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Someone is paying 50 bucks for a phone call from the former leader of the Nation of Domination?

 

I thought this was about actually purchasing Ron Simmons. You know, so he could be like Benson for a tv series I'm making called, "Benson: The Texas Years"

 

I am disappointed.

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
Posted

That is simply amazing. I like Ron Simmons, but damn, just....damn.

Guest Anglesault
Posted
What dork would have Ron Simmons call their significant other for their anniversary?

The same dork that buys his wife an iron for her birthday.

 

A sleeping on the couch dork.

Guest Dynamite Kido
Posted
You are bidding on a 3 minute personal phone conversation with Ron Simmons and a 4x6 personally inscribed photo. This is a ONE OF A KIND gift. A one week advance will be required to fit this into Ron’s schedule. We will call anyone in the US and Canada only. I will have Ron on the line when I call you or the gift recipient. Conversation times are between 6pm-10pm cst Monday through Friday and 10a-9p Saturday and Sunday. All pending Ron’s schedule. We will do our best to call in the time frame you request. Payment is through Paypal only. Any question email me prior to bidding. Phone call WILL NOT be made until payment is received. We reserve the right to cancel any bidders with negative feedaback.

 

Honestly, how busy IS he these days???

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What dork would have Ron Simmons call their significant other for their anniversary?

The same dork that buys his wife an iron for her birthday.

 

A sleeping on the couch dork.

:lol:

 

...

 

 

Aw, shit...

 

...got take that iron back now.

Posted

I had a dream the other day (call me a mark/weird) that Ron Simmons returned at the 2005 WWE Royal Rumble, last eliminating Mr. McMahon, to win the Rumble and get a WWE Title Shot at JBL at WM 21. Also, **RHYNO** set the new endurance rumble for the Rumble, lasting 1 Hour and 12 minutes.

 

I have no idea why I imagined this.

 

Seeing the Faarooq/Simmons post makes me feel better/more sane, however.

Posted
I had a dream the other day (call me a mark/weird) that Ron Simmons returned at the 2005 WWE Royal Rumble, last eliminating Mr. McMahon, to win the Rumble and get a WWE Title Shot at JBL at WM 21.  Also, **RHYNO** set the new endurance rumble for the Rumble, lasting 1 Hour and 12 minutes.

 

I have no idea why I imagined this.

I wont call you weird, but I will say you had the most incredibly fucked up dream I've heard of in a long time.

 

I too am wondering why this must be fit into Ron's schedule. I haven't heard of him working many or any indy shows.

Guest Banders Kennany
Posted

Yeah really. I heard he was verge of retiring when they fired him. Hell he already retired once. This is a sad sight. I wonder how long before he pulls a Hacksaw and sells off the shitstained wrestling gear where the pictures even have a puff of shit on the ass of the pants. ::shudder::

Posted
Yeah really. I heard he was verge of retiring when they fired him. Hell he already retired once. This is a sad sight. I wonder how long before he pulls a Hacksaw and sells off the shitstained wrestling gear where the pictures even have a puff of shit on the ass of the pants. ::shudder::

yeah, but I think the Victoria bikini from WWE.com with Hershey Stains was worse. I mean, with Hacksaw, you expect it. This was something they were building as something sexy to buy... with a big brown streak down the middle.

 

I know the Buff Bagwell was mentioned to, but remember when the big whiny guy from the first season of Tough Enough auctioned off a match?

Posted
Talk to a true Football and Wrestling Legend, Ron Simmons! He has been a dominant fixture in Professional Wrestling since 1986. He has held the most prestigious titles in Wrestling, MCW Southern Tag-Team Champion, NWA Florida Champion, OVW Southern Tag-Team Champion ,WCW Champion, WCW Tag-Team Champion, 3-Time WWE Tag-Team Champion, 1992 PWI Most Inspirational Wrestler Of The Year. The leader of The Nation of Domination as "Faarooq Asad". He is respected by many fellow wrestlers and fans. As a fan you only watch wrestling on Television and maybe at a Live event but NEVER have you had a personal phone call from a true Wrestling Superstar. This is your chance to make a wrestling fans dream come true.

 

Funny thing being, wasn't he just Fararooq at that point?

Guest Banders Kennany
Posted

It's a tradeoff with the Gene Snitsky one in General Chat.

Posted

Ron Simmons isn't the guy selling this stuff....it's a "friend" of Ron Simmons, check the sellers other items, and info, and tyou'll figure this out. Simmons gave this guy some stuff and this guy is selling it for profit. Ron is probably just doing him a favor w/ the phone call

Guest lactose
Posted
"on the ebay". So Ron Simmons, who was in the WCW and in the WWE, is on the ebay....which is on the internets?

yup ;)

Posted
Ron Simmons isn't the guy selling this stuff....it's a "friend" of Ron Simmons, check the sellers other items, and info, and tyou'll figure this out. Simmons gave this guy some stuff and this guy is selling it for profit. Ron is probably just doing him a favor w/ the phone call

And thats what friends are for....profit :wub:

Guest Prof_Plague
Posted

That makes it even better. If I was a friend with someone with a name half-way recongnizable, of course I'd use him for my own profit. :cheers:

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