Last Words

[Lord of The Curry 0]

I've done this before but because the list itself updates constantly, I figure I'd give this one a shot.........

 

Last time you punched somebody: My friend, in the shoulder, for being annoying the other night. I warned him.

 

Last time you ate meat: November of 2000.

 

Last time you got arrested: Never have.

 

Last person you sent an e-mail to: No fuckin' clue. I don't really use e-mail for much.

 

Last regret: Not asking for a girls phone number on Saturday when she was clearly flirting with me.

 

Last time you wore a suit: Training course I had to take for work about four months ago.

 

Last country you visited: US of A, Florida to be more specific.

 

Last injury you suffered: Paper cut. Stung like a bitch, too.

 

Last family outing: If we're talking about my whole family, probably our trip to Florida.

 

Last item you put on your credit card: My mom's birthday gift

 

Last beer you drank: Alexander Keiths India Pale Ale

 

Last movie you watched in full: Hellboy.

 

Last time you lied: At work, last night, when I told customers that I didn't know anything about cell phones and couldn't help them.

 

Last meal you ate: Toasted english muffin w/ peanut butter and o.j.

 

Last time you laughed: Playing "Peasents Quest" on Homestar Runner

 

Last video game you played: Full Spectrum Warrior for X-Box

 

Last album you listened to: "Meat is Murder" by The Smiths

 

Last time you said 'I'm sorry': Last night, at work to a customer who's movie was defective. I didn't mean it, so I'm not sure if this counts or not.

 

Last sport you watched: Wrestling on TSN last night if you consider it a sport. If not, boxing.

 

Last time you said 'This is the last time': Don't know if I ever have. I never think that far ahead.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Last time you punched somebody: Don't remember.

 

Last time you ate meat: A couple of hours ago.

 

Last time you got arrested: Never have.

 

Last person you sent an e-mail to: A nameless record promoter.

 

Last regret: Staying up so late the night previous.

 

Last time you wore a suit: A wedding I went to a couple of years ago.

 

Last country you visited: Never left this one, sad to say.

 

Last injury you suffered: Last night, while drunk, I insisted a friend of mine repeatedly hit me in the shins with his keys. I am presently sporting bruises as a result.

 

Last family outing: Fuck if I know.

 

Last item you put on your credit card: Beer tab last night.

 

Last beer you drank: Sea Dog's Raspberry Wheat Ale

 

Last movie you watched in full: F 9/11.

 

Last time you lied: In this post.

 

Last meal you ate: An all-beef hotdog w/ Baked Lays

 

Last time you laughed: Reading Banky's comment in that one thread again.

 

Last video game you played: One of the Mario Party games

 

Last album you listened to: The Argument, by Fugazi

 

Last time you said 'I'm sorry': Last night, after I said to a friend of mine that his ex-girlfriend looked like a boy.

 

Last sport you watched: Ha.

 

Last time you said 'This is the last time': I dunno.

[Lord of The Curry 0]

It's going to be a fun game deciphering which one of your responses was a lie.

[nl5xsk1 0]

Last time you punched somebody: Saturday night I punched my friend as a pay-back for a smack that he'd given me.

 

Last time you ate meat: I had some turkey on my salad at lunch.

 

Last time you got arrested: St Patricks Day, 1994. I've been cuffed quite a few times since, but that's my last official arrest.

 

Last person you sent an e-mail to: My ex-girlfriend, Jean, asking her to be my date at a wedding this September.

 

Last regret: Not having sex with that waitress that I stopped dating last month.

 

Last time you wore a suit: Friend's funeral this past winter.

 

Last country you visited: Canada, this past February.

 

Last injury you suffered: I broke 2 fingers playing football last fall.

 

Last family outing: I'm 29 ... I haven't had a family outing in years and years. I couldn't even begin to guess what the last one was.

 

Last item you put on your credit card: Dinner & cocktails last night.

 

Last beer you drank: Stella Artois, Sunday afternoon.

 

Last movie you watched in full: Barfly.

 

Last time you lied: Not counting little piss-ant lies, yesterday when I banged into work sick so I could sleep off my hangover.

