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New Pic of Jessica Simpson in "Dukes of Hazzard"

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Not that new, these have been around for a few weeks now, if not longer.

 

And not that hot ... I like skinny chicks and she still does nothing for me.

 

Jessica Simpson is teh overrated.

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And she had to starve herself WHY?

 

The only thing I remember about Daisey Duke:

Ass

Legs

 

 

She wasn't a stick figure for god sake.

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Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly

How long ago was this filmed? I remember reading somewhere that Nick was unhappy that she lost all the weight and her tits shrunk up.

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Guest Evolution

Okay, so maybe Jessica Simpson keeping her hair blonde for the role of Daisy Duke is fucking retarded.

 

But David Koechner as Cooter is genius.

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Guest Mindless_Aggression

The poor girl needs a sandwich and a bag placed gently yet forcefully over her head.

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Guest Flyboy
Right, cuz she's ugly in the face.

With a disgustingly skinny body like that, how her face looks is far from beside the point.

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I'm glad I'm not the only person who thinks she is ugly. Usually I preface that by saying that despite her slammin body, but damn, that's horrible. Now not only is she ugly, she also needs to eat a double whopper or three.

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I remember seeing this picture being shown on one of those Entertainment Tonight type shows and they were like "Jessica shows off her new sexier body" and they were talking about all the work she did to get in "shape" for the role and would be releasing a excersise book. That was the weekend I lost all faith in white people. You guys are bringing it back now. Cause I understand not everyone is in to the "Ripper Sig worthy" bodies like I am, but for the love of fuck, what is sexy about a ribcage.

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Actually no, some of us still have these things called standards and don't see celebrities as anything more than regular people. I wouldn't fuck her just because if she wasn't famous and I wouldn't do it for worthless bragging rights.

 

And Ripper....dude, don't look at me. I'd rather have the one in your sig over the stick figures. There is nothing sexy about a rib cage.

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Guest netslob

uh, Jessie, dear...it's called "food"...look into it.

 

Every single one of you would bang her in a second. Come on.

 

i would, i admit. but i'd be afraid of her splitting in half.

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