 1, 2004 Report Posted August 1, 2004 What in Gods name is going on in that picture. Are those guys behind Carter doing jumping jacks or exercising? And why does Carter look like Farmer Joe? And why is he pointing at me? (Looking down at crotch) Last time I checked, I didn't have a pussy.
Guest subliminal_animal Posted August 1, 2004 Report Posted August 1, 2004 Whoa I don't know how you were able to combine all those fun offbeat observations into just one single post.
Guest Anticrombie Posted August 1, 2004 Report Posted August 1, 2004 Oh yippee, look a smartass How delightful, I was beginning to feel left out. Ok since you've already got the bitch part down, you can respond to my off the wall posts with catty comments like "I don't know how we ever did anything without your life altering posts on this board" or "Wow you truly are the king of this board, I salute you". Well I'm not very good at these, but you got that whole bitchy, elitist gay guy thing down. I'll say something like "Shut Up Bitch", and then some mod will come in, waving his finger at us and say "Cut it out both of you, this your last warning" Ok, my response. Shut up bitch. Your turn, go.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted August 1, 2004 Report Posted August 1, 2004 I suggest you work on your grammar.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted August 1, 2004 Report Posted August 1, 2004 She's not hot in the least bit... Apparently some people haven't grasped the concept of breathtaking wealthy blondes. What the fuck ever. There's no way Paris could be a fightin' chick. The only angle she'd have going for her is the spoiled rich bitch tantrum, and that's not enough to really help combat.
Guest Anticrombie Posted August 1, 2004 Report Posted August 1, 2004 I suggest you work on your grammar. Suggestion noted, ignored, and thrown into the fireplace.
Guest Anticrombie Posted August 1, 2004 Report Posted August 1, 2004 I suppose "Obv." is a clear cut example of good grammar, right? Also, why are you filling in for sub animal? We had this whole thing planned out, and now because of you he can't participate. Are you happy now Mr. Webster?
PLAGIARISM! Posted August 1, 2004 Report Posted August 1, 2004 yeah, what kinda fool says Obv. That kind is what!
Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20 Posted August 1, 2004 Report Posted August 1, 2004 One of my local papers has a report saying she told a friend that Nick beat her up. Hmmmm...
Nevermortal Posted August 1, 2004 Report Posted August 1, 2004 God anticrombie, shut the fuck up, you fucking baby.
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