 

Last meal you ate: Salad, lunch, just about an hour ago.

 

Last time you laughed: Just a few minutes ago, I was joking around with one of my clients and we made some jokes about flying me to Sao Paolo.

 

Last video game you played: NCAA College Football 1999

 

Last album you listened to: Slayer, Reign In Blood

 

Last time you said 'I'm sorry': Hmmm, couldn't even begin to guess. It's been a while.

 

Last sport you watched: Women's beach volleyball, yesterday afternoon.

 

Last time you said 'This is the last time': I don't know if I've ever actually said that.

[the max 0]

Last time you punched somebody: Playfully punched a friend at work about two or so months ago. Really punched someone? High school.

 

Last time you ate meat: Breakfast. (~9AM)

 

Last time you got arrested: Never been arrested.

 

Last person you sent an e-mail to: Some mortgage company for a job.

 

Last regret: Getting Sprint "High Speed" Internet

 

Last time you wore a suit: My grandmother's funeral in April.

 

Last country you visited: I've never left the country, so...Massachusetts in April for my grandmother's funeral.

 

Last injury you suffered: I stubbed my toe when I woke up this morning.

 

Last family outing: I don't know if funerals count, but that's the last time that I'll ever be around a lot of my family members.

 

Last item you put on your credit card: Bubble wrap and Grand Theft Auto: Vice City

 

Last beer you drank: I've never drank before.

 

Last movie you watched in full: Uhm...I watched an HBO Documentary on the 1980 US Olympic Hockey Team...don't know if that counts. If not, The Bourne Identity.

 

Last time you lied: When I wrote my resume.

 

Last meal you ate: Sausage, egg and cheese on an onion bagel with a big tall glass of coke for breakfast

 

Last time you laughed: At the stupidity of my local 7-11 employee, who got mad because I said the Slurpee machine was broken.

 

Last video game you played: Grand Theft Auto: Vice City for the PS2

 

Last album you listened to: "Aftertaste" by Helmet

 

Last time you said 'I'm sorry': I said it and didn't mean it when I apologized for swearing on the phone to my local Sprint representative.

 

Last sport you watched: Hockey on ESPN Classic. (Penguins @ Blackhawks in 1992)

 

Last time you said 'This is the last time': When I was singing along with Sevendust's 'Shine'

[treble 0]

Last time you punched somebody: I've probably punched one of my brothers in the past few days.

 

Last time you ate meat: I had hot dogs for lunch, so I guess that counts.

 

Last time you got arrested: Never have.

 

Last person you sent an e-mail to: Probably a few months ago now, I sent an e-mail to an old friend of mine.

 

Last regret: Not sure.

 

Last time you wore a suit: Never actually worn a full suit.

 

Last country you visited: States about a year ago.

 

Last injury you suffered: This fucking ingrown fingernail that I just got fixed today.

 

Last family outing: Shit, been a while since the whole family's done something. Closest was when pretty much all of us went to Tremblant where my aunt and uncle have a condo.

 

Last item you put on your credit card: The $35 or so that the emissions test for my dad's car cost.

 

Last beer you drank: Miller Genuine Draft.

 

Last movie you watched in full: Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle.

 

Last time you lied: My mom always gives me a hard time about spending money, so I told her a DVD I bought was cheaper than it actually was.

 

Last meal you ate: Hot dogs.

 

Last time you laughed: Watching TV sometime today, I guess.

 

Last video game you played: Madden '04 on PC.

 

Last album you listened to: Probably something I burned.

 

Last time you said 'I'm sorry': Don't remember, but I've probably said it a few times today.

 

Last sport you watched: If not wrestling, than the Sunday Night baseball game.

 

Last time you said 'This is the last time': Not sure.

[Guest Dids]

Last time you punched somebody: My sister, the gut, she changed the chanel, I was like 14.

 

Last time you ate meat: Last night, BBQ pork.

 

Last time you got arrested: never

 

Last person you sent an e-mail to: My staff, telling them I would be late.

 

Last regret: Leaving an apple core around too long and having fucking fruit flies in my apartment.

 

Last time you wore a suit: Grandparent's memorial service, in Jan.

