CBright7831 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2004 It's underneath my bed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Just call me Dan 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2004 Time for a new pet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BX 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2004 I found a rat who had given birth in my underwear drawer, so shut your mouth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CBright7831 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2004 Time for a new pet. We have a cat, but I don't want my room to get bloody. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CBright7831 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2004 I found a rat who had given birth in my underwear drawer, so shut your mouth. ... Ew. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dogbert 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2004 Use a mousetrap baited with either peanut butter or bacon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CBright7831 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2004 Use a mousetrap baited with either peanut butter or bacon. What if we don't have a mousetrap handy at the moment? I seriously don't know how it got into the house - unless it came up the vent. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BX 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2004 Wait for it with a mallet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2004 Use a mousetrap baited with either peanut butter or bacon. No. Let that thing loose in a field or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruiser Chong 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2004 To hell with people who give you suggestions that don't involve killing it. So it's a "defenseless" animal, big deal? Is that your problem? No. Go out to a hardware store in the morning and get one of those new traps that snap shut and can be reused. They're a lot easier than the classic kind and almost impossible to get your finger caught in. If you don't want to kill the thing and it's not that big, they sell glue traps that'll just trap it on there. Of course, that means you're going to have to pick the damn thing up with a live mouse attached, which is why I opt for the snap traps. Honestly, I don't like strange people in my house, why would I want a possibly diseased vermin in here? Regardless of how it got in there, you want to get it out before it starts reproducing. Could be a long winter if it gets that far. Believe me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Use Your Illusion 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2004 Go and fucking buy a mousetrap, you cheap asshole. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Salacious Crumb Report post Posted December 3, 2004 Wait for it to poke it's little head out and step on it. There won't be that much blood. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted December 3, 2004 Stand on a chair and scream like a girl. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hhheld_down Report post Posted December 3, 2004 Stand on a chair and scream like a girl. or on your bed.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2004 It's underneath my bed. Shouldn't it be next to your computer? OMGROFLMAO I'm sorry... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2004 Whatever you do, don't give the mouse a cookie. I learned how that turned out the hard way. And PLEASE don't give a moose a muffin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tom 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2004 At my last apartment, my roommate's cats handled the one mouse that somehow managed to get in. We just watched and laughed. My advice: get a cat. If you can, borrow one to deal with this. Or stop being a skinflint and buy a good mousetrap. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2004 Don't ask for my JJ. He'll either run away or play with it... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted December 3, 2004 My cat, Benny the Tooth, would fit it for cement shoes. Just bust it with a tennis racket or a boot or something. Do you have it cornered or is it in the walls? I'm good with varmints. If it's crafty, I can recommend some toxins you have in your house already. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cuban Linx 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2004 Try and kill it in a series of wacky misadventures much like the movie Mouse Hunt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2004 Write a song to commemorate the occassion. At the very least, you can claim to be a better musician than Britney Spears. *this snide comment brought to you by the year 2001* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Smues Report post Posted December 3, 2004 My girlfriend had a mouse problem. She got those sonic things that send out some sound wave that kills the mouse. Seems to work and she hasn't had a problem since. Had to move her gerbil out of the house for a while though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted December 4, 2004 There's a wocket in my pocket. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted December 4, 2004 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brett Favre 0 Report post Posted December 4, 2004 Become friends. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kahran Ramsus 0 Report post Posted December 4, 2004 If you don't want blood, just get a snake. They'll swallow them whole. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CBright7831 0 Report post Posted December 4, 2004 I think it's gone now. BTW, am I the only one here that hasn't seen Mouse Hunt? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kahran Ramsus 0 Report post Posted December 4, 2004 I think it's gone now. BTW, am I the only one here that hasn't seen Mouse Hunt? I haven't. Usually if there is something in the house that will eat it (cats, snakes, large birds), they won't stick around long unless they are desperate for food. On the downside, if you have neighbours with those things and you don't, expect to have a mouse congregation in your house every so often. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AboveAverage484 0 Report post Posted December 4, 2004 This is one of the funniest threads I have read in a while, especially Thumbtack's post of the stick figure picture. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CBright7831 0 Report post Posted December 4, 2004 One of my cats was under the bed today, but it ran out when I came into my room. A few years ago, we had a rat come in from under the floor and steal a dogbone. My dad saw the dog bone being dragged underneath. It finally ate some poison we put out for it, and whe nwe saw it crawling to it's death, it was fat. Since then we've only had one mouse and that was two years ago. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
