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*Eddie comes out to the ring in a Mini with the Page 3 Sun girls.

First, if the Page 3 girls aren't topless, then what's the point? Second, how many of them can you cram into a Mini? Third, I would've killed to see a modified Smart Car. With a bunch of topless Page 3 girls crammed in it.

 

That Smackdown sounded a lot better than the crap that was this monday's Raw. I suppose most people would just rather watch Evolution vs Random Top Face team pt. 931.

That's because Team Angle v2.0 doesn't have Dave, I suppose. Eh, doesn't matter, I'll still be watching Joey and The Apprentice...

I suppose that Dave Batista is a sure draw. He gains over points every time he appears in a suit.

 

Hm, wouldn't Batista vs Luther Reigns be a fun WM21 match?

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And it looks like my streak of watching Velocity shall end at a whole... one. *sigh* I miss when Velocity was passable to good for a short time.

No more Knoble = bad Velocity.

 

Spike vs. Scotty? Blech.

 

SD looks like it could be OK, but Velocity looks awful.

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I have to see Smackdown, simply for Kenzo singing "Living in America"

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I've just got home now. Pretty boring show, nothing much of note. RAW was miles better.

 

Felt like a house show, hardly anyone looked interested to be there (bar Rey Mysterio).

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The Undertaker pinned Heidenreich with a chokeslam and tombstone. Paul Heyman was chokeslammed as well.

 

So much for that push. Guess Taker nixed the program.

And THANK GOD for that.

You'd rather have Taker go over guys who could actually contribute good matches to the active roster?

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*The Battle Royal for the United States championship shot featured Kurt Angle, Mark Jindrak, Luther Reigns, Scotty Too Hotty, Orlando Jordan, Rob Van Dam, Rey Mysterio, The Dudleys, Billy Kidman, Funaki, Kenzo Suzuki, Rene Dupree, Rico, Eddie Guerrero, and the FBI. It came down to Angle and Mysterio with Rey winning. Rey will challenge Carlito Caribbean Cool for the WWE United States championship later during the taping.

 

*WWE United States champion Carlito Caribbean Cool pinned Rey Mysterio with a rollup and his hand on the ropes.

Wait.. Rey went over Angle in a Battle Royal, then Carlito had to cheat to beat him, even though Rey would have been tired from his previous match..

 

By Gawd, you guys were right. Rey's always getting sqashed :cheers:

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Carlito will end up with the JBL for US Title...don't expect any clean wins for him.

That's just what SD needs, another lame-duck champ. They now have JBL, CCC, Rene/Suzuki and Spike, with none of them ever picking up a clean win. Fantastic.

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Carlito will end up with the JBL for US Title...don't expect any clean wins for him.

That's just what SD needs, another lame-duck champ. They now have JBL, CCC, Rene/Suzuki and Spike, with none of them ever picking up a clean win. Fantastic.

Yup, and I expect Carly to end up being the next HTM. Meaning he won't do shit after this reign.

Guest Evolution
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Who admits to watching Joey.

 

Carlito spits on those who watch Joey.

Eh, I listen to BritPop and watch Power Rangers. I can handle admitting that I watch Joey...

It would be COOL if you didn't watch Joey this Thursday.

 

Anyway, Smackdown sounds a lot better than Raw, I'm sure Raw got a better reaction, but Raw just didn't seem that good on TV. I might actually check Smackdown out this week, lest I forget about it.

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Rob Van Dam pinned Rene Dupree after a German suplex.

 

*spits out water*

 

So, not only does Van Dam learn a new wrestling move, it's a finisher...and it's a german suplex? They could have at least given him a CREDIBLE move.

 

Unless it's a shock counter or something. But still...a german suplex winning a match?

Guest Heppyhack
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Rob Van Dam pinned Rene Dupree after a German suplex.

 

*spits out water*

 

So, not only does Van Dam learn a new wrestling move, it's a finisher...and it's a german suplex? They could have at least given him a CREDIBLE move.

 

Unless it's a shock counter or something. But still...a german suplex winning a match?

I must have been looking away that that point, because I could have sworn that the pin came from the Five Star. He did hit a huge release german suplex earlier in the match though, that Suzuki folded up from.

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The Undertaker pinned Heidenreich with a chokeslam and tombstone. Paul Heyman was chokeslammed as well.

 

So much for that push. Guess Taker nixed the program.

And THANK GOD for that.

You'd rather have Taker go over guys who could actually contribute good matches to the active roster?

I'm just happy to see Heidenrape being put back down into the card.

Guest Metallica
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I was at both shows, Smackdown was much better than Raw.

 

Even the Velocity matches were good (Scotty V Spike & Bubba Vs Rico), JBL V Holly was short, violent and funny, RVD V Dupre was good and RVD's release german suplex was brutal, the Battle Royal was very good with some great stuff with Rey and Angle, Calito V Rey was solid and Carlito looked better than most of the other new green guys and was good in working over Rey's arm. Eddie V Luther was short but a fun way to end the show.

 

Taker was over like crazy, I hope that made the TV show.

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The Undertaker pinned Heidenreich with a chokeslam and tombstone. Paul Heyman was chokeslammed as well.

 

So much for that push. Guess Taker nixed the program.

And THANK GOD for that.

You'd rather have Taker go over guys who could actually contribute good matches to the active roster?

I'm just happy to see Heidenrape being put back down into the card.

I think that was off camera since Taker is you know dead and all

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