 

Last country you visited: This one, right now. Before that- Mexico, like 5 years ago.

 

Last injury you suffered: Pulled bicep.

 

Last family outing: My folks visited a month or so ago, we went to the Zoo.

 

Last item you put on your credit card: Thankfully, I cna't remember.

 

Last beer you drank: MGD

 

Last movie you watched in full: Rounders

 

Last time you lied: Earlier, when I told my Mom I'd been good about working out last week.

 

Last meal you ate: BBQ pork sandwich.

 

Last time you laughed: Earlier, at AoO's thread.

 

Last video game you played: DiabloII

 

Last album you listened to: Champion EP, Brother Ali

 

Last time you said 'I'm sorry': To somebody I work with, because one of my employees was stupid and fucked something up.

 

Last sport you watched: Wrestling.

 

Last time you said 'This is the last time': Every time I eat something that's bad for me, i.e., last night.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Punch: Either my younger brother or some girl at work, within the past week.

 

Meat: Cheeseburger, this morning.

 

Arrested: I was 14, and out after curfew. I'm exceptionally good at dodging cops, and am completely off paper despite allegedly committing at least half a dozen felonies every day.

 

Injury: Sliced finger or second degree burn from the stamper at work.

 

Beer: Probably a Nattie of some variety, 12-31-01

 

Regret: Not getting more cigarettes this morning..I'll have to ration them at work.

 

Movie: Monty Python's Life of Brian

 

Meal: Peanut Butter and Honey Sandwich.

 

Album: Miss Machine-Dillinger Escape Plan

 

Sport: College Football Preview.

 

Apology: Never that I'll admit.

[bob_barron 0]

I've done this before but because the list itself updates constantly, I figure I'd give this one a shot.........

 

Last time you punched somebody: My friend, in the shoulder, for calling Hilary Duff fat

 

Last time you ate meat: Yesterday

 

Last time you got arrested: Never have.

 

Last person you sent an e-mail to: No fuckin' clue. I don't really use e-mail for much.

 

Last regret: Missing the Del Close Improv Marathon

 

Last time you wore a suit: Don't remember.

 

Last country you visited: Canada

 

Last injury you suffered: Burned myself on the George Foreman grille

 

Last family outing: Don't remember

 

Last item you put on your credit card: Probably a chicken cutlet

 

Last beer you drank: Don't drink

 

Last movie you watched in full: Bourne Supremacy

 

Last time you lied: Told my mom I paid off my credit card

 

Last meal you ate: Pop Tarts

 

Last time you laughed: Watching Step by Step

 

Last video game you played: Don't remember

 

Last album you listened to: "Metamorphosis" by Hilary Duff

 

Last time you said 'I'm sorry': Probably today

 

Last sport you watched: Wrestling

 

Last time you said 'This is the last time': Don't Remember

[Guest Dids]

If we had a TSM yearbook, Bob would be "Most Likely to be Arrested for Stalking"

[alfdogg 0]

Last time you punched somebody: 7th grade during passing period

 

Last time you ate meat: about an hour ago

 

Last time you got arrested: Never

 

Last person you sent an e-mail to: Mom

 

Last regret: Agreeing to work third shift

 

Last time you wore a suit: Senior prom

 

Last country you visited: Never been out of the country

 

Last injury you suffered: The last one to send me to the ER was an encounter between my thumb and the Hardees roast beef slicer.

 

Last family outing: Holiday World, last weekend.

 

Last item you put on your credit card: Don't have one

 

Last beer you drank: Pretty sure it was a Miller Lite, but it's been so long I can't even remember.

 

Last movie you watched in full: Spiderman 2

 

Last time you lied: Don't know. I'm sure it was recent though.

 

Last meal you ate: Pizza

 

Last time you laughed: Me and my brother were joking about who should be the new James Bond, and we were throwing out complete goofball names.

 

Last video game you played: Mario 3

 

Last album you listened to: Kansas: Leftoverture

 

Last time you said 'I'm sorry': To the pizza lady when I told her I was eating in and she had already bagged my stuff up.

