Boon Posted March 11, 2005 Report Posted March 11, 2005 Thanks to the PWTorch for the following: This may come as a shock to some of you, but the prank Randy Orton played on Rochelle backstage at RAW a few weeks ago was simply put - disgusting. Randy got a hold of the bag and put his own feces in it, ruining just about everything she had. We're also told that on the flight back from Japan, Randy poured a Bloody Mary all over Amy Weber which upset her quite a bit. Randy is known backstage as a womanizer and there is currently a ton of heat on him for his childish antics. This is also part of the reason he's not in the spot where Batista is right now. WWE management thinks he is very immature and really needs to clean up his act before they go any further with him. Nothing like shitting in their bag and dumping drinks over their heads to get a woman's attention. Does anybody think that Orton has any chance of going over Taker still? I highly doubt he would, considering the heat that's on him now.
Black Lushus Posted March 11, 2005 Report Posted March 11, 2005 I saw Randy Orton and Batista at a titty bar here a couple years ago...he behaved himself pretty well...Amy Weber prolly asked for it...
UZI Suicide Posted March 11, 2005 Report Posted March 11, 2005 Maybe(hopefully) they're putting him in with UT just so UT can stiff him and beat the shit out of him.
Boon Posted March 11, 2005 Author Report Posted March 11, 2005 Maybe(hopefully) they're putting him in with UT just so UT can stiff him and beat the shit out of him. I'd like to see that.
{''({o..o})''} Posted March 11, 2005 Report Posted March 11, 2005 I wonder what I'm missing by not jumping on the crapping in a bag train.
Vern Gagne Posted March 11, 2005 Report Posted March 11, 2005 Never thought he had a chance in the first place.
MillenniumMan831 Posted March 11, 2005 Report Posted March 11, 2005 Never thought of that . . . maybe Mr. Holly can referee it just for kicks . . . and punches.
Vern Gagne Posted March 11, 2005 Report Posted March 11, 2005 I wonder what I'm missing by not jumping on the crapping in a bag train. It seems to be a traditon with some WWE wrestlers.
MillenniumMan831 Posted March 11, 2005 Report Posted March 11, 2005 Rochelle needs to pay her dues anyway.
Boon Posted March 11, 2005 Author Report Posted March 11, 2005 Getting your bag shit in is paying your dues?
MillenniumMan831 Posted March 11, 2005 Report Posted March 11, 2005 It's time to quit cryin' and start payin' Rochelle. Sorry, got an Irwin R Schyster impulse there.
Slayer Posted March 11, 2005 Report Posted March 11, 2005 Getting your bag shit in is paying your dues? Ask Rena Mero
AndrewTS Posted March 11, 2005 Report Posted March 11, 2005 Maybe(hopefully) they're putting him in with UT just so UT can stiff him and beat the shit out of him. I'd like to see that. What he said.
edotherocket Posted March 11, 2005 Report Posted March 11, 2005 Randy Orton is a third generation poo bagger.
Vern Gagne Posted March 11, 2005 Report Posted March 11, 2005 Getting your bag shit in is paying your dues? Ask Rena Mero She was a bitch.
Guest Failed Mascot Posted March 11, 2005 Report Posted March 11, 2005 If somebody shit in my bag I'd probably stab'em with a sharp #2 pencil right in the leg. That'll learn'em.
Guest LooneyTune Posted March 11, 2005 Report Posted March 11, 2005 Special Dream Handicap Match for Wrestlemania 21: The Undertaker and Hardcore Holly vs. Randy Orton
David Blazenwing Posted March 11, 2005 Report Posted March 11, 2005 crapping in a bag train Ah... Matt Bloom's failed gimmick after A-Train... that's what they wanted to make him before they fired him, I'll bet. Then him and Orton could feud or something... eh, I got nothin.
cawthon777 Posted March 11, 2005 Report Posted March 11, 2005 Getting your bag shit in is paying your dues? I'm sure that's not the worst thing that's been done.
