Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2004 MAIN EVENT CAPTAIN FALL TAG MATCH Revolution Zero (Toxxic © and "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins) and "The Icon" Max King v. Andrea Montgomery © and Hollywood Boulevard (Mike Van Siclen and "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez) USJL TITLE MATCH David Cross© v. Danny Dagda CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE MATCH Ryan Dustin © v. Austin Sly SINGLES MATCH Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix v. Stryke HARDCORE TITLE MATCH Sean Davis © v. Christian Fury USJL TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP MATCH Uncle Filthy v. Evan Wolfe NEW GUY MATCH "Blind" Ryan Klein v. Carnage Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2004 MAIN EVENT CAPTAIN FALL TAG MATCH Revolution Zero (Toxxic © and "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins) and "The Icon" Max King v. Andrea Montgomery © and Hollywood Boulevard (Mike Van Siclen and "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez) Zombie John Steinbeck. USJL TITLE MATCH David Cross© v. Danny Dagda IL smells, so Cross CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE MATCH Ryan Dustin © v. Austin Sly Sly, because he's writing to spite everyone. SPITE! SINGLES MATCH Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix v. Stryke Erm...Strykage. For no real reason... HARDCORE TITLE MATCH Sean Davis © v. Christian Fury Well, I predict hurricane Raoul will hit Jackie's house, so Fury. USJL TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP MATCH Uncle Filthy v. Evan Wolfe Bort...Wolfe, or not...who knows? NEW GUY MATCH "Blind" Ryan Klein v. Carnage I'm not sure... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2004 MAIN EVENT CAPTAIN FALL TAG MATCH Revolution Zero (Toxxic © and "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins) and "The Icon" Max King v. Andrea Montgomery © and Hollywood Boulevard (Mike Van Siclen and "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez) ~We have three titles. They have none. Do the maths. ~Smackdown:HCTP says my time wins after I make Drea tap to the Repeat To Fade USJL TITLE MATCH David Cross© v. Danny Dagda ~Cross, cos IL and writing come from two different planets. ~HCTP says Dagda wins with the Deflator CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE MATCH Ryan Dustin © v. Austin Sly ~Ooh... well now. Sly seems more motivated, Dustin might JUST have the edge on writing ability. Tricky. I'll go with Dustin on a hunch. ~HCTP says Dustin with the Real Deal to retain. SINGLES MATCH Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix v. Stryke ~LANDON IS GOLD~! ~Drug of Maddixion gets it for La Cucuracha HARDCORE TITLE MATCH Sean Davis © v. Christian Fury ~Crazy 1st person aside, I'm going with Jackie. REVOLUTION PRIDE, BITCHES~! ~HCTP backs us, as Davis DESTROYS Fury with barely a knock to show for it. USJL TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP MATCH Uncle Filthy v. Evan Wolfe ~LET ME HEAR YOU SAY 'UNCLE~!' ~Evan Wolfe wins via La Magistral NEW GUY MATCH "Blind" Ryan Klein v. Carnage ~A hilariously OTT schizophrenic in a derivative mask vs an obese blind man. I honestly have no idea, but either way I want to know what the writer was smoking when he came up with the Ryan Klein gimmick. ~WHEN HOSSES COLLIDE! RKade wins with the Dragonslayer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Blind Ryan Report post Posted September 30, 2004 What's sad is that I really am that strange. I really was born early and I really am almost blind (and I reallly did take that 7 man ass whippin') I figure I'm original enough without any over the top gimmicks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cuban Linx 0 Report post Posted October 1, 2004 MAIN EVENT CAPTAIN FALL TAG MATCH Revolution Zero (Toxxic © and "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins) and "The Icon" Max King v. Andrea Montgomery © and Hollywood Boulevard (Mike Van Siclen and "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez) -> Team Andrea and friends USJL TITLE MATCH David Cross© v. Danny Dagda -> David Cross CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE MATCH Ryan Dustin © v. Austin Sly -> Ryan Dustin SINGLES MATCH Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix v. Stryke -> Probably Maddix, but we'll