 

Last sport you watched: Last game I watched in full was Celtics/Lakers on ESPN Classic (I had taped it)

 

Last time you said 'This is the last time': Don't know.

[Guest T®ITEC]

Last time you punched somebody: I smacked my brother in the arm a few days ago... But I had a dream about punching someone last night.

 

Last time you ate meat: Last night. Roast beef dinner. Mmmm.

 

Last time you got arrested: Haven't yet, but I'm looking forward to it.

 

Last person you sent an e-mail to: Probably Valerie, a couple of weeks ago.

 

Last regret: This morning, when I woke up. I keep doing that; it sucks.

 

Last time you wore a suit: Never ever ever.

 

Last country you visited: Uh... I went to Ogden two weeks ago for a job interview with AOL.

 

Last injury you suffered: My cat scrtached my arm, and it's swelling a little. I think I'm allergic.

 

Last family outing: Probably sometime when I was in seventh grade. We used to go up into the mountains and junk, see the sights...

 

Last item you put on your credit card: Don't have one.

 

Last beer you drank: Keystone. Utterly disgusting; I only finished half of it.

 

Last movie you watched in full: Probably the "Salem's Lot" remake on TNT. I guess that counts.

 

Last time you lied: I lie constantly.

 

Last meal you ate: A bowl of Cocoa Puffs in milk.

 

Last time you laughed: When I watched "Oz" a few days ago at KJ's house. Ah, that was a delightful series.

 

Last video game you played: "Morrowind", for PC. Ain't nothin' like slicing up a god.

 

Last album you listened to: "The Love Below" from Outkast's double album.. whatever the hell it is...

 

Last time you said 'I'm sorry': I say that constantly. It's a part of my lying.

 

Last sport you watched: Boxing, Saturday night.

 

Last time you said 'This is the last time': Sheah right.

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

Last time you punched somebody: Last night, when I punched my friend Emily in the arm after she starting making jokes about the fact that I trim my pubic hair.

 

Last time you ate meat: Last night. Steak tips from the Main Street Cafe. All Massholes should order from there. Delicious.

 

Last time you got arrested: The first time will be the last time.

 

Last person you sent an e-mail to: I think to somebody about looking for a drummer to be in my band.

 

Last regret: Throwing a Jenga block into Suzy's face, giving her a huge blood blister on her lip.

 

Last time you wore a suit: Saturday for my cousin Jaime's wedding.

 

Last country you visited: Been in the States all my life.

 

Last injury you suffered: Scratch on my finger from Suzy throwing a Jenga block at me.

 

Last family outing: To my cousin Jaime's wedding last Saturday. Vacation-wise? Virginia three years ago.

 

Last item you put on your credit card: Don't got a credit card, bizzatch.

 

Last beer you drank: I don't drink beer, but the last alcoholic beverage I had was a pineapple juice/vodka blend two hours ago.

 

Last movie you watched in full: George Romero's The Crazies

 

Last time you lied: Last night, when I told my girlfriend that I was going to bed when I was really going out late at night.

 

Last meal you ate: Half a dozen donuts (two chocolate frosted, two strawberry frosted, one Boston cream, and one chocolate lemon).

 

Last time you laughed: When me and my buddy Jason went into Honey Dew an hour and a half ago to order a dozen donuts from my friend Sam.

 

Last video game you played: SmackDown: Here Comes The Pain for PS2.

 

Last album you listened to: Danzig's 6:66 Satan's Child

 

Last time you said 'I'm sorry': Two hours ago, when I busted open my friend Suzy's lip with a Jenga.

 

Last sport you watched: Wrestling on SpikeTV if you consider it a sport, otherwise baseball last Friday night.

 

Last time you said 'This is the last time': Two hours ago, when I put down a Jenga.

[PLAGIARISM! 0]

Last time you punched somebody: Don't remember. I punch tables and walls.

 

Last time you ate meat: 2 hours ago

 

Last time you got arrested: Haven't yet.

 

Last person you sent an e-mail to: Probably someone on ebay apologising for sending a cheque cos I couldn't get paypal to work.

 

Last regret: Slipping over in a club and getting The Shit On The Floor That Doesn't Wash Out Ever on my killing joke shirt.

