Jobber of the Week 0 Report post Posted February 1, 2005 And London. London looks like he puts on 15 years in good light. Maybe it's because on TV he looks like a child next to all the hosses. I'll say Jericho and Kendrick since all my other favorites went all ugly at one point or another. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tekcop 0 Report post Posted February 1, 2005 Edge and AJ Styles are both pretty great. AJ's got a great ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest jumpingbombangel Report post Posted February 1, 2005 Me love you long time! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted February 1, 2005 My serious gay answer is Jeff Hardy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted February 1, 2005 Mine's Rene Dupree or Randy Orton. Or Batista since I know he's a techno fan and dresses well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Loss Report post Posted February 1, 2005 Long hair is for women and pansies, so that automatically disqualifies a lot of wrestlers. My personal favorites? Nikita Koloff Bill Goldberg John Cena Randy Orton Steve Austin The Rock Shelton Benjamin Mark Jindrak Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest netslob Report post Posted February 1, 2005 i don't have any particular man-crushes myself, so i'll share with you my mom's picks: Randy Orton: her latest crush...in her words "He looks like a young Kurt Russell". Batista Goldberg RVD: "The best ass in wrestling". Edge Bryan Clark (aka Adam Bomb, Wrath): "Looks like a young Burt Reynolds"...yeah REALLY young. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Betty Houle 0 Report post Posted February 1, 2005 Booker T Edge Batista is disqualified because of his belly button tatoo. BITD: Nikita Koloff Magnum T.A. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooneyTune Report post Posted February 1, 2005 Edge looks like a fucking homeless punk rocker who couldn't make it big. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nl5xsk1 0 Report post Posted February 1, 2005 Batista is disqualified because of his belly button tatoo. Not that many people would have the balls to say it to him (me included) but how fucking queer is it to have your belly button tattooed? I don't even think "queer" is the right word, it's out-and-out effeminate. Edge looks like a fucking homeless punk rocker who couldn't make it big. What does having long hair have to do with being a punk? I'd say he looks more like a nu-metal guy that couldn't make it big. If he had some sort of mohawk or spiked-thing going, then I could see the punk reference. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooneyTune Report post Posted February 1, 2005 Eh... I don't keep up with the 1,079 names for different kinds of music, but if nu-metal fits, then so be it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted February 1, 2005 RVDs ass is way up on his back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Some Guy 0 Report post Posted February 1, 2005 My mom thought Scott Hall was cute. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted February 1, 2005 My mom was a fan of Billy Gunn and Val Venis. Hated Shawn Michaels, cause he was a "sissy". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChick 0 Report post Posted February 1, 2005 Edge looks like a fucking homeless punk rocker who couldn't make it big. Psh, whatever. RVD: "The best ass in wrestling". Yeah he does. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pgi86 0 Report post Posted February 1, 2005 A serious gay answer here: AJ Styles Randy Orton Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooneyTune Report post Posted February 1, 2005 No fair... that's actually a good picture of Edge. Recently he look like he crawled out of a dumpster. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MARTYEWR 0 Report post Posted February 1, 2005 If it's worth anything, back in 1998, my mom thought Undertaker had "fantastic hair". My girlfriend likes Randy Orton. Likes Simon Dean too, but I think it's just because of his character (she's not a wrestling fan). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest jumpingbombangel Report post Posted February 1, 2005 There's not enough love for Batista's sexuality here. So what if he has a belly-button tattoo? He's easily the sexiest in the WWE. Cena's a good second choice as far as looks go, but...Randy Orton is the guy equivalent of a butterface...great body with a face as goofy as hell. I can't get turned on at all by looking at Orton's "duhwha" mug. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChick 0 Report post Posted February 1, 2005 I agree about Orton. If we paper brown bagged it, sure I could dig. But his beady eyes annoy me. Batista's too roided up. But he does get points for style. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted February 1, 2005 Hiroshi Tanahashi Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted February 1, 2005 Kenta Kobashi used to look like Hercules or something when he was young. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideburnious 0 Report post Posted February 1, 2005 I'm sure Trent Acid's name would appear somewhere Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Loss Report post Posted February 1, 2005 Wow, you guys are into some twinks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChick 0 Report post Posted February 1, 2005 I like the small cruisers. They're so cute! Alright, I'm done now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted February 1, 2005 Trent Acid's abdomen is too long. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest jumpingbombangel Report post Posted February 1, 2005 I like the small cruisers. They're so cute! Alright, I'm done now. Word that! Y'aint never loved you a small guy, though, until you've loved up on some Spike Dudley. Best hugs in the business. I even got to touch THE GOATEE after Smackdown last week! Yep, little guys need lovin' too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly Report post Posted February 2, 2005 What's with all this gayness around here? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Reservoir_Kitty Report post Posted February 2, 2005 Me love you long time! Yep, count me in on the Batista love-fest. Grrrrowl, baby! *swoon* LOL @ the Orton comments... he sure does look like a dumbass, doesn't he? I mean, he has his moments where he's okay, but last night on Raw, he looked like his face was swollen from a food allergy. Bleargh. I would also accept Jericho, Edge, or Nunzio. Yes, I think Nunzio is hot. ...Shut up. Edit: Holy fuck, I forgot the Rock. If he showed up once in awhile, I might remember my steamy crush on him, but noooooo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Just John 0 Report post Posted February 2, 2005 The one girl I know that likes wrestling said Orton. My mom said Kidman and (if he counts) Mike Mizanin were good looking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
