Giuseppe Zangara Posted January 9, 2005 Report Posted January 9, 2005 80 degrees, not a cloud in the sky. I feel like I'm going to die.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted January 9, 2005 Author Report Posted January 9, 2005 Listen, this is serious. Maybe if I had bloody feces, you people would care.
EL BRUJ0 Posted January 9, 2005 Report Posted January 9, 2005 How many cigs was that, Inc. and how long did it take you?
1234-5678 Posted January 9, 2005 Report Posted January 9, 2005 Be thankful you have nice weather. Oh, and I was lost for two hours trying to find this broad's place in Philly last night, during which time I am sure I walked 5 or more miles, so suck it up champ.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted January 9, 2005 Author Report Posted January 9, 2005 I think I smoked six of them, but they're cloves, so it's like I smoked 18 non-goth cigarettes.
Guest hhheld_down Posted January 9, 2005 Report Posted January 9, 2005 I think I smoked six of them, but they're cloves, so it's like I smoked 18 non-goth cigarettes. no wander u feel like your going to die what on earth made you want to do that?
Jingus Posted January 9, 2005 Report Posted January 9, 2005 Waaaaah. The other week I had to walk about the same distance just to buy a pack of cigarettes... and did the whole thing in about 20 degrees on a sheet of solid ice the whole way. Fell twice. But hey, it was for a good cause (feeding my future tumor), so I suppose it was worth it.
Golgo 13 Posted January 9, 2005 Report Posted January 9, 2005 I think I smoked six of them, but they're cloves, so it's like I smoked 18 non-goth cigarettes. no wander u feel like your going to die what on earth made you want to do that?
Giuseppe Zangara Posted January 9, 2005 Author Report Posted January 9, 2005 Hey, heart attacks start with a tingling in the left arm, right?
Giuseppe Zangara Posted January 9, 2005 Author Report Posted January 9, 2005 Everything I do is for the board.
Open the Muggy Gate Posted January 9, 2005 Report Posted January 9, 2005 I'm no expert, but I think it does. Man, thank God I don't smoke...
Banter Posted January 9, 2005 Report Posted January 9, 2005 Listen, this is serious. Maybe if I had bloody feces, you people would care. Fuck you, you did this to yourself. You chose to chain smoke for 2 miles. You get no pity from me, sucka.
Art Sandusky Posted January 9, 2005 Report Posted January 9, 2005 Six cloves, all in a row? What's the point?
Giuseppe Zangara Posted January 9, 2005 Author Report Posted January 9, 2005 An enthusiasm for self-flagellation!
King Cucaracha Posted January 9, 2005 Report Posted January 9, 2005 Guys, he walked 2 miles. He clearly did it for the exercise.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted January 9, 2005 Author Report Posted January 9, 2005 For the rest of the day, I'm drinking nothing but water and eating nothing but carrots.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted January 9, 2005 Author Report Posted January 9, 2005 I'm bookmarking this thread for the next time I feel like a round of chainsmoking.
Banter Posted January 9, 2005 Report Posted January 9, 2005 You're probably going to die. Can I have your DVD's?
Giuseppe Zangara Posted January 9, 2005 Author Report Posted January 9, 2005 All my DVDs are snotty foreign films that are three hours long and feature abundant male nudity. And BASEketball.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted January 9, 2005 Author Report Posted January 9, 2005 My only memory of BASEketball—which I haven't seen in six years—was the scene where Jenny McCarthy hands Robert Vaughn a chromeless trailer hitch.
Spaceman Spiff Posted January 9, 2005 Report Posted January 9, 2005 You should talk about this during your radio show.
Edwin MacPhisto Posted January 9, 2005 Report Posted January 9, 2005 I remember a scene where they said something along the lines of "Thank god for our giant penises" and then let their peni unfurl.
Spaceman Spiff Posted January 9, 2005 Report Posted January 9, 2005 BASEketball? Adventures in ambulatory smoking.
Sideburnious Posted January 9, 2005 Report Posted January 9, 2005 2 miles? how long did that take you? 30 mins? Now if you walked it backwards i'll be extra impressed
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted January 10, 2005 Report Posted January 10, 2005 Residuals from meeting me. Just switch to a decent tobacco cigarette, Incandenza, they're much milder. Try Camel Turkish Golds, they're light and don't blatantly taste like tar, without any pesky menthol aftertaste, although I recall you trying menthols before, in which case Turkish Jade Lights are probably more your speed. Don't smoke Marlboros.
Jingus Posted January 10, 2005 Report Posted January 10, 2005 Turkish Jades are indeed the finest tobacco product ever discovered or produced by the human race.
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