 

Last time you wore a suit: Probably friday nite. I weart a suit or at least a jacket most of the time.

 

Last country you visited: I think it was the US in 2000.

 

Last injury you suffered: Cut my finger lifting up a glass panel on the road. Stopped bleeding after about a minute though, barely a nick.

 

Last family outing: Must have been a dinner, though I haven't made an appearance at one of those for a while

 

Last item you put on your credit card: A prawn sandwich and a bottle of orange juice. Felt like an asshole, but had no change and if I hadn't eaten before work I would have died in terror. Felt like shite.

 

 

Last beer you drank: Carlsberg export. Underwhelming, This one was actually ok, but the one before tasted of meat.

 

Last movie you watched in full: Three Kings. Amazing how events after the film made it more relevant than when it was released.

 

Last time you lied: Probably at work. ie 'I'm going to raise this with the manager I assure you sir' Get fucked. Go read the Daily Mail and rant about 'gypsies'.

 

Last meal you ate: Spaghetti bolognese

 

Last time you laughed: When some old woman complimented my flock of seagulls esque hair arrangement at work. I love that.

 

Last video game you played: Here comes the pain

 

Last album you listened to: Tender Prey by Nick Cave

 

Last time you said sorry: About ten million times at work.

 

Last sport you watched: Cricket. We're actually good at it now! Australia are gonna kill us, though.

 

Last time you said 'This is the last time I drink vodka' about two or three months ago. I have kept my word and now the idea of drinking vodka does not appeal to me at all. Thank christ I discovered wine though.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Last time you punched somebody: Damned if I remember.

 

Last time you ate meat: Last night.

 

Last time you got arrested: Never.

 

Last person you sent an e-mail to: My worthless agent.

 

Last regret: Nothing comes to mind immediately, but investing a lot of time and effort in the wrong girls pretty much all summer is sort of a regret.

 

Last time you wore a suit: February for a Young Democrats function.

 

Last country you visited: America.

 

Last injury you suffered: Strained left quadricep.

 

Last family outing: Probably a funeral in 1997.

 

Last item you put on your credit card: Don't have one.

 

Last beer you drank: Coors Light.

 

Last movie you watched in full: Rocky III.

 

Last time you lied: (search all posts by this member)

 

Last meal you ate: A big bowl of dry Ramen noodles.

 

Last time you laughed: Last night.

 

Last video game you played: ESPN NFL 2K5 for X-Box.

 

Last album you listened to: Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace Original Soundtrack

 

Last time you said 'I'm sorry': Last night for keeping someone up talking to them on AIM.

 

Last sport you watched: Baseball last night.

 

Last time you said 'This is the last time': Can't think of any.

[Guest Dids]

Kotz has an agent!?

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I would make fun of him for it, but he told me about the agent via AIM a few weeks ago. I would've made fun of him for it then, but I felt all kinds of special because he never mentioned it on the board.

[JHawk 0]

Last time you punched somebody: About two weeks ago. A co-worker who wouldn't stop harassing another co-worker despite said other co-worker telling him to back off.

 

Last time you ate meat: 10 minutes ago

 

Last time you got arrested: Never have.

 

Last person you sent an e-mail to: My friend John

 

Last regret: Not asking a girl out. No doubt in my mind she'd have said no, but I still should've done it.

 

Last time you wore a suit: Probably my friend's wedding two years ago

 

Last country you visited: Canada (Toronto)

 

Last injury you suffered: Paper cut.

 

Last family outing: A Cleveland Indians game about two weeks ago.

 

Last item you put on your credit card: I don't remember because I don't use them anymore.

 

Last beer you drank: Corona Extra

 

Last movie you watched in full: Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story

 

Last time you lied: A few days ago when I denied an attraction to a co-worker.

 

Last meal you ate: A McDonald's double cheeseburger (to go) and an iced tea.

 

Last time you laughed: Last night talking to a friend of mine

 

Last video game you played: ESPN NFL 2K5 for PS2

 

Last album you listened to: "License to Chill" by Jimmy Buffett

 

Last time you said 'I'm sorry': Last night at work

 

Last sport you watched: Raw last night. Yes, it counts.

