Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted August 2, 2004 I want Shannon Doherty to beat me up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mister foozel 0 Report post Posted August 2, 2004 Why do people give two flying fucks about Paris Hilton? She's rich. That's it. She's not hot in the least bit, but yet she's all over everything, including that stupid fucking tv show. Though that was funny watching the rich bitches trying to be "normal." Someone should REALLY beat her ass just because. Lionel needs to smack his stupid bitch of a daughter for ruining the Richie name. fuckin agree i never found a couple of spoiled rich brats acting like morons on tv the LEAST bit entertaining fuck i feel dumber if i even flick by that god awful "television show" as for the austin thing, NICE. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
B. Brian Brunzell 0 Report post Posted August 2, 2004 She's not hot in the least bit... Apparently some people haven't grasped the concept of breathtaking wealthy blondes. What the fuck ever. Hey, I'm that retard. So she's wealthy. Big fucking deal. I could care less about her money. I've seen and don't think she's attractive at all. Nothing but sin and fucking ALOT of bones. **insert porn joke here** Hearing her speak, for me, is almost as bad as looking at her. But she does have $$$, doesn't she? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anticrombie Report post Posted August 2, 2004 God anticrombie, shut the fuck up, you fucking baby. I agree with you. I am being a fucking baby. I will shut the fuck up... ...right after you kiss my ass, buttmonkey. --- On-topic, I agree with the opinion, of many around here, that Paris Hilton is an overrated attention whore. That is all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted August 2, 2004 Buttmonkey? Come on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anticrombie Report post Posted August 2, 2004 You didn't like that? I was skeptical of throwing that insult in there, but I had just finished viewing nikjohns comments about all of us being monkeys, so monkey is a theme I've been running on. Then I saw that picture of Eddie that Nevermortal is using for his avatar, and the first word that came to my head was buttmonkey. I guess I could use something generic, like "fucktard" or "you fucking baby". How about I call him the Green Manalishi with the two pronged crown? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted August 2, 2004 I'd get with her for the money anyway, her fairly attractive appearance makes it even more motivation. I'm curious what she looks like when she gets up in the morning. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Use Your Illusion 0 Report post Posted August 2, 2004 Hey Kotz, Kyles is single again... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CBright7831 0 Report post Posted August 2, 2004 How did the Hilton sisters become famous? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted August 2, 2004 Hey Kotz, Kyles is single again... Not confirmed yet, and I won't believe it until I see it on Kylie.co.uk. Their writeup made it look like Martinez was diddling behind her back, yet said she's still a woman in love (surely some sort of mind control on his part that's more powerful than we can comprehend). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Use Your Illusion 0 Report post Posted August 2, 2004 The Martinez Mind Trick, I believe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted August 2, 2004 That bastard. He's so gonna be destroyed the moment it wears off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted August 2, 2004 She's not hot in the least bit... Apparently some people haven't grasped the concept of breathtaking wealthy blondes. Brunette >>> blond Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anticrombie Report post Posted August 2, 2004 Bald >>>>>> Brunette Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted August 3, 2004 I figured since Paris is a "TV Star" now, this was the best place for this thread. July 31, 2004 -- A bruised and battered Paris Hilton is telling pals ex-boyfriend Nick Carter hit her, leaving the ugly marks on her face and arms. In photos, Hilton has an obviously swollen lip and bruises up and down both arms. She has said the bruising came in Los Angeles Monday evening, after she and Carter joined pal Amanda Demme at the Argyle Hotel, where Demme throws a weekly party. "They were dirty dancing together," said one Argyle spy. "They were very lovey-dovey, staring into each other's eyes. We all thought they were back together." But after Hilton and the ex-Backstreet Boy left the Argyle to party at another club, Joseph's, the mood turned sour. "Nick wanted to leave, Paris didn't," said a Hilton pal, adding, "Nick forced Paris to leave, he made her get in a cab with him." Hilton alleges to friends Carter later lost his temper. Friends say Hilton is "scared to death." The pal added: "He has major anger-management issues . . . We have seen bruises on her before and asked her about them. She has always denied it Euntil now." Another Paris pal added, "Nick made his bed, now he has to lie in it." A friend of her sister, Nicky Hilton, confirmed to yet another source that both Nicky and Paris claim the person responsible for Paris' bruises is Carter. Hilton's rep, Tracy Shaffer, declined comment. Carter's lawyer, Marty Singer, fiercely denied Carter had anything to do with the bruises on Hilton, claiming Hilton is spreading rumors because she's angry with the pop star. "Even though they broke up, they spent Monday night together, and Paris left Nick's house Tuesday morning happy," Singer said. "This is all because Paris was upset by what Nick told People magazine." Singer also claimed that Hilton had been scheduled for a photo shoot Tuesday with celebrity shutterbug David LaChapelle. "It was going to be an S&M shoot," the lawyer said. Carter told his side of the breakup story to People, while Hilton told her side to a rival magazine, Us Weekly. Hilton gave no indication that violence contributed to the breakup. Hilton said, "I need time alone," before revealing that she broke up with Carter in a phone call. Hilton did say her friends weren't happy with her relationship. "Nicole [Richie] will be happy. She didn't like me with Nick," Hilton said. The magazine quoted a friend of Hilton saying: "Nick was very jealous of Paris and her career. He'd get mad at all the attention she got." Singer fumed: "This is reciprocity. On Tuesday, he drove her to a business meeting and she called him later that night to see if he wanted to go out with her to some event. He said no! They had a big argument Thursday after People hit the newsstands because she was upset because he [had told the magazine] about her name tattooed on him. In our opinion, it's clearly retaliation." When told of Singer's claims, Shaffer snapped, "No comment!" Meanwhile, Hilton has tried to maintain her busy social schedule. On Wednesday, Hilton hit another L.A. club, Concorde, with sister Nicky and actors Lindsay Lohan and Wilmer Valderrama. Hilton flew to New York yesterday to join her family in Southampton to attend a benefit for her recently deceased grandmother. Link Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Placebo Effect 0 Report post Posted August 3, 2004 Repost http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...hl=paris+hilton Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted August 3, 2004 My fault. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sass 0 Report post Posted August 3, 2004 Consider this merged. Carter supposedly has a problem with booze so I wasn't shocked to find out that he might have been the one to smack Paris around. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scroby 0 Report post Posted August 3, 2004 Hmm wonder if Brooke Hogan should be carful? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Smell the ratings!!! Report post Posted August 3, 2004 is anyone else having trouble with the visual of Nick Carter kicking someone's ass? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted August 3, 2004 Hmm wonder if Brooke Hogan should be carful? That's Hulk's daughter yes? If so, you've got to be insane to even think about abusing that girl (if you were in the habit of abusing women). Hulk would hit him with the BIG BOOT~! and the LEGDROP~! and pwn him. And add me to the list that thinks Paris isn't all that attractive physically. She'd never survive a strong draft. Women's gots to have some meat on teh bones. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Fett 0 Report post Posted August 3, 2004 Didn't Nick Carter used to date some singer that used to beat him up? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest PlatinumBoy Report post Posted August 3, 2004 "Nicole [Richie] will be happy. She didn't like me with Nick," Hilton said. While Paris being beaten isn't the coolest thing ever.... I did find this line funny. You know you got problems when your taking advice from Nicole "I'm glad I did heroin in my teens instead of later when it could REALLY affect me!" Richie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest netslob Report post Posted August 4, 2004 Hmm wonder if Brooke Hogan should be carful? a carful of what? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
