Jobber of the Week Posted February 1, 2005 Report Posted February 1, 2005 And London. London looks like he puts on 15 years in good light. Maybe it's because on TV he looks like a child next to all the hosses. I'll say Jericho and Kendrick since all my other favorites went all ugly at one point or another.
tekcop Posted February 1, 2005 Report Posted February 1, 2005 Edge and AJ Styles are both pretty great. AJ's got a great ass.
Nighthawk Posted February 1, 2005 Report Posted February 1, 2005 My serious gay answer is Jeff Hardy.
Art Sandusky Posted February 1, 2005 Report Posted February 1, 2005 Mine's Rene Dupree or Randy Orton. Or Batista since I know he's a techno fan and dresses well.
Guest Loss Posted February 1, 2005 Report Posted February 1, 2005 Long hair is for women and pansies, so that automatically disqualifies a lot of wrestlers. My personal favorites? Nikita Koloff Bill Goldberg John Cena Randy Orton Steve Austin The Rock Shelton Benjamin Mark Jindrak
Guest netslob Posted February 1, 2005 Report Posted February 1, 2005 i don't have any particular man-crushes myself, so i'll share with you my mom's picks: Randy Orton: her latest crush...in her words "He looks like a young Kurt Russell". Batista Goldberg RVD: "The best ass in wrestling". Edge Bryan Clark (aka Adam Bomb, Wrath): "Looks like a young Burt Reynolds"...yeah REALLY young.
Betty Houle Posted February 1, 2005 Report Posted February 1, 2005 Booker T Edge Batista is disqualified because of his belly button tatoo. BITD: Nikita Koloff Magnum T.A.
Guest LooneyTune Posted February 1, 2005 Report Posted February 1, 2005 Edge looks like a fucking homeless punk rocker who couldn't make it big.
nl5xsk1 Posted February 1, 2005 Report Posted February 1, 2005 Batista is disqualified because of his belly button tatoo. Not that many people would have the balls to say it to him (me included) but how fucking queer is it to have your belly button tattooed? I don't even think "queer" is the right word, it's out-and-out effeminate. Edge looks like a fucking homeless punk rocker who couldn't make it big. What does having long hair have to do with being a punk? I'd say he looks more like a nu-metal guy that couldn't make it big. If he had some sort of mohawk or spiked-thing going, then I could see the punk reference.
Guest LooneyTune Posted February 1, 2005 Report Posted February 1, 2005 Eh... I don't keep up with the 1,079 names for different kinds of music, but if nu-metal fits, then so be it.
Nighthawk Posted February 1, 2005 Report Posted February 1, 2005 My mom was a fan of Billy Gunn and Val Venis. Hated Shawn Michaels, cause he was a "sissy".
CanadianChick Posted February 1, 2005 Report Posted February 1, 2005 Edge looks like a fucking homeless punk rocker who couldn't make it big. Psh, whatever. RVD: "The best ass in wrestling". Yeah he does.
pgi86 Posted February 1, 2005 Report Posted February 1, 2005 A serious gay answer here: AJ Styles Randy Orton
Guest LooneyTune Posted February 1, 2005 Report Posted February 1, 2005 No fair... that's actually a good picture of Edge. Recently he look like he crawled out of a dumpster.
MARTYEWR Posted February 1, 2005 Report Posted February 1, 2005 If it's worth anything, back in 1998, my mom thought Undertaker had "fantastic hair". My girlfriend likes Randy Orton. Likes Simon Dean too, but I think it's just because of his character (she's not a wrestling fan).
Guest jumpingbombangel Posted February 1, 2005 Report Posted February 1, 2005 There's not enough love for Batista's sexuality here. So what if he has a belly-button tattoo? He's easily the sexiest in the WWE. Cena's a good second choice as far as looks go, but...Randy Orton is the guy equivalent of a butterface...great body with a face as goofy as hell. I can't get turned on at all by looking at Orton's "duhwha" mug.
CanadianChick Posted February 1, 2005 Report Posted February 1, 2005 I agree about Orton. If we paper brown bagged it, sure I could dig. But his beady eyes annoy me. Batista's too roided up. But he does get points for style.
Nighthawk Posted February 1, 2005 Report Posted February 1, 2005 Kenta Kobashi used to look like Hercules or something when he was young.
Sideburnious Posted February 1, 2005 Report Posted February 1, 2005 I'm sure Trent Acid's name would appear somewhere
Guest Loss Posted February 1, 2005 Report Posted February 1, 2005 Wow, you guys are into some twinks.
CanadianChick Posted February 1, 2005 Report Posted February 1, 2005 I like the small cruisers. They're so cute! Alright, I'm done now.
Guest jumpingbombangel Posted February 1, 2005 Report Posted February 1, 2005 I like the small cruisers. They're so cute! Alright, I'm done now. Word that! Y'aint never loved you a small guy, though, until you've loved up on some Spike Dudley. Best hugs in the business. I even got to touch THE GOATEE after Smackdown last week! Yep, little guys need lovin' too.
Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly Posted February 2, 2005 Report Posted February 2, 2005 What's with all this gayness around here?
Guest Reservoir_Kitty Posted February 2, 2005 Report Posted February 2, 2005 Me love you long time! Yep, count me in on the Batista love-fest. Grrrrowl, baby! *swoon* LOL @ the Orton comments... he sure does look like a dumbass, doesn't he? I mean, he has his moments where he's okay, but last night on Raw, he looked like his face was swollen from a food allergy. Bleargh. I would also accept Jericho, Edge, or Nunzio. Yes, I think Nunzio is hot. ...Shut up. Edit: Holy fuck, I forgot the Rock. If he showed up once in awhile, I might remember my steamy crush on him, but noooooo.
Just John Posted February 2, 2005 Report Posted February 2, 2005 The one girl I know that likes wrestling said Orton. My mom said Kidman and (if he counts) Mike Mizanin were good looking.
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