 

Last time you said 'This is the last time': Don't remember

[Guest Dids]

I bet Bob Barron wishes he had an agent.

[Ravenbomb 0]

Last time you punched somebody: don't remember

 

Last time you ate meat: right now

 

Last time you got arrested: Never have.

 

Last person you sent an e-mail to: friend from Wisconsin

 

Last regret: Loaning a movie to someone that I'm going to need Monday, even though I have my doubts that I'll get it back before then

 

Last time you wore a suit: don't remember

 

Last country you visited: never been out of country

 

Last injury you suffered: I've got an infected root or something, does that count?

 

Last family outing: We went to see Spider-Man 2 for my b-day

 

Last item you put on your credit card: don't got one

 

Last beer you drank: don't drink

 

Last movie you watched in full: M

 

Last time you lied: can't remember, probably very recently

 

Last meal you ate: I'm eating chicken right now

 

Last time you laughed: Playing "Peasent's Quest" on Homestar Runner

 

Last video game you played: unless Peasent's Quest counts, Virtual Pro Wrestling 2

 

Last album you listened to: The Wall by Pink Floyd (does watching the movie count?)

 

Last time you said 'I'm sorry': earlier today, bumped into someone

 

Last sport you watched: unless wrestling counts, I watched some hockey a few months back

 

Last time you said 'This is the last time': earlier I said that this is the last time I'm going to fill out one of these stupid things

[DCMaximo 0]

Last time you punched somebody: In malice, can't remember. Jovially, at work today

 

Last time you ate meat: Today, ham sandwich

 

Last time you got arrested: never

 

Last person you sent an e-mail to: One of my colleagues at work, arranging our trip to Watford on Friday.

 

Last regret: Getting nowhere near enough sleep before work today

 

Last time you wore a suit: Job interview two weeks ago

 

Last country you visited: Czech Republic in February

 

Last injury you suffered: Knee injury playing football

 

Last family outing: Cousin's wedding three weeks ago

 

Last item you put on your credit card: Nightwish album

 

Last beer you drank: Carlsberg

 

Last movie you watched in full: Sweethearts starring Janeane Garofalo

 

Last time you lied: Really can't remember, probably something trivial

 

Last meal you ate: Ham sandwich.

 

Last time you laughed: At work, after someone made a crass comment about my friend Chris' mother

 

Last video game you played: Pro Evolution Soccer 3

 

Last album you listened to: "Back To The Laundromat" by the US Bombs

 

Last time you said 'I'm sorry': To my friend Chris, after making a crass comment about his mother

 

Last sport you watched: Football, watching "Nick Hancock's Football Nightmares" yesterday. It was dreadful

 

Last time you said 'This is the last time': When I forgot to save my checklist at work again

[Ted the Poster 0]

Last time you punched somebody: My brother, in the arm, a few days ago just for fun.

 

Last time you ate meat: 45 minutes ago

 

Last time you got arrested: Never

 

Last person you sent an e-mail to: Myself, from a different computer.

 

Last regret: Eating Hamburger Helper last night.

 

Last time you wore a suit: Grandfather's funeral

 

Last country you visited: None

 

Last injury you suffered: Broken arm

 

Last family outing: trip to Myrtle Beach

 

Last item you put on your credit card: movie tickets

 

Last beer you drank: None

 

Last movie you watched in full: Napoleon Dynamite(go see it, fuckers)

 

Last time you lied: This morning

 

Last meal you ate: Chicken and french fries

 

Last time you laughed: Watching "The Princess Bride" last night

 

Last video game you played: Super Metroid for SNES

 

Last album you listened to: Hell if I know, maybe Jet

 

Last time you said 'I'm sorry': This morning, for being an ass

 

Last sport you watched: Baseball

 

Last time you said 'This is the last time': Can't think of one

[bob_barron 0]

I bet Bob Barron wishes he had an agent.

Since I put my comedy career on hold- an agent isn't really something on my mind.

 

And I'm not a stalker (Well aside from the SNL cast). I'm just someone who meets a lot of famous people.