see. HARDCORE TITLE MATCH Sean Davis © v. Christian Fury -> Sean Davis USJL TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP MATCH Uncle Filthy v. Evan Wolfe -> Uncle Filthy NEW GUY MATCH "Blind" Ryan Klein v. Carnage -> Ryan Klein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Golgo 13 0 Report post Posted October 1, 2004 MAIN EVENT CAPTAIN FALL TAG MATCH Revolution Zero (Toxxic © and "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins) and "The Icon" Max King v. Andrea Montgomery © and Hollywood Boulevard (Mike Van Siclen and "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez) - The heels. USJL TITLE MATCH David Cross© v. Danny Dagda - Cross. CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE MATCH Ryan Dustin © v. Austin Sly - Dustin. SINGLES MATCH Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix v. Stryke - Maddix. HARDCORE TITLE MATCH Sean Davis © v. Christian Fury - Davis. USJL TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP MATCH Uncle Filthy v. Evan Wolfe - Filthy. NEW GUY MATCH "Blind" Ryan Klein v. Carnage - Klein. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frisco 0 Report post Posted October 1, 2004 MAIN EVENT CAPTAIN FALL TAG MATCH Revolution Zero (Toxxic © and "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins) and "The Icon" Max King v. Andrea Montgomery © and Hollywood Boulevard (Mike Van Siclen and "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez) No idea USJL TITLE MATCH David Cross© v. Danny Dagda Cross CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE MATCH Ryan Dustin © v. Austin Sly Dustin SINGLES MATCH Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix v. Stryke The spoiler-Stryke HARDCORE TITLE MATCH Sean Davis © v. Christian Fury Davis USJL TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP MATCH Uncle Filthy v. Evan Wolfe No idea NEW GUY MATCH "Blind" Ryan Klein v. Carnage ditto Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted October 1, 2004 What's sad is that I really am that strange. I really was born early and I really am almost blind (and I reallly did take that 7 man ass whippin') I figure I'm original enough without any over the top gimmicks Are you 350lbs? With a gigantic fuck-off beard? And do you carry a white cane WITH BARBED WIRE AROUND IT!? If so, that would fucking rule. And hey, I'm not knocking you. I'm just a little sceptical how a blind wrestler would work. I mean, Stan Hansen was just short-sighted, and he stiffed the hell out of people partly because he couldn't see where they were properly (or so I think I remember reading in one of Foley's books). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted October 1, 2004 MAIN EVENT CAPTAIN FALL TAG MATCH Revolution Zero (Toxxic © and "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins) and "The Icon" Max King v. Andrea Montgomery © and Hollywood Boulevard (Mike Van Siclen and "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez) Mike pins Toxxic and steals away any chance of me getting a title shot at the PPV. Meanwhile, win Mall Brawl whatever number it is. USJL TITLE MATCH David Cross© v. Danny Dagda Yeah. CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE MATCH Ryan Dustin © v. Austin Sly Sly is angry. Dustin might be too, I don't know. But Sly is angry. SINGLES MATCH Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix v. Stryke No prediction, obviously. HARDCORE TITLE MATCH Sean Davis © v. Christian Fury Davis continues Rev0 pride. USJL TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP MATCH Uncle Filthy v. Evan Wolfe Filthy is filthy. Wolfe may be too, I don't know. But Filthy is filthy. He's also the best character to hit the fed since Masked Man. Whatever happened to that guy? NEW GUY MATCH "Blind" Ryan Klein v. Carnage The coin says... G0R0~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted October 1, 2004 MAIN EVENT CAPTAIN FALL TAG MATCH Revolution Zero (Toxxic © and "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins) and "The Icon" Max King v. Andrea Montgomery © and Hollywood Boulevard (Mike Van Siclen and "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez) - Rev-0 USJL TITLE MATCH David Cross© v. Danny Dagda - Cross CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE MATCH Ryan Dustin © v. Austin Sly - Dustin, if he shows SINGLES MATCH Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix