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man there's nothing lamer than knowingly posing for party pictures...

Yeah me and my idiot friends have a bunch of them from when we were younger.

 

"I'm taking a picture, quick, chug your beer!"

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The only thing lamer than your party pictures is the way you come back after they make fun of you when you asked them to. Talking about how you can beat them up after they rightfully call your party a sausage fest? When someone calls you gay, bragging about rolling around with guys is not the best comeback.

 

Back in the eighth grade I went to cooler thirteen year old birthday parties. At least I touched tits.

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Well, tonight, we've got a "Schoolgirls" theme, and we average around 300 guests each Friday night. And we get laid.

 

Those pics were taken before the party started, BTW. The chicks weren't dressed as hot/cool, so I didn't take any of them

 

Haha, yer' right, I'm not fiesty...the NCAA thing was a joke anyway, damnit.

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Well, tonight, we've got a "Schoolgirls" theme, and we average around 300 guests each Friday night.  And we get laid.

 

Those pics were taken before the party started, BTW.  The chicks weren't dressed as hot/cool, so I didn't take any of them

 

Haha, yer' right, I'm not fiesty...the NCAA thing was a joke anyway, damnit.

That has to be one of the most unintentionally funny posts I've ever read.

 

"Yeah, man. We're going to have girls. Hot girls. Who will probably kiss. And beg us for sex.

 

And we'll have alcohol. Lots of alcohol. To drink. And vomit up. And drink again.

 

Haha, and we'll like....play music. Loud music. To wake up the neighbors. So cool. And you're not invited.......so HEY!"

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Jon! Good to see ya bro. How's life?

Can't wait to leave work so I can go home and get plastered. Next door neighbors moved out yesterday, the new ones are moving in tomorrow, so tonight is really the last night that we can have anything big. I'm going to have sex with girls. Hot girls. That will beg me for sex.

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I'm sure if you show us any pictures, they would have been taken before the hot girls arrived.

 

Of course.

 

And make sure they're dressed the right way. If they don't look hot/cool, stay far away!

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That's the rule at my house. If you come in and you don't look hot/cool, you better get the fuck out of the way when I get around to taking pictures.

 

Also, I imagine "usethesledgehammeruh" squealing like a girl whenever someone would pull out the camera. I don't know why.

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I never would want to put a picture of myself for strangers to see since it's absolutely pointless, but after this thread to make up for the lack of hot pussy, when I get laid the next time I will take pictures and post it.

 

*Knows that he still won't have to put up pictures*

 

Nah, I'm in Uni. Just the other day at the student services centre they were giving cards, and with six stamps you get a free lay. True story.

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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Well, tonight, we've got a "Schoolgirls" theme, and we average around 300 guests each Friday night. And we get laid.

:lol:

 

oh man.

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Well, tonight, we've got a "Schoolgirls" theme, and we average around 300 guests each Friday night.  And we get laid.

:lol:

 

oh man.

I remember my times in Fantasy Land...........and you were there.........and you.........and you..........

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Oh yeah, that episode of Thunder when the NBT went to a gay bar... Mike Sanders got so drunk and hit on some green-haired jackass. Good times.

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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Punk4.jpg

This is what I'll think of when people say "gay bar" from now on.

 

I think what is strangest of all is that these pictures are hosted at "The History Of WCW." I guess I missed this particular week?

I wanna know who the fuck that green haired bastard is trying to get a hand slap from?

 

I want to murder each person in that picture. MURDER. In a hypothetical sense.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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He can't be the guy on the right. No one can be that cool.

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Well, tonight, we've got a "Schoolgirls" theme, and we average around 300 guests each Friday night.  And we get laid.

 

Those pics were taken before the party started, BTW.  The chicks weren't dressed as hot/cool, so I didn't take any of them

 

Haha, yer' right, I'm not fiesty...the NCAA thing was a joke anyway, damnit.

That has to be one of the most unintentionally funny posts I've ever read.

 

"Yeah, man. We're going to have girls. Hot girls. Who will probably kiss. And beg us for sex.

 

And we'll have alcohol. Lots of alcohol. To drink. And vomit up. And drink again.

 

Haha, and we'll like....play music. Loud music. To wake up the neighbors. So cool. And you're not invited.......so HEY!"

This is my favorite post so far

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Punk4.jpg

This is what I'll think of when people say "gay bar" from now on.

 

I think what is strangest of all is that these pictures are hosted at "The History Of WCW." I guess I missed this particular week?

I wanna know who the fuck that green haired bastard is trying to get a hand slap from?

 

I want to murder each person in that picture. MURDER. In a hypothetical sense.

Is the guy in the fro drinking a Hard Iced Tea? Now that guy knows how to party! :huh:

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