[CanadianChris 0]

Last time you punched somebody: My fiancee, as a punchbuggy passed by.

 

Last time you ate meat: An hour ago.

 

Last time you got arrested: Never have.

 

Last person you sent an e-mail to: One of my coworkers.

 

Last regret: Don't know. I'm not one to regret much.

 

Last time you wore a suit: A wedding I attended in 1998. I've been in a shirt and tie many, many times, but never a suit since then.

 

Last country you visited: USA.

 

Last injury you suffered: Back spasms on the weekend.

 

Last family outing: Going to Toronto on my sister's birthday in March.

 

Last item you put on your credit card: Dinner at St. Hubert last Monday.

 

Last beer you drank: Molson Canadian, during frosh week in 1992. Haven't touched the stuff since then.

 

Last movie you watched in full: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.

 

Last time you lied: Today, when I said I was busy so I could get out of helping a particularly clueless employee with an assignment he's been working on for months.

 

Last meal you ate: Chicken fingers and fries.

 

Last time you laughed: Reading the Amazing Race recap on Television Without Pity yesterday.

 

Last video game you played: Mega Man 2 for PlayStation 2.

 

Last album you listened to: "Seal IV".

 

Last time you said 'I'm sorry': Yesterday, to my fiancee, when I forgot to pick something up at the store.

 

Last sport you watched: Golf (final round of the Buick Invitational on Sunday).

 

Last time you said 'This is the last time': This past weekend, when we managed to finally wipe out over $70K in credit debt.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

Last time you punched somebody: Don't remember

 

Last time you ate meat: Just now, chicken fingers

 

Last time you got arrested: never

 

Last person you sent an e-mail to: Contact in The Netherlands

 

Last regret: None

 

Last time you wore a suit: My brother's wedding several years ago

 

Last country you visited: U.S many years ago on vacation

 

Last injury you suffered: in the last week or so, bloodclot in the leg

 

Last family outing: don't remember

 

Last item you put on your credit card: Credit cards are for suckers

 

Last beer you drank: Hell if I know

 

Last movie you watched in full: Rush In Rio

 

Last time you lied: Don't remember

 

Last meal you ate: Potato perogies with a couple chicken fingers

 

Last time you laughed: Don't know

 

Last video game you played: Morrowind. TRITEC and I are gonna get married and do nothing but listen to black metal and play morrowind all day

 

Last album you listened to: Darkthrone - Sardonic Wraith

 

Last time you said 'I'm sorry': don't know

 

Last sport you watched: TSN showing Sugar Ray Leonard returning to the ring to make a fool out of Marvin Hagler in 1987

 

Last time you said 'This is the last time':

[Guest Olympic Slam]

Last time you punched somebody: My dad on Sunday. We went to a baseball game and the seat was cramping his back so he asked me to slug him in the back as hard as I could.

 

Last time you ate meat: Last night

 

Last time you got arrested: Never

 

Last person you sent an e-mail to: Some guy on my hockey team last week. I never use email

 

Last regret: Not getting a better job this summer

 

Last time you wore a suit: A wedding a few months ago

 

Last country you visited: Canada in 2000

 

Last injury you suffered: Tweaked my wrist in a pickup hockey game on Saturday

 

Last family outing: A trip up the California coast a year(?) ago

 

Last item you put on your credit card: Ga$oline

 

Last beer you drank: A Bud last weekend

 

Last movie you watched in full: Spider-Man 2

 

Last time you lied: Saturday at the golf course when I accidently took some guys ball and didn't tell him that I did even though I knew that I did. It was.......awkward to say the least

 

Last meal you ate: Cereal, a bowl of Honey Bunches of Oats

 

Last time you laughed: 5 minutes ago via the Michael Savage radio show

 

Last video game you played: Mega Man III NES ROM

 

Last album you listened to: Don't know, don't own any

 

Last time you said 'I'm sorry': When I bumped into someone this past weekend

 

Last sport you watched: Lacrosse~! game on ESPN2 this morning

 

Last time you said 'This is the last time': Last month when I swore off eating those grilled stuf burritos from Taco Bell. Fucking thing made me so sick

[Guest Dids]

I bet Bob Barron wishes he had an agent.