v. Stryke - Maddix HARDCORE TITLE MATCH Sean Davis © v. Christian Fury - Davis USJL TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP MATCH Uncle Filthy v. Evan Wolfe - I don't predict matches where I haven't seen both guys write. NEW GUY MATCH "Blind" Ryan Klein v. Carnage - Ditto Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Blind Ryan Report post Posted October 1, 2004 Are you 350lbs? With a gigantic fuck-off beard? And do you carry a white cane WITH BARBED WIRE AROUND IT!? If so, that would fucking rule. And hey, I'm not knocking you. I'm just a little sceptical how a blind wrestler would work. I mean, Stan Hansen was just short-sighted, and he stiffed the hell out of people partly because he couldn't see where they were properly (or so I think I remember reading in one of Foley's books). Yes (I have a weakness for chinese food (both traditional and takeout) and I've been growing my beard since aug. of 02 No barbed wire cane though. I fuckin' WISH I had a barbed wire cane. I have 5 sword canes, 2 bo staves, and a set of claws though. My vision is 20/200 in my right eye. I can see well enough to read regular print but not well enough to drive. I imagine I'd be a little stiff but I'd be more worried about my lack of depth perception THAT moment of shame would suck balls (as Foley said (though I'm paraphrasing) in his first book) I think I could be a wrestler (if I got down to 250 I think) but I doubt I'd be the caliber of God Mick partly due to how PC and lame today's wrestling is and partly due to how Mick rarely fucked up stuff. With my shoddy memory, I'd fuck up all the time. (I'm not a fan of shoots) E've thought a LOT about becoming a wrestler. It's the job I could have in heaven Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted October 1, 2004 Saying you probably wouldn't be as good a wrestler as Mick Foley is like saying I probably wouldn't be as good a writer as Terry Pratchett (a little comical, not to everyone's taste, but hugely successful and popular). As in, it kind of goes without saying. I agree about the Chinese food though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vasarian_Brandy 0 Report post Posted October 1, 2004 Fury's Flurry Of Predilections! MAIN EVENT CAPTAIN FALL TAG MATCH Revolution Zero (Toxxic © and "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins) and "The Icon" Max King v. Andrea Montgomery © and Hollywood Boulevard (Mike Van Siclen and "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez) - Heels are bad. Plus I'm planning on punking Davis earlier in the night, so... Might as well give Rev-0 the 0-fer on the night. USJL TITLE MATCH David Cross© v. Danny Dagda - Really too close to call, but if IL doesn't write, I'll reach through my broadband and strangulate him. Really. What more motivation does he need? CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE MATCH Ryan Dustin © v. Austin Sly - Too close to call as well, but I think if anyone can retain a strap tonight, it can be Dustin. SINGLES MATCH Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix v. Stryke - People who lose titles usually come back and destroy their next opposition. Unless you've lost the World Championship, where you either retire or disappear mysteriously. HARDCORE TITLE MATCH Sean Davis © v. Christian Fury - ... You're kidding me, right? USJL TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP MATCH Uncle Filthy v. Evan Wolfe - Another too close one... Filthy impressed, but I get a 'good feeling' from Evan. NEW GUY MATCH "Blind" Ryan Klein v. Carnage - I'm thinking that some knowledge of the sport will win out over pure psychosis anyday. I think Ry knows what he's doing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Beingz0wningj00 Report post Posted October 2, 2004 Alive by sheer technicality. It is I, Jamie...ah you all don't give a damn. MAIN EVENT CAPTAIN FALL TAG MATCH Revolution Zero (Toxxic © and "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins) and "The Icon" Max King v. Andrea Montgomery © and Hollywood Boulevard (Mike Van Siclen and "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez) You know, I was hoping for Taamo to feud with Toxxic a bit, but that's done since Genesis. Andrea is always a solid upper mid babyface, while her team were(?) tag champs for a record breaking length... Go Team GOllywood BouleDREA USJL TITLE MATCH David Cross© v. Danny Dagda Cross CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE MATCH Ryan Dustin © v. Austin Sly copy Taamo's prediction SINGLES MATCH Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix v. Stryke La Cucaracha... La Cucaracha... nanananana HARDCORE TITLE MATCH Sean Davis © v. Christian Fury Go Fury USJL TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP MATCH Uncle Filthy v. Evan Wolfe Unlike Taamo... I shall go with Uncle Filthy... this like Uncle Sam represented by Bush?? BA-ZING NEW GUY MATCH "Blind" Ryan Klein v. Carnage Go Blind Ryan over overexposed Spiderman villain. