Guest LooneyTune Report post Posted March 18, 2005 "There's a lady in the mens room!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MillenniumMan831 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2005 "There's a lady in the mens room!" DUSTY RHODES!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooneyTune Report post Posted March 18, 2005 Easily the most fucked up promo EVER... " ... When I slam Andre through the Trump Plaza brother, from New York to Tampa, Florida, the line is going to break off, and as Andre the Giant falls into the ocean, as my next two opponents fall into the ocean when I pin, so will Donald Trump and all the hulkamaniacs. But as Donald Trump holds onto the top of Trump Plaza with his family under his other arm, as they sink into the bottom of the sea, thank God Donald Trump for Hulkamania, he'll know enough to let go of his material positions, hang onto the wife and kids, dog paddle with his life all the way to safety But Donald, if somethig happens, if you run out of gas, and the little hulkamaniacs run out of gas, just hang on to the largest back in the world, and I'll dog paddle us, back stroke us all the way to safety! (dog paddles off camera)" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MillenniumMan831 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2005 ^^^ Koko B Ware? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carnival 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2005 Anyone with the WCW Thunder game for the PS1 will know this one. "You wanna take 'em down? Let's take 'em down. 1..2..3..It's my game. This is where i live. This ring is my squared circle. I live there, I fight there, I survive there. You want 'em, I got 'em, let's beat em." That game was full of hilarious promos. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brighty 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2005 Easily the most fucked up promo EVER... " ... When I slam Andre through the Trump Plaza brother, from New York to Tampa, Florida, the line is going to break off, and as Andre the Giant falls into the ocean, as my next two opponents fall into the ocean when I pin, so will Donald Trump and all the hulkamaniacs. But as Donald Trump holds onto the top of Trump Plaza with his family under his other arm, as they sink into the bottom of the sea, thank God Donald Trump for Hulkamania, he'll know enough to let go of his material positions, hang onto the wife and kids, dog paddle with his life all the way to safety But Donald, if somethig happens, if you run out of gas, and the little hulkamaniacs run out of gas, just hang on to the largest back in the world, and I'll dog paddle us, back stroke us all the way to safety! (dog paddles off camera)" all 3 of these are by the same guy, but have to be posted for their sheer fucked up-ness. "But the date is set, this Sunday at Greed, and you're gonna notice the day of that the weather's gonna change, because the pendulum on which the earth rotates on is gonna be on a 51 degree axis, I'm gonna have the sun to my right, the dark side of the moon to my left, and I'm gonna come at you with a vengeance, and I'm gonna eclipse your ass. " "Now Ric Flair, you've been in this business a long time, and you have seen a lot of white trash, and a lot of jabronis, so when Diamond Dallas Page comes out here and says 'self high five,' do your job - send him back down to the bush leagues where he belongs! When he comes out here and says 'badda-boom, badda-bing, badda-bang...' I don't even know what the hell that means - send him back down to the bush leagues, because he's proof you can take somebody out of the trailer park, but he'll always be...white trash. " "Booker T, at Mayhem, I'm gon' look at you, and I'm gon' look at the whole world, and I'm gonna say Vinny, Viddy, Voochy. And I know that's not in your Ebonics handbook, and I know none of these white trash know what it means, but at Fall--- at-- at Mayhem, I'm gonna give you the same thing I gave Sting... " Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MillenniumMan831 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2005 Anyone with the WCW Thunder game for the PS1 will know this one. "You wanna take 'em down? Let's take 'em down. 1..2..3..It's my game. This is where i live. This ring is my squared circle. I live there, I fight there, I survive there. You want 'em, I got 'em, let's beat em." That game was full of hilarious promos. Scott "Flash" Norton who may have had the most rambling, bumbling promo in the game. