Vern Gagne Posted March 15, 2005 Report Posted March 15, 2005 My brother was telling me one of the producers on a local sports radio show, was telling how he was attempting to book Lee Corso on the show, and Corso told him to fuck off. Than when th Final Four was in Minneapolis. Chris Fowler dropped the "You know who I am" line on some cop, after getting a ticket for a parking violation. Any other stories first hand, or from what you feel are believable sources.
Crimson Platypus Posted March 15, 2005 Report Posted March 15, 2005 While working at McDonalds many (many) years ago I had a few run-ins with MSU b-ball players. Most notably Parrish Hickman who tried to get out of paying for his food with the ole "You know who I am" line. My response? "Yeah you're the talentless waste of height aren't you?"
Guest Vitamin X Posted March 16, 2005 Report Posted March 16, 2005 You didn't actually say that, but it makes you look cool in front of your internet messageboard friends.
Guest LooneyTune Posted March 16, 2005 Report Posted March 16, 2005 One of those cases where you think of something good to say, but don't have the balls to actually say it to the person.
the max Posted March 16, 2005 Report Posted March 16, 2005 Edgerrin James came in when I worked at Finish Line and tried to get a ton of stuff for free because he was Edgerrin James. After he picked out about $700 worth of stuff and complained about having to actually pay for it, he asked me the "Don't you know who I am?" stupid line. I politely responded "I'm sorry, but I don't". He tried to explain it, but ended up paying for it all in cash...eight crisp 100 dollar bills. Whiner.
Spaceman Spiff Posted March 16, 2005 Report Posted March 16, 2005 You should have asked for his autograph after he got done paying. "Dude, Edge, can I get a scribble?"
the max Posted March 16, 2005 Report Posted March 16, 2005 I honestly didn't know who he was though. My boss explained it after he left.
CanadianGuitarist Posted March 16, 2005 Report Posted March 16, 2005 One of those cases where you think of something good to say, but don't have the balls to actually say it to the person. Oh yeah? Well, the jerk store called, they're running out of you!.
Guest MikeSC Posted March 16, 2005 Report Posted March 16, 2005 I've actually had two rappers of some sort call in with problems on their cell phone and seemed shocked that not only did I not know who they were --- I didn't give the slightest shit who they were. -=Mike
nogoodnick Posted March 16, 2005 Report Posted March 16, 2005 I know a guy who has been going to Oregon State since they won the Fiesta Bowl. It was right after RB Ken Simonton made the cover of Sports Illustrated and Simonton cut right in front of him in a cafeteria line and he told Ken politely to "get the fuck outta my way". Simonton stared at him for a moment in disbelief and then went to the back of line.
Guest LooneyTune Posted March 16, 2005 Report Posted March 16, 2005 One of those cases where you think of something good to say, but don't have the balls to actually say it to the person. Oh yeah? Well, the jerk store called, they're running out of you!. I accidentally set myself up in a Seinfeld trap.
EVIL~! alkeiper Posted March 16, 2005 Report Posted March 16, 2005 I understand their frustration. It pisses me off everytime I identify myself as a web author, and people have no clue who I am.
Guest MikeSC Posted March 16, 2005 Report Posted March 16, 2005 I understand their frustration. It pisses me off everytime I identify myself as a web author, and people have no clue who I am. ...and you are?... -=Mike
teke184 Posted March 16, 2005 Report Posted March 16, 2005 The all-time champ of this shit has to be Cecil "The Diesel" Collins, a former RB for LSU and the Miami Dolphins, who would break into womens' apartments and, when they'd get upset, would yell "You know who I am?!?" at them. Last I heard, the dumbfuck was doing time at The Glades down in Florida.
strummer Posted March 16, 2005 Report Posted March 16, 2005 I went to Siena College from 1997-2001. Anyone who has heard of the school knows it's a basketball crazy school. My first semester Freshman year I had a class (Quantitative Business) with the new freshman sensation on the team. One day during class, he was goofing off in the back of the room with a couple other guys from the team. The Professor at first says "Could you guys please quiet down" Then it turned to "Could you gentleman please knock it off". Finally he got so mad and said (and I swear this is true) "All of you SHUT the FUCK UP! The kid gets up and says "Don't you know who I am!" The prof replies "No and I don't give a shit!" I ended up withdrawing from that class, because the teacher was a real prick (the entire class failed the first exam and he said "you guys don't know shit, your're not paying any attention god damnit!) It was situation where both parties were dicks, which made it even more funny.
Red Baron Posted March 16, 2005 Report Posted March 16, 2005 One of the bartenders brought Jim Kelly a double rye and coke and told him the price. Jim said "I'm Jim Kelly, I shouldn't have to pay."
Vern Gagne Posted March 16, 2005 Author Report Posted March 16, 2005 I would of told Kelly, you're lucky we don't charge you quadruple the price, because your a four time loser. Dick Vitale by all accounts is a real asshole. Mr. Nice guy on the air, but can't be bothered off camera, unless he's making a profit. He charges money for an autograph. A couple local sports guys, did a interview with Vitale, to be aired Thursday, and they said Vitale did nothing but shill for Digornio's Pizza the entire time.
