The Lurker Call-out Thread

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Glancing at who's online, I see many names that I never see post. I don't prowl the wrestling section, so I can't really say whether "Rodney Mack Molests Cats" is an active member of the community or not without clicking on his name. I suppose I don't get the concept of lurking on a messageboard, and am thus creating an opportunity for the shy ones to have a bit of sport.

 

If you're going to be registered here and wasting time to read things anyway, you might as well take this opportunity to say something special about yourself. This could stimulate some lively discussion. jake, what do you do for a living?

[Vigo 0]

Maybe they just like to watch.

[Sideburnious 0]

Your inviting them to do so in the Hardcore folder? their timid-shy asses will be ripped to shreads.

[Guest Quality Poster]

I live in a cold-ass country that people think is a part of Russia.

[Ripper 0]

Canada?

[Matt Young 0]

Finland?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I cheated.

[Slayer 0]

Finland?

Swamis

[Guest FileCabinet]

I dislike posting. I don't like writing short responses since it makes me feel like I'm not contributing enough. I don't like making my posts too long since I feel like I'm wasting my time. So I wind up struggling to make a decent post and usually give up. In the end, I only write maybe one or two meaningless posts every month which nobody reads anyway. I'm never satisfied with any of my posts and regret most of them.

 

I just prefer reading.

[KingPK 0]

We're not expecting Hemingway-caliber work here, you know. Got something to say on a topic, say it.

[Slayer 0]

We're not expecting Hemingway-caliber work here, you know.

*eats a shotgun*

[Nighthawk 0]

That reminds me, you ever notice how a lot of people named Kurt sort of look like each other? It's more than with other names.

[Guest Quality Poster]

Name one thing that Cobain and Angle have in common?

[Nighthawk 0]

I said many of them do, it's not universal. But they do have a similar jawline.

[MrRant 0]

Rampant incest in the past?

[Sass 0]

Leena's been lurking around for years.

[KingPK 0]

We're not expecting Hemingway-caliber work here, you know.

*eats a shotgun*

Whoo, I had March 16 in the staff pool. Pay up, bitches.

[Sass 0]

I'll glady pay you back on Tuesday.

[Prime Time Andrew Doyle 0]

I used to lurk, but I have started posting a bit more now

[Slayer 0]

If I'd only killed myself a day earlier, Evil Al would have won

 

...

 

errr, I mean...

 

*lies here and rots*

[KingPK 0]

Keep being dead Deady McRotterson.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

I don't like writing short responses since it makes me feel like I'm not contributing enough.

Ever been to CE?...

[... 0]

I don't like writing short responses since it makes me feel like I'm not contributing enough.

Ever been to CE?...

SO SEZ YOU!

 

(ROTFLMAO METAHUMOR)

[AlaskanHero 0]

I prefer watching everyone's antics instead of joining in. You all entertain me.

 

That and I usually don't feel like speaking, so fuck it.

[nl5xsk1 0]

If we're not going to call them out by clanking bottles on our fingers and chanting ... 'come out to playyyy-ayyyyy!' ... then I want nothing to do with it.

[Guest Vitamin X]

[Myxamatosis 0]

We're not expecting Hemingway-caliber work here, you know. Got something to say on a topic, say it.

And besides, Hemmingway was a shit writer....

 

By the way, that is a boss-ass emoticon Vitamin X. Reminds me of my high school prom...

[Guest Vitamin X]

I live in a cold-ass country that people think is a part of Russia.

He appears to be as advertised!!!

[Guest Quality Poster]

Zuh?

[Ultra Violence 0]

I suppose I am somewhat a lurker. I apologise... I have my own forum where I post but I fucking love TSM and see this place as a model of how a good forum should be run. I think my motivation to post is just low at the moment.

 

 

I also had about 800 posts until I visited the postcount vortex thread

[Guest hhheld_down]

i like watching better too, im just lazy that way