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeDirt 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2005 Easily the most fucked up promo EVER... " ... When I slam Andre through the Trump Plaza brother, from New York to Tampa, Florida, the line is going to break off, and as Andre the Giant falls into the ocean, as my next two opponents fall into the ocean when I pin, so will Donald Trump and all the hulkamaniacs. But as Donald Trump holds onto the top of Trump Plaza with his family under his other arm, as they sink into the bottom of the sea, thank God Donald Trump for Hulkamania, he'll know enough to let go of his material positions, hang onto the wife and kids, dog paddle with his life all the way to safety But Donald, if somethig happens, if you run out of gas, and the little hulkamaniacs run out of gas, just hang on to the largest back in the world, and I'll dog paddle us, back stroke us all the way to safety! (dog paddles off camera)" all 3 of these are by the same guy, but have to be posted for their sheer fucked up-ness. "But the date is set, this Sunday at Greed, and you're gonna notice the day of that the weather's gonna change, because the pendulum on which the earth rotates on is gonna be on a 51 degree axis, I'm gonna have the sun to my right, the dark side of the moon to my left, and I'm gonna come at you with a vengeance, and I'm gonna eclipse your ass. " "Now Ric Flair, you've been in this business a long time, and you have seen a lot of white trash, and a lot of jabronis, so when Diamond Dallas Page comes out here and says 'self high five,' do your job - send him back down to the bush leagues where he belongs! When he comes out here and says 'badda-boom, badda-bing, badda-bang...' I don't even know what the hell that means - send him back down to the bush leagues, because he's proof you can take somebody out of the trailer park, but he'll always be...white trash. " "Booker T, at Mayhem, I'm gon' look at you, and I'm gon' look at the whole world, and I'm gonna say Vinny, Viddy, Voochy. And I know that's not in your Ebonics handbook, and I know none of these white trash know what it means, but at Fall--- at-- at Mayhem, I'm gonna give you the same thing I gave Sting... " THE BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY~!~!~! "We're going to finish this...one way...(suddenly yells)...OR ANOTHER!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook Report post Posted March 18, 2005 all 3 of these are by the same guy, but have to be posted for their sheer fucked up-ness. "But the date is set, this Sunday at Greed, and you're gonna notice the day of that the weather's gonna change, because the pendulum on which the earth rotates on is gonna be on a 51 degree axis, I'm gonna have the sun to my right, the dark side of the moon to my left, and I'm gonna come at you with a vengeance, and I'm gonna eclipse your ass. " "Now Ric Flair, you've been in this business a long time, and you have seen a lot of white trash, and a lot of jabronis, so when Diamond Dallas Page comes out here and says 'self high five,' do your job - send him back down to the bush leagues where he belongs! When he comes out here and says 'badda-boom, badda-bing, badda-bang...' I don't even know what the hell that means - send him back down to the bush leagues, because he's proof you can take somebody out of the trailer park, but he'll always be...white trash. " "Booker T, at Mayhem, I'm gon' look at you, and I'm gon' look at the whole world, and I'm gonna say Vinny, Viddy, Voochy. And I know that's not in your Ebonics handbook, and I know none of these white trash know what it means, but at Fall--- at-- at Mayhem, I'm gonna give you the same thing I gave Sting... " Good old Scotty Steiner. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Stunt Granny Report post Posted March 19, 2005 "I've noticed you staring at my face Bart. Is there something wrong with my face Bart?" "If you put the letter S in front of Hitman, then you exactly how I feel about Bret Hart." "WHERE TO STEPHANIE????" "No! No! Don't put me in the oven!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UZI Suicide 0 Report post Posted March 19, 2005 "If you put the letter S in front of Hitman, then you exactly how I feel about Bret Hart." Steve Austin? "WHERE TO STEPHANIE????" Undertaker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UZI Suicide 0 Report post Posted March 19, 2005 And who said these 2 classics?.. "AAAHHHH Hercules Nothing has been accomplished you know that as well as I. No water has been put on the fire, only bigger logs and bigger trees that me and you have the power to rip out of the ground or to send back to the forest and the flames, the flames of the fire Hercules that only me and you can put out or continue to make them rise Hercules we can turn it up or we can raise the heat up but either way Hercules you and I are the ones to deciiiiide. " "I can smell it. Its in the air. The cosmic powers of Mars, the clouds of Jupiter, the rings of Saturn, the boiling heat of Mercury... Something's gonna happen tonight... I can feel it." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JST 0 Report post Posted March 19, 2005 Those two just reek Warrior. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brighty 0 Report post Posted March 19, 2005 "No! No! Don't put me in the oven!" that's The Rock - talking to Mr. Socko. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooneyTune Report post Posted March 19, 2005 The solar system promo is Randy Savage from the 11/87 SNME I think. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooneyTune Report post Posted March 19, 2005 "I've noticed you staring at my face Bart. Is there something wrong with my face Bart?" Jim Ross the night he returned in 1999, with the Bells Palsy still noticably effecting his appearence. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeDirt 0 Report post Posted March 19, 2005 That was the only one I knew, and that took a few minutes. Who am I... (rambles incoherrently about Blackjack) Whoops, missed this one earlier...Jake Roberts! My favorite part of that promo is "you've got twenty? I've got twenty one. You've got twenty one? I've got twenty two." Anyways, here are some more, though plenty remained unsolved: "I'd shake your hand like a normal man, but the truth is I DON'T respect you. I hate you. I hate you for everything you've pissed away, everything I scraped and I clawed for, that I haven't even earned yet, that you got HANDED to you! That you flushed down a toilet! For what? For pills, for booze, for alcohol, for women?" ???: Who are you? Terry Taylor: I'm Terry Taylor. ???: ...well who the hell cares. "Blow it out your ass O'Haire, I've got guys that could take out your knee caps." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Rrrsh Report post Posted March 19, 2005 The last one was Mean Gene. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gary Floyd 0 Report post Posted March 19, 2005 Here's some "Look at my beautiful body!" "His partner "Ham" is lifted up and chokeslammed" Then his partner, "Enager" is also lifted up and chokeslammed" or something to that effect Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooneyTune Report post Posted March 19, 2005 The last one sounds like Bobby Heenan (he loved saying Ham & Egger to describe Jobbers), but I'm not too sure. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted March 19, 2005 "I'm the greatest World Champion ever...if only on technical ability." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gary Floyd 0 Report post Posted March 19, 2005 The last one sounds like Bobby Heenan (he loved saying Ham & Egger to describe Jobbers), but I'm not too sure. Yep, it was Heenan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeJordan23 0 Report post Posted March 19, 2005 "I ain't saying you ain't tough. What I'm saying is, you might as well take that little bandana, and go backstage for I kick your teeth down your damn throat" "Next time you call it a Hurricanrana, I'm coming down to the desk" "I'm going toi win the Royal Rumble...cause I'm BIIIZZZARRRE" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooneyTune Report post Posted March 19, 2005 Davey Boy Smith's 1997 Rumble Promo was the "Bizarre" one. I still don't get it... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeJordan23 0 Report post Posted March 19, 2005 Davey Boy Smith's 1997 Rumble Promo was the "Bizarre" one. I still don't get it... Seems like he just slipped it/forgot his line and had to improvise. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlaskanHero 0 Report post Posted March 19, 2005 "I'd shake your hand like a normal man, but the truth is I DON'T respect you. I hate you. I hate you for everything you've pissed away, everything I scraped and I clawed for, that I haven't even earned yet, that you got HANDED to you! That you flushed down a toilet! For what? For pills, for booze, for alcohol, for women?" This one is CM Punk, I think. He said it to Raven, right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerousDamon 0 Report post Posted March 19, 2005 "I'd shake your hand like a normal man, but the truth is I DON'T respect you. I hate you. I hate you for everything you've pissed away, everything I scraped and I clawed for, that I haven't even earned yet, that you got HANDED to you! That you flushed down a toilet! For what? For pills, for booze, for alcohol, for women?" This one is CM Punk, I think. He said it to Raven, right? Yup. He said it that about Raven at Wrestlerave 03. "Jimmy, there's no shame in losing to me." I 've got talent on loan from GOD." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted March 20, 2005 "Next time you call it a Hurricanrana, I'm coming down to the desk" Scott Steiner. "Those eight cheerleaders that beat you up in Syracuse, NY, you're gonna think that was Breakfast at Tiffany's, because tomorrow for 60 minutes, you're in for the absolute worst beating of your entire life." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooneyTune Report post Posted March 20, 2005 Bret Hart. Here's a short, easy quote: "You must do so I may live." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JHawk 0 Report post Posted March 20, 2005 "To me, you or anyone in your family isn't worth TWO CENTS! So what do ya think about that?" (SLAP!) I don't think we ever answered this one. Wasn't that Rick Rude when he tried to kiss Cheryl Roberts the first time? Here's one somebody's bound to get wrong because it's not the most obvious answer: "Jake Roberts wanted to be a lawyer but he could never pass the bar." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