Damaramu Posted March 16, 2005 Report Posted March 16, 2005 At the OU Daily our basketball writers name is Jenny Dial. Well on her first year covering OU basketball there was a Big Monday game with OU and Texas. She was walking around down by the media area before the game and Dick Vitale said "Hey you girl! Here's 2 bucks! Can you bring me a hot dog?" She said "I don't work here! I'm a reporter!" and he said "Sure you are sweetheart! Now go get my hot dog!" Also Terrell Everett hit on one of my friends and Sonic one time. She was in her car and he walked up and said "Hey how you doing?" and they kind of talked for a bit and he was like "Do you know who I am? I play basketball for OU!" And she said "Oh really? You going to play that card on me? You think I'm some sort of jersey chaser?" And he got really embarassed and started stammering and had to apologize. It was pretty funny. They're actually friends now.
bob_barron Posted March 16, 2005 Report Posted March 16, 2005 Dick Vitale by all accounts is a real asshole. Mr. Nice guy on the air, but can't be bothered off camera, unless he's making a profit. He charges money for an autograph. A couple local sports guys, did a interview with Vitale, to be aired Thursday, and they said Vitale did nothing but shill for Digornio's Pizza the entire time. Absolutely not true. I met Dick Vitale at the NIT a few years ago and he was totally nice. Talked to me for a few moments, signed my programme (for free!) and was nice to everyone who came near him.
smh810 Posted March 16, 2005 Report Posted March 16, 2005 Dick Vitale by all accounts is a real asshole. Mr. Nice guy on the air, but can't be bothered off camera, unless he's making a profit. He charges money for an autograph. A couple local sports guys, did a interview with Vitale, to be aired Thursday, and they said Vitale did nothing but shill for Digornio's Pizza the entire time. I think your mistaking asshole for loopy. Of course he's a little out there but from all accounts I've heard he's extremely nice. One of the rare guys who's TV persona isnt a schtick.
Vern Gagne Posted March 16, 2005 Author Report Posted March 16, 2005 Dick Vitale by all accounts is a real asshole. Mr. Nice guy on the air, but can't be bothered off camera, unless he's making a profit. He charges money for an autograph. A couple local sports guys, did a interview with Vitale, to be aired Thursday, and they said Vitale did nothing but shill for Digornio's Pizza the entire time. Absolutely not true. I met Dick Vitale at the NIT a few years ago and he was totally nice. Talked to me for a few moments, signed my programme (for free!) and was nice to everyone who came near him. Everyone's nice to you Bob. Usually Vitale spits on babies, and kicks kitties and puppies.
MillenniumMan831 Posted March 17, 2005 Report Posted March 17, 2005 One of those cases where you think of something good to say, but don't have the balls to actually say it to the person. Oh yeah? Well, the jerk store called, they're running out of you!. I accidentally set myself up in a Seinfeld trap. Yeah, well I slept with your wife! (Damn, I really tried to resist posting that, but I couldn't)
Guest Vitamin X Posted March 17, 2005 Report Posted March 17, 2005 Dick Vitale by all accounts is a real asshole. Mr. Nice guy on the air, but can't be bothered off camera, unless he's making a profit. He charges money for an autograph. A couple local sports guys, did a interview with Vitale, to be aired Thursday, and they said Vitale did nothing but shill for Digornio's Pizza the entire time. I think your mistaking asshole for loopy. Of course he's a little out there but from all accounts I've heard he's extremely nice. One of the rare guys who's TV persona isnt a schtick. I wonder how John Madden is in person. He seems like he'd be interesting to talk to.
The Czech Republic Posted March 17, 2005 Report Posted March 17, 2005 Dick Vitale by all accounts is a real asshole. Mr. Nice guy on the air, but can't be bothered off camera, unless he's making a profit. He charges money for an autograph. A couple local sports guys, did a interview with Vitale, to be aired Thursday, and they said Vitale did nothing but shill for Digornio's Pizza the entire time. This would be hilarious if he wasn't being paid to endorse DiGiornio's and just did it anyway.
Guest MikeSC Posted March 17, 2005 Report Posted March 17, 2005 Dick Vitale by all accounts is a real asshole. Mr. Nice guy on the air, but can't be bothered off camera, unless he's making a profit. He charges money for an autograph. A couple local sports guys, did a interview with Vitale, to be aired Thursday, and they said Vitale did nothing but shill for Digornio's Pizza the entire time. I think your mistaking asshole for loopy. Of course he's a little out there but from all accounts I've heard he's extremely nice. One of the rare guys who's TV persona isnt a schtick. I wonder how John Madden is in person. He seems like he'd be interesting to talk to. I spoke to him once. Well, he belched at me and a huge sliver of turkey hit me in the face. But it was the same thing, kinda. -=Mike
Alro Posted March 17, 2005 Report Posted March 17, 2005 Absolutely not true. I met Dick Vitale at the NIT a few years ago and he was totally nice. Talked to me for a few moments, signed my programme (for free!) and was nice to everyone who came near him. A friend of mine met him before the U of L/UK game and said the same thing.
Guest MikeSC Posted March 17, 2005 Report Posted March 17, 2005 Vitale was great to me. But I was praising Duke at the time. Don't even ask how nice Peter Gammons was to me when I praised the Red Sox. -=Mike
Mik Posted March 17, 2005 Report Posted March 17, 2005 I met Dick Vitale before the UNC/Georgia Tech game. He came over the student section and shook hands and talked to us for a little bit. I thought he was a great guy.
Guest Shadow Posted March 17, 2005 Report Posted March 17, 2005 That's because he was @ ACC event. Meet him anywhere else, he's a prick. Biggest prick run in with a athelete other then wrestlers would easily be Corey Dillon. Nicest guy? tie between Sean Casey and Anthony Munoz.
smh810 Posted March 17, 2005 Report Posted March 17, 2005 That's because he was @ ACC event. Meet him anywhere else, he's a prick. Absolutely not true. I met Dick Vitale at the NIT a few years ago and he was totally nice. Talked to me for a few moments, signed my programme (for free!) and was nice to everyone who came near him. A friend of mine met him before the U of L/UK game and said the same thing. Those dont sound like ACC functions to me.
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