Guest Quik Posted August 31, 2004 Report Posted August 31, 2004 Applebees blows. Yes, I sincerely mean that. I still eat there occasionally, but I think the food blows monkey ass. Now I would like to preface this rant with one major detail: I only eat the appetizers now. I had the fajitas, riblets, and a burger. EACH ITEM BLOWS. After eating the uber-shitty riblets, I swore off everything but the appetizers menu (which still sucks). Why do I still eat there? Half priced apps, motherfucker. Yeah, the food blows. But when you're stoned as hell and need an ample amount of food for a decent price, you get two fucking orders of boneless buffalo wings for the price of one. The food still sucks, but at least there's a lot of it and it was cheap. My biggest gripe is with the potato skins. Perhaps the blandest item I've ever had in my life. They skimp on the fucking bacon and cheese, giving you what is basically a half of a baked potato. A baked potato is one of the blandest food items on earth. No one really likes baked potatos. You may think you do, but in actuality it's just the fact that it's either smothered in butter or filled with sour cream and chives that appeals to you. Anyone who loves melted butter and sour cream and chives knows that society won't let them eat these things straight, so you jump at the oppurtunity to put them on a bland vegetable and eat that. Fuck everything else though. The Quesadailla has bacon in it (THERE'S NO BACON IN A QUESDAILLA GODDAMNIT), the Boneless Buffalo Wings taste like metal, the onion peels taste good for the first 3 minutes (then you get sick of them because they don't understand how to make a seasoned batter), mozzarella sticks simply should NEVER be ordered in a restaurant, and the nachos look like they come in the original fucking moon lander. Combine that with the fact that there 5 billion nachos and a couple scoops of toppings, and you might as well go buy a bag of Tostitos, sprinkle a little cheese in it and microwave it. The melted plastic will give it more flavor than anything at Applebees. FUCK IT TO HELL!
Giuseppe Zangara Posted August 31, 2004 Report Posted August 31, 2004 Anyone guilty of "overrating" Applebees should have his throat slit. Terrible place.
NoCalMike Posted August 31, 2004 Report Posted August 31, 2004 I like the boneless wings.......all your applebees' hate is nothing compared to the contempt I have for the overpriced hell hole that is........TGIFs or more commonly known as "Friday's"
Giuseppe Zangara Posted August 31, 2004 Report Posted August 31, 2004 Now that I think about it, I'd rather eat at Applebees again than fucking Dave & Busters.
Guest Quik Posted August 31, 2004 Report Posted August 31, 2004 Incadenze, what the fuck is the quote in your sig from? It's brilliant.
Jobber of the Week Posted August 31, 2004 Report Posted August 31, 2004 OH NO YOU DIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin't! Applebee's is pretty good, actually. I like the taste of the fries and the actual food is better than Baker's Square, which went up in price and down in quality. Again. And it's still better than IHOP. If only the place wasn't always so damn loud. I get the feeling they have speakers somewhere playing a looping tape of crowd noise so the place seems packed even when there's nobody there. Still, eating at Applebee's is practically a treat for me, the guy who is always going to the clown or the king for a burger. It's okay, but it isn't as good as the Black Bear Diner. Though Applebee's crowd noise is almost as overwhelming as Black Bear's 50s music.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted August 31, 2004 Report Posted August 31, 2004 I have nothing bad to say about Applebee's. You don't like, you don't go -- one of the benefits of a free market...
Jobber of the Week Posted August 31, 2004 Report Posted August 31, 2004 I have nothing bad to say about Applebee's. You don't like, you don't go -- one of the benefits of a free market... This Just In: John Ashcroft is hold a pro-America rally at Applebees. You should go, you really don't want to know what'll happen if you don't.
haVoc Posted August 31, 2004 Report Posted August 31, 2004 All those chains are overrated. Some of the best food you'll find is at little private owned diners and restaurants.
nl5xsk1 Posted August 31, 2004 Report Posted August 31, 2004 Out of the big name restaurant chains, I actually go to TGIFriday's the most ... but it's more do to proximity (it's fucking closer than the others) and the fact that there is always talent there to look at. The food is blah, but I tend to bastardize what's on the menu to fit my taste (chicken finger BLT, without the bacon & without the tomato, and replace the mayo with honey mustard). Chili's is Ok, I like their egg roll things but otherwise it's just crappy fake Tex-Mex food. I don't eat at Bennigans/T-Bones/Ruby Tuesday's/etc enough to have an opinion. But give me a mom-and-pop burrito place over any of the above, 7 days a week.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted August 31, 2004 Report Posted August 31, 2004 One place I LOVE is Texas Roadhouse. Just felt like giving them a shout-out...
