Chuck Woolery Posted December 7, 2004 Report Posted December 7, 2004 (edited) The Smartmarks Wrestling Federation presents... SWF STORM, DECEMBER 10, 2004, LIVE FROM THE RADIO CITY MUSIC HALL IN NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK! (5:00pm PDT, 8:00pm EDT; check local listings) Send marked matches, promos, etc. to Thoth Move over, Rockettes! Just two shows away from SWF Slay Ride, the Smartmarks Wrestling Federation invades Radio City Music Hall for the last Storm of the year! Slay Ride should begin to take shape here, with the World Heavyweight Championship #1 Contender being crowned tonight! Surely other people will want to get good matches for Slay Ride, and they'd better be setting things up tonight! MAIN EVENT COLD FRONT CLASSIC FINALS 2 OUT OF 3 FALLS MATCH #1 Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix (SWF Intercontinental-Television Champion) v. #3 Sacred -> It's been just over a month since the Cold Front Classic began, and tonight it comes to an end! Landon Maddix has gone through Christian Fury and a ladder match with "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins to get to this point, and you know he'll be hungry for a shot at the SWF Championship that only barely eluded him last time. Sacred, meanwhile, bested Manson in the first round, and knocked off the higher-seeded Max King in a second-round cage match. Sacred has made a huge impact since his return at Ashes 2 Ashes, and a victory here would give him a chance at a second title reign -- however, that chance would come against the leader of his current faction, Toxxic! Rules: The first person to defeat their opponent twice wins. Falls come through pins, DQs, count-outs, or making your opponent submit. Word Limit: 10000 Marker: Chuck Woolery, Thoth and Suicide King. TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Revolution Zero (Toxxic and Sean Davis, SWF Tag Team Champions) v. Hollywood Boulevard (Ghost and "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez) -> There truly is no rest for the wicked tonight, as the SWF Tag Team Champions, four days off of their title victory, find themselves defending the belts once again. There were some shady circumstances in play on Smarkdown, and more importantly -- the winning submission was not on either member of Hollywood Boulevard! The team of Toxxic and Sean Davis is 1-0, but with nobody there to distract them from the champs, can Hollywood Boulevard pull off the huge victory? Rules: Standard tag rules. Word Limit: 5000 Marker: Justice HARDCORE MATCH Danny Dagda (accompanied by the Rockettes) v. Carnage -> Two hardcore warriors will fight to decide who moves ahead in line for a shot at Hardcore Gamers' Champion Sean Davis! Danny Dagda has a huge emotional and physical advantage, as he'll have the Radio City Rockettes in his corner! Will this be enough of an advantage to give him the victory over the combustible Carnage? Rules: Oh my God there's no rules how can this be? Word Limit: 4500 Marker: Dace59 HOLY HELL MATCH "The Icon" Max King v. Manson v. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins -> So we've got three guys. There's three of them. They all seem to be very nice people. So naturally, they're going to be fighting in a church. Merry fucking Christmas. Rules: Brawl in a church. If you are thrown out of the church, are pinned, or are made to submit, you lose. Last man standing wins. Word Limit: 5500 Marker: 5_moves_of_doom Opening Promo: Kaine Also on STORM: Kaine, fresh off a NASTY I Just Broke Your Neck courtesy of Spike Jenkins, will likely have words for the Cruiserweight Champion! Christian Fury and David Cross, not booked after losing their Tag straps, might say something about it, but it's highly unlikely! Plus: Who will be the first to say that SWF Slay Ride was the worst PPV name ever? Well guess what -- I didn't come up with it, Tom did! The joke's on you, and the STORM is on Friday! Edited December 9, 2004 by Chuck Woolery
Ace309 Posted December 7, 2004 Report Posted December 7, 2004 I would like to remind people that Tom Flesher is now living in New York City and will be in the front row. Probably with law books and laptop computer.
hhh6294 Posted December 7, 2004 Report Posted December 7, 2004 If no one else has any big plans for the opening promo spot, I'd like to call it. Revenge = Ratingz.
King Cucaracha Posted December 7, 2004 Report Posted December 7, 2004 Call me stupid, but why does my match have three markers? Have I got to send the match to all three, as I assume...or just one, who'll send it on to the others.
chirs3 Posted December 7, 2004 Report Posted December 7, 2004 Oh heck. I just booked something for Friday last night - I may still be able to mark, I'll have to check the times, but I may need to pull out of this one. Shame, too - it looks like a doozy.
Ace309 Posted December 7, 2004 Report Posted December 7, 2004 He's working on a majority vote, Landon.
