I don't understand what the Blazin' Squad is.

[The Czech Republic 0]

MC Spike-E - Real name Sam Foulkes - Chosen because he has spikey hair.

MC Reepa - Real name Stuart Baker - Chosen because he liked the sound of it.

MC Strider - Real name Mustafa Omer - Chosen because he is a fast runner.

MC Krazy - Real name Lee Bailey - Chosen because he has mad moments.

MC Freek - Real name Oliver Georgiou - Chosen because his favourite pirate station is Freek FM.

MC Melo-D - Real name Chris McKeckney - Chosen because he liked the sound of it.

MC Kenzie - Real name James McKenzie - Chosen by splitting his surname.

MC Plat'num - Real name Marcel Sommerville - Chosen because he liked it (originally was Rocky-B because he liked rocky movies).

MC Flava - Real name James Murray - Chosen because he likes different flavours of music.

DJ Tommy-B - Real name Tom Beasley - Chosen by using his name.

 

 

This can't lead to anything good.

[Guest Mindless_Aggression]

I have no idea what this is, but it truly bothers and disturbs me on several levels.

 

MC Freek is officially my favorite. Namely because I read his name explanation wrong and thought it listed his favorite pirate.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Blazin Squad suck.

 

Why are you talking about them?

[Murmuring Beast 0]

They are a very bad (and English) boy band.

 

English and bad - they don't have much going for them.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Worked out fine for me.

[DCMaximo 0]

Blazing Squad are my favourite crap British boyband for several reasons. First is the fact their first single was a really crap cover of "Crossroads" by Bone Thugs And Harmony. Second is the fact that I signed my housemate up for the Blazin' Squad mailing list, which sent him constant e-mails which used a laughable variety of "urban" language and thirdly is the fact that they try to give off a tough, cutting-edge street look, but then release incredibly soppy singles that even Boyz II Men wouldn't touch. Utterly hilarious.

[The Czech Republic 0]

MC Krazy - Real name Lee Bailey - Chosen because he has mad moments.

This is my favorite.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

I prefer this one.

 

DJ Tommy-B - Real name Tom Beasley - Chosen by using his name

[Golgo 13 0]

 

 

Wow.

[razazteca 0]

Should'nt they be wearing football jerseys or something?

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

MC Kenzie - Real name James McKenzie - Chosen by splitting his surname

 

That's the best one.

[The Czech Republic 0]

I think I remember welshjerichomark saying she was a Blazin' Squad fan.

[Slayer 0]

The black guy has "token" written all over him

[Black Lushus 0]

MC Kenzie - Real name James McKenzie - Chosen by splitting his surname

 

That's the best one.

that is actually quite clever...

 

 

anyway, this shit can't be good...so are they rap or what? I'd lump them in with Crazytown, Kottonmouth Kings and ICP in levels of suckiness, I'm sure...

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

I've heard countless songs they've done, and I can't remember what any of them sound like.

 

Ironically, after saying DJ Tommy-B was my "favourite", I've found out he's coming to do a public appearance at my local shopping centre.

 

YAY!

[justsoyouknow 0]

 

One of these things is not like the others...

[Guest INXS]

Da Squad are for the 8-13 year old girl market, and yeah they are pretty silly. Some of their songs have been not too bad though, in a throw away pop kind of way.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

British Menudo.

[welshjerichomark 0]

You boys are so slow, i was pimping these lot like two years ago. Get with the programme yo. They are actually quite cool, in a so bad they're good kind of way. Ive seen them <<live>> twice. But GLC are the ones to watch right now.

[welshjerichomark 0]

Oh and a lot of their lyrics make no sense.

 

 

(flava)

Nobody wants blood to be spilt

It's all about the music

Love writes hits

The mics they get used

When people write lyrics for opinions of the critics

That makes the world spin so

(rocky B)

Lightening don't strike in the same place twice

Fight to death call it suicide

I'm a warrior, a death match courier

Sorry now you're gonna be sorrier

Wanna hate what ya don't understand

Acting bait coz I'm fightin' your clan

Iron fist when I tighten my hand

So enlighten your mans

Brighten the stands

Cos you're hiding and prang

Your breaders ain't killing me

Rocksimus who's killing me

Blazin' up caught chilling

Coming back like a trilogy G

You and your boys wanna deal with me

You ain't feelin me

You got beef with me

You got cheek to be starting beef

Coz ya can't ride beats with me

You and your boys try hatin' me

But the pain's gettin shared out equally

That's how it's done

(chorus)