Since I put my comedy career on hold- an agent isn't really something on my mind.

 

And I'm not a stalker (Well aside from the SNL cast). I'm just someone who meets a lot of famous people.

Because you STALK them.

[BrokenTiger 0]

Last time you punched somebody: In 2001, a college mate...almost break the guys rib...because HE DARED ME TO.

Last time you ate meat: Last Month.

Last time you got arrested: Never have.

 

Last person you sent an e-mail to: To my boss this morning.

Last regret: Yesterday, when I should've make a move on this girl I had a crush on.

Last time you wore a suit: December 2003, before going to S.Korea.

Last country you visited: South Korea, company trip.

Last injury you suffered: re-injure my back last month.

Last family outing: don't remember

Last item you put on your credit card: no credit card

Last beer you drank: don't drink beer.

Last movie you watched in full: King Arthur. I'll watch anything.

Last time you lied: Yesterday, to a client of mine.

Last meal you ate: Fried noodles with egg.

Last time you laughed: Watching re-runs of 'Kings of Queens' last night.

Last video game you played: True Crime: Streets of LA.

Last album you listened to: Five for Fighting (The Battle for Everything). Yeah, I'm lame.

 

Last time you said 'I'm sorry': Don't remember.

Last sport you watched: Malaysian Soccer. Dreadful.

Last time you said 'This is the last time': Last night, before eating a cholesterol-rich meal.

[Edwin MacPhisto 0]

Last time you punched somebody: One of those friend-punches a few days ago.

 

Last time you ate meat: Around 3 hours ago.

 

Last time you got arrested: Not yet.

 

Last person you sent an e-mail to: My worthless agent.

 

Last regret: Taking an excessively long nap yesterday that wasted half the afternoon.

 

Last time you wore a suit: A banquet back in February.

 

Last country you visited: England.

 

Last injury you suffered: Ferocious stubbing of my toe - nay, whole right foot - on a stone table.

 

Last family outing: Well, I went to dinner with the parents on Saturday.

 

Last item you put on your credit card: I only use debit. In that case: a shirt.

 

Last beer you drank: Grolsch on tap. Haven't had any since London 3 weeks ago.

 

Last movie you watched in full: The Village. MISTAKE

 

Last time you lied: At work, when I said an interview was at 2:30 so I could grab some lunch before it happened at 3.

 

Last meal you ate: London broil (there's the meat) with some macaroni and a corncob.

 

Last time you laughed: Seeing Henry Rollins lovingly cradle a Cabbage Patch doll on I Love the 80s.

 

Last video game you played: Mario Kart for Gamecube, I think.

 

Last album you listened to: Constantines - Constantines

 

Last time you said 'I'm sorry': When I didn't share dinner with the dog.

 

Last sport you watched: A football match in England.

 

Last time you said 'This is the last time': When playing Mario Kart, I believe. "That you whoop my ass" may have been included in there.

[DerangedHermit 0]

Last time you ate meat: 6 PM

 

Last time you got arrested: Never have.

 

Last person you sent an e-mail to: I dunno.

 

Last regret: I have no regrets.

 

Last time you wore a suit: Job interview in May.

 

Last country you visited: My own.

 

Last injury you suffered: Cut to the head while putting a bag of Pepperidge Farm Goldfish back on a display. My head hit the corner of it.

 

Last family outing: Last X-mas

 

Last item you put on your credit card: Don't have one

 

Last beer you drank: Don't really drink...

 

Last movie you watched in full: In the theater? Shrek 2.

 

Last time you lied: Today.

 

Last meal you ate: Hot dogs and french fries

 

Last time you laughed: Hearing the story of Bob Murphy saying "finally this damn game is over"

 

Last video game you played: Phantasy Star IV for the Genesis (pulled out the ol' Genny)

 

Last album you listened to: don't know

 

Last time you said 'I'm sorry': Bumping into somebody at work a few days ago.

 

Last sport you watched: Baseball (by God the Mets are actually WINNING)

 

Last time you said 'This is the last time': shrugs. Don't know.