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Blind Ryan Report post Posted October 2, 2004 I have unanimous support. HOOZAY!!! I'm WANTED!!! It's like a Kuoala near crapped a rainbow in my brain Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted October 2, 2004 I'm not realyl supporting you. I'm just trying to make Carnage so angry that he writes everything like this. Yeah. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frisco 0 Report post Posted October 2, 2004 I'm not realyl supporting you. I'm just trying to make Carnage so angry that he writes everything like this. Yeah. realyl? could it be a spelling error by toxxic? This is freakin' priceless. Of course I realize it's only a typo but having been nailed for my (numerous) grammatical errors forces me to point it out. toxxic made a spelling error laughs hysterically ok i'll go annoy someone else now Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janusd 0 Report post Posted October 2, 2004 Split Personality Because Of Boredom Edition! MAIN EVENT CAPTAIN FALL TAG MATCH Revolution Zero (Toxxic © and "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins) and "The Icon" Max King v. Andrea Montgomery © and Hollywood Boulevard (Mike Van Siclen and "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez) ~ Janus: Toxxic's team loses... and loses hard. ~ Terrence: Toxxic's a very... very... VERY good competitor... I'll back his team. USJL TITLE MATCH David Cross© v. Danny Dagda ~ Janus: The Dagda runt. ~ Terrence: Cross to retain. CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE MATCH Ryan Dustin © v. Austin Sly ~ Janus: Whichever one of these two isn't the ex-alcoholic wins. ~ Terrence: ... the opposite of what he said. SINGLES MATCH Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix v. Stryke ~ Janus: Laaaaaaandoooooon.... ~ Terrence: Laaaaandoooooooon.... HARDCORE TITLE MATCH Sean Davis © v. Christian Fury ~ Janus: ... ... ... ... ~ Terrence: I'm backing Fury... I don't think Janus wants to comment. USJL TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP MATCH Uncle Filthy v. Evan Wolfe ~ Janus: The wolf to eat that ugly hobo alive. ~ Terrence: Seconded, but not so harshly... NEW GUY MATCH "Blind" Ryan Klein v. Carnage ~ Janus: Carnage. Who's going to argue with a psychotic heel? ~ Terrence: ....Klein, then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted October 2, 2004 realyl? could it be a spelling error by toxxic? This is freakin' priceless. Of course I realize it's only a typo but having been nailed for my (numerous) grammatical errors forces me to point it out. toxxic made a spelling error laughs hysterically ok i'll go annoy someone else now That's okay. I'm barely literate, so I couldn't tell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ill One 0 Report post Posted October 2, 2004 MAIN EVENT CAPTAIN FALL TAG MATCH Revolution Zero (Toxxic © and "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins) and "The Icon" Max King v. Andrea Montgomery © and Hollywood Boulevard (Mike Van Siclen and "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez) ~Nice match, I'll go with team heel. USJL TITLE MATCH David Cross© v. Danny Dagda ~Cross to squash me. CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE MATCH Ryan Dustin © v. Austin Sly ~Dustin to retain. SINGLES MATCH Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix v. Stryke ~Maddix. HARDCORE TITLE MATCH Sean Davis © v. Christian Fury ~I'm rooting for Fury. USJL TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP MATCH Uncle Filthy v. Evan Wolfe ~Wolfe. NEW GUY MATCH "Blind" Ryan Klein v. Carnage ~CARNAGE Man, one day the joke will get old- but not today. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
