Zack Malibu Posted August 24, 2004 Report Posted August 24, 2004 After how Rocky was putting down the diva shit, he needs to come out and speak on THIS. I would never be so happy to see Konnan in my life than if he showed up RIGHT NOW.
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted August 24, 2004 Report Posted August 24, 2004 "When I first chose you to carry my seed..." PWNAGE!
JoeDirt Posted August 24, 2004 Report Posted August 24, 2004 Wow. Just...wow. And once again I am reminded why I watch indy wrestling and not the WWE. Where are my IWA-MS tapes?
Exslade ZX Posted August 24, 2004 Report Posted August 24, 2004 "Lita, I vow to HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Oh god...that seriously made me laugh out loud. That was awesome.
razazteca Posted August 24, 2004 Report Posted August 24, 2004 WWE Films should pitch Kane and Lita as a cooky sitcom. It should be a full length 90 minute movie.
Slickster Posted August 24, 2004 Report Posted August 24, 2004 This is the greatest WWE wedding EVER.
Downhome Posted August 24, 2004 Report Posted August 24, 2004 Can you picture all the McMahons in the back looking at this on the TV and thinking "What a great idea this is." But of course!
Guest Undying Fury Posted August 24, 2004 Report Posted August 24, 2004 His property, what a great guy. And I agree that video package was great.
The Czech Republic Posted August 24, 2004 Report Posted August 24, 2004 And now Lita dies to escape the vows
Ted the Poster Posted August 24, 2004 Report Posted August 24, 2004 Kane is a poet, damn it! A POET I SAY!
Guest SteveyP93 Posted August 24, 2004 Report Posted August 24, 2004 The pastor or whatever is like Brick from "Anchorman".
AndrewTS Posted August 24, 2004 Report Posted August 24, 2004 Feminists think this is exactly what marriage is like.
LooseCannon25 Posted August 24, 2004 Report Posted August 24, 2004 The priest looks just like Nathan Lane
LaParkaYourCar Posted August 24, 2004 Report Posted August 24, 2004 Ha!! Lita was reading from a paper and still messed up her line!
Spaceman Spiff Posted August 24, 2004 Report Posted August 24, 2004 I'd be *SO* a fan of Kane now if he didn't totally blow in the ring. As such, he's out of luck.
Guest Undying Fury Posted August 24, 2004 Report Posted August 24, 2004 Lita: "Kane, I hate you worse then my poor acting skills."
Downhome Posted August 24, 2004 Report Posted August 24, 2004 "I hate you Kane more than life itself!" What.The.Fuck.
jester Posted August 24, 2004 Report Posted August 24, 2004 Lita botches her lines. Even though they are written down.
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted August 24, 2004 Report Posted August 24, 2004 Wow. Just...wow. And once again I am reminded why I watch indy wrestling and not the WWE. Where are my IWA-MS tapes? Because you like crappy spot monkeys and bad production values? Seriously... why DO you watch indy stuff? Oh and the "you have no soul" line was great.
ChrisMWaters Posted August 24, 2004 Report Posted August 24, 2004 Lita sounds like Linda McMahon right now
JoeDirt Posted August 24, 2004 Report Posted August 24, 2004 The pastor or whatever is like Brick from "Anchorman". "I love chair!"
Rob E Dangerously Posted August 24, 2004 Report Posted August 24, 2004 Kane's vows: "I own you" Lita's vows: "I wish you die" Awwwww
Ted the Poster Posted August 24, 2004 Report Posted August 24, 2004 Lita sounds just like Linda McMahon. WTF?
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