Guest The Last Free Voice Posted August 31, 2004 Report Posted August 31, 2004 Friendlies sucks ass. We sat around for a FUCKING HOUR and they didn't even get the order right. Fucktards. I don't even remember if we paid or not. I sure hope not...
kkktookmybabyaway Posted August 31, 2004 Report Posted August 31, 2004 Friendlies? Do you mean Friendly's? When I was kid they started closing down stores, which was a shame because I liked their watermelon sherbert. Can't remember much about their food though...
JangoFett4Hire Posted August 31, 2004 Report Posted August 31, 2004 Friendlies? Do you mean Friendly's? When I was kid they started closing down stores, which was a shame because I liked their watermelon sherbert. Can't remember much about their food though... The pride of Wilbraham, MA
MarvinisaLunatic Posted August 31, 2004 Report Posted August 31, 2004 I cant see why he would keep going to Applebee's if he feels the food sucks, even if its 1/2 price. There would have to be other places to get cheap food besides Applebee's.
NoCalMike Posted August 31, 2004 Report Posted August 31, 2004 We have a diner called the Silver Skillet, it is open 24/7, and makes some of the best, mindnight cravings food ever. Plus it is pretty damn inexpensive. Also since it is right by a truck stop, there is ALWAYS an interesting crowd of folks, and a gift shop. They have 2 TV's positioned high up, and one is ALWAYS on Fox News and the other is ALWAYS on CNN.....so I guess if you have the right crowd there, the resteraunt can get pretty rowdy.
Guest Vitamin X Posted August 31, 2004 Report Posted August 31, 2004 I'm waiting for Moist Party Gurl to vigorously defend his last/current place of employment.
Hank Kingsley Posted August 31, 2004 Report Posted August 31, 2004 TGI Friday's is quality. And I'm not just saying that because I work there. I just hate their commercials. And the CD they play over and over and over and over. I mean, I love "Musicology", but when you hear it three times in a 4 hour shift, it's time to get more music.
JJMc Posted September 3, 2004 Report Posted September 3, 2004 Is Texas Roadhouse a national thing? We have one in Methuen, MA and I thought it was just a one store deal. Damn place is ALWAYS packed.
Zack Malibu Posted September 3, 2004 Report Posted September 3, 2004 There's one here in RI about five minutes from me. Damn good food, and one of my best friends works there as a host, so I've got an easy in on packed nights.
Krankor Posted September 3, 2004 Report Posted September 3, 2004 Friendlies? Do you mean Friendly's? When I was kid they started closing down stores, which was a shame because I liked their watermelon sherbert. Can't remember much about their food though... Friendly's is shit. The last one I was in was in a mall in Hanover, PA. The wait was terrible and the food was sub par. They did make some tasty desserts though. Mainly ice cream sundaes and such. It's hard to go wrong when ice cream is involved. If you want an interesting restaurant go to Ed Debevic's in Chicago.
The Czech Republic Posted September 3, 2004 Report Posted September 3, 2004 or the Choo-Choo in Des Plaines. Is it even open anymore? You see, the train brings you your food.
Krankor Posted September 3, 2004 Report Posted September 3, 2004 I haven't been there before. From the looks of there webpage I think they are. See I had never heard of such a thing, trains being waiters, until now.
The Czech Republic Posted September 3, 2004 Report Posted September 3, 2004 Awesome! It's just a really small little diner-type place on a side street in Des Plaines, I think the hours have been drastically reduced as the owners got older. I don't even know if it was any good. But that's so cool! The train brings your food to you!
nl5xsk1 Posted September 3, 2004 Report Posted September 3, 2004 Is Texas Roadhouse a national thing? We have one in Methuen, MA and I thought it was just a one store deal. Damn place is ALWAYS packed. JMTapes, you're a Methuen-ite?!? I'm back living in the area, and figured that I'd be the lone Merrimack Valley representative at TSM. And I agree, the Roadhouse is ALWAYS too crowded to deal with ... I haven't even bothered going there because every person I know that has been there bitches about how fucking crowded the place was. I'd rather not have to wait forever for my food or another beer.
alfdogg Posted September 3, 2004 Report Posted September 3, 2004 I assume it's national, as there's one here in my town as well.
DerangedHermit Posted September 3, 2004 Report Posted September 3, 2004 TGI is meh, Applebee's is better and Friendly's (there's one a mile north of where I live, and one 2 miles south) is meh except for their ice cream and chicken quesadillas.
alfdogg Posted September 3, 2004 Report Posted September 3, 2004 I've never had TGI's, the closest one to me is about a half-hour drive.
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