Dace59 Posted December 7, 2004 Report Posted December 7, 2004 *Slips Tom some more money and walks away*
Chuck Woolery Posted December 7, 2004 Author Report Posted December 7, 2004 Call me stupid, but why does my match have three markers? Have I got to send the match to all three, as I assume...or just one, who'll send it on to the others. We'd appreciate it if you sent it to all three, but if you're in a rush to get off the computer you can probably send it to just one of us and tellwhichever one to pass it along to our marker buddies. Also, Tom already fielded the question, but yes -- we're trying a new format for this main event. Instead of one person's opinion deciding the match, we're going to have all three markers read both matches and then secretly vote for the winner. We're trying to cut down on margin of error in bigger matches -- if this winds up being an effective system, it'll probably be done more often.
King Cucaracha Posted December 8, 2004 Report Posted December 8, 2004 Call me stupid, but why does my match have three markers? Have I got to send the match to all three, as I assume...or just one, who'll send it on to the others. We'd appreciate it if you sent it to all three, but if you're in a rush to get off the computer you can probably send it to just one of us and tellwhichever one to pass it along to our marker buddies. Also, Tom already fielded the question, but yes -- we're trying a new format for this main event. Instead of one person's opinion deciding the match, we're going to have all three markers read both matches and then secretly vote for the winner. We're trying to cut down on margin of error in bigger matches -- if this winds up being an effective system, it'll probably be done more often. Right, thanks. Nice idea too. Although, I'm not sure if I'll be able to put Van Siclen, King AND Raynor over in one match.
Ace309 Posted December 8, 2004 Report Posted December 8, 2004 Sadly, the bribe money just isn't going to stretch as far.
Justice Posted December 8, 2004 Report Posted December 8, 2004 (edited) NOTE: I have a new name (w00ty). Send it to Justice, not the old one. I've edited the card to this effect. - TMF Edited December 8, 2004 by Ace309
Chuck Woolery Posted December 9, 2004 Author Report Posted December 9, 2004 Landon, Sacred take note -- Chris Raynor has been subbed out for Thoth as marker for the main event. Thoth, if that's going to be a problem let me know.
muzz Posted December 9, 2004 Report Posted December 9, 2004 Between getting a job and my pro gaming, I haven't had much time to write, so I won't be giving in anything spectacular at all.
muzz Posted December 10, 2004 Report Posted December 10, 2004 Looks like I might not be able to hand anything in at all.
Toxxic Posted December 10, 2004 Report Posted December 10, 2004 *awaits a double no-show* Ah well, that'll make my PPV easier.
King Cucaracha Posted December 10, 2004 Report Posted December 10, 2004 No chance! Van Siccy has my match in. 7k plus...
muzz Posted December 11, 2004 Report Posted December 11, 2004 Don't delete my post because we didn't talk to you in chat.
King Cucaracha Posted December 11, 2004 Report Posted December 11, 2004 *paging Thoth* Muzz...did you show in the end, because I really wanted to get on with the next show's promo if I can.
Thoth Posted December 11, 2004 Report Posted December 11, 2004 Where the crap are the matches that are supposed to be in my box?
Zack Malibu Posted December 11, 2004 Report Posted December 11, 2004 I've no clue, but let me know if you have mine in, because I'll resend it if you don't.
Dace59 Posted December 11, 2004 Report Posted December 11, 2004 *Looks at his sent box* Ok, so that message didnt go through. Ahhhh fuck!
Toxxic Posted December 11, 2004 Report Posted December 11, 2004 *slaps Dace around the head* Bad Brummie! *loses arm*
Dace59 Posted December 11, 2004 Report Posted December 11, 2004 Bah, teach me not the check that I actually sent things when I'm really tired. Sorry people I'm a fuck up.
Chuck Woolery Posted December 11, 2004 Author Report Posted December 11, 2004 I actually don't think it was just you, Dace...
King Cucaracha Posted December 11, 2004 Report Posted December 11, 2004 Never Trust A Student Starring Dace Night as "The Student" Mike Van Siclen as "The Principal" and Danny Dagda as "Guy Who Stands In The Hallway #3"
Dace59 Posted December 11, 2004 Report Posted December 11, 2004 But at least I didnt actually have anything to send in. In other news, the lazy student life is great.
King Cucaracha Posted December 11, 2004 Report Posted December 11, 2004 This Dagda running gag is gonna fall on it's ass if Dagda starts showing.
Toxxic Posted December 11, 2004 Report Posted December 11, 2004 I'd like a part in the movie as 'The Graduate'. But I'm replacing Mrs Robinson with Superstar's sister.
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