Nobody wants blood to be spilt

It's all about the music

Love writes hits

The mics they get used

When people write lyrics for opinions of the critics

That makes the world spin so

Nobody wants blood to be spilt

It's all about the music

Love writes hits

The mics they get used

When people write lyrics for opinions of the critics

That makes the world spin so

( Strider)

Steppin' to me it's a fact you'll get bored

I'm possessed like a demon

As I draw for my sword

Engraved writing on it sayin' the snipers the lord

The best warrior in the land countries in the world

I've got powers like a god

I control the sky

Things I'll do to you

Would even make the friggin devil cry

I swing swords like soul calibre

A legend like Excalibur

Blood thirsty for the next challenger

(Spike-e)

Who dares wins when you're playin my game

Chillin' on rooftops kids who are playin'

Gonna draw for swords

And the lyric that I gain gonna buss the door

In the pouring rain

(flava)

yo yo

Guess who's next

Draw swords when I'm on it

I blow heads abroad

I blow lost profit

You've never heard before

Brain cells lock it

Pocket knives endure

But you wish you never

Coz I'm clever with these lyrics

Forever I'm gonna run this

(Nobody wants blood to be spilt coz)

Flava this Flava that but who done this

You know me I'm the same old same old G

 

Nobody wants blood to be spilt

It's all about the music

Love writes hits

The mics they get used

When people write lyrics for opinions of the critics

That makes the world spin so

Nobody wants blood to be spilt

It's all about the music

Love writes hits

The mics they get used

When people write lyrics for opinions of the critics

That makes the world spin so

(freek)

Freeze, as I enter your ends

Anytime anywhere

when ur started to stare

Fightin' ya now we'll be fightin' ya there

Coz it's all about the music

Give it ten out of ten

I'll thrive on your blood

Hungry for your skin

Chop up your bones

And put you in my tin

I'm the brother of the devil

And the master of Satan

I'm the feeling in your body

And I'm gonna make you cringe

(kenzie)

Don't watch me battle

My duel a cold hearted bout

Hear the screams as you shout

While you're flat on your back

You know there's no turnin' back

You wanna piece of me

askin 4 beef wid me

Ain't no sequel to me

So take a shot at me

You gonna make it you best

You try to slash my chest

I'm badder than the rest

Coz you know I'll defend

Clash straight to the end

Next contender

Try to contend my arena

Step into my surroundings

No emotions

No commotions

There is no feelings

I'm the favourite as well ya know

Coz there's no holds barred

And anything will go

(rocky B)

Nobody wants it

Nobody wants it

(kenzie)

Next contender, try to contend

(rocky B)

Nobody wants it

Nobody wants it

(repeat 2 fade)

 

It's got quite a nice little tune to it though.

[TheFranchise 0]

^^

 

Oh.. my.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

You boys are so slow, i was pimping these lot like two years ago.

That was before they all hit puberty. Now I guess they have street cred.

 

And, like Slayer said, I would have loved to see the black kid wear a shirt with a "T" on it...

[mister foozel 0]

MAN. these guys are, like, SOOOOOO BADASS

[TheFranchise 0]

MAN. these guys are, like, SOOOOOO BADASS

[The Czech Republic 0]

Get with the programme yo.

That is so cool.

[mister foozel 0]

MAN. these guys are, like, SOOOOOO BADASS

You took that the wrong way

 

What are you? Straight or somethin'?

[Guest DVD Spree]

Karl tells you everything you need to know:

 

http://dvdtimes.co.uk/content.php?contentid=6084

 

Man, I've never been so happy to have grown up and developed the ability not to buy pop music any more.

[King Cucaracha 0]

Remember that thread in HD where 'Chav' was this year's buzz-word. Apparantly, these kids are chav.

 

Sad thing is, there's so many punks who dress and act like them here in Britain, either intentionally or un-intentionally. Asking them for the time is apparantly reason enough to 'rip your fuckin' throat out, guv'.

 

"Yeah, we all 'ang out togevver innit"

 

Amen.

[Guest DVD Spree]

Remember that thread in HD where 'Chav' was this year's buzz-word. Apparantly, these kids are chav.

Reminds me of something really pithy on someone's FaceParty account:

 

"Do chavs REALISE that they're chavs?"

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

I do...