Sass Posted March 11, 2005 Report Posted March 11, 2005 The WWE brought up a *20* year-old 3rd generation wrestler to ME shows. Orton's like Kobe Bryant. He never had anyone tell him "NO" and got work based on his name alone. The guy has never had to work hard to get where he is today. All he had to do was go to the gym and pump a needle in his ass so he'd look big on TV. He's got the height and the looks to be marketed like a company king. But he's got the resolve and wisdom of a 10 year-old who lives in Beverly Hills. There's no way the WWE should have not seen some sort of shit like this coming up. I'm surprised none of the young OVW have gone out and raped and killed someone because of some uncontrollable roid rage. They already lack the maturity but none of these guys are really shown any restaint by management unless they get caught with drugs at some state line or if they mess around with another married worker's girl. Orton supposedly wants to be able to have "old school" stories to tell people when he's older like guys like Harley Race and Dick Murdoch could do. Problem is, half the shit those guys got away with back in the day would wind up making the news today because of the internet and faster news travel. If anyone in the WWE today has a shit fetish then it'll be "revealed" online at some point. Jimmy Valiant might have been able to get away with that back in the day but now that type of thing would make someone's news wire down the line. The WWE should do the company thing and just stiff the shit out of Orton at some point if he continues to act up. Otherwise, he'll never learn what it's like to be humbled. Orton isn't the Rock and he never will be.
redbaron29 Posted March 11, 2005 Report Posted March 11, 2005 I can see it now. Based on the huge success of Triple H’s “Making of the Game” WWE publishing proudly presents: Feeling Randy: A guide to to getting the girl of your dreams “Follow Randy Orton through his life in the ring, and with the ladies. The legend killer will tell you his life story, from not being able to hack it in the marines, to becoming the the youngest world champion ever. Randy will also show you how to: -He stole my push!: edging out the completion -Getting a girls attention with your own fecal matter -Opps! Did I spill that drink? Why don’t you take that shirt off! -So your father is a legend: a guide to meeting and beating her parents But that’s not all! Randy also has useful ways to be successful at work Be cliquish: Sucking up to the boss’s son-in-law. Yes Randy has put all of life’s little mystery’s to rest in this book. Be sensible, buy one today!
Vern Gagne Posted March 11, 2005 Report Posted March 11, 2005 The WWE brought up a *20* year-old 3rd generation wrestler to ME shows. Orton's like Kobe Bryant. He never had anyone tell him "NO" and got work based on his name alone. The difference was Kobe was talented has hell, and as proven himself to be one of the best players in the NBA. We have no idea if Orton could wrestle is way out of a paperbag.
brokentusk16 Posted March 11, 2005 Report Posted March 11, 2005 So he pulls all these stunts and still gets to nail Stacy Keibler? Nope, still not surprised.
Guest LooneyTune Posted March 11, 2005 Report Posted March 11, 2005 Stacy was fucking Test... she's attracted to dickheads and immature fucks.
Hunter's Torn Quad Posted March 11, 2005 Report Posted March 11, 2005 Stacy was fucking Test... she's attracted to dickheads and immature fucks. Someone from TSM may yet get laid, then.
Youth N Asia Posted March 11, 2005 Report Posted March 11, 2005 Wasn't he the one that almost got into a bar fight with Jindrak a couple of years ago? If all this is true I'm not shocked.
Hunter's Torn Quad Posted March 11, 2005 Report Posted March 11, 2005 Wasn't he the one that almost got into a bar fight with Jindrak a couple of years ago? If all this is true I'm not shocked. That was a work.
Mystery Eskimo Posted March 11, 2005 Report Posted March 11, 2005 Heh, I'd have liked to have seen that "fight". I wonder how many spots were blown.
Enigma Posted March 11, 2005 Report Posted March 11, 2005 Paul Bearer said that the wrestlers backstage pissed and shit in the slop bucket that was dumped on Sunny in that angle with Phineas Godwinn.
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