MrRant 0 Report post Posted April 4, 2005 Today I saw an Escalade without rims. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BUTT 0 Report post Posted April 4, 2005 Last week I read Reginald Veljohnson's name on Wikipedia's list of gay celebrities. I had no idea. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted April 4, 2005 Rant made a thread that might be interesting... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vern Gagne 0 Report post Posted April 4, 2005 Last week I read Reginald Veljohnson's name on Wikipedia's list of gay celebrities. I had no idea. A kid back in the 7th grade said he was gay, also said Steve from Married with Children Was. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LessonInMachismo 0 Report post Posted April 4, 2005 The whole thing about seagulls and antacid tablets is really true. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vern Gagne 0 Report post Posted April 4, 2005 Jolt does ruin a driveway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted April 4, 2005 I saw like, six Corvettes in the 4.3 mile trip back home after classes today. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted April 4, 2005 I watched a bum box a stop sign today. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted April 4, 2005 After walking my dog today... I saw a cat eating dog shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted April 5, 2005 A non-wanking thread in HD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted April 5, 2005 I've fallen in love with Micah L. Glossinger and have started to compose an epic poem for him, which is intended to span 37 volumes. I write it with a feather-tipped pen every night by the light of a candle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
godthedog 0 Report post Posted April 5, 2005 http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0090/0090_01.asp Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted April 5, 2005 Jack Chick is an ignorant, racist scumbag. Not a surprise. Not like this epic poem I'm composing, certainly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted April 5, 2005 Oh, that's wrong, Incy. Deluded is a better word than ignorant. And where do you get racist? If nothing else, he loves the Jews so much it's almost embarrassing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted April 5, 2005 I'm the wrong person for what you want, IDRM. You know that as well as I do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
... 0 Report post Posted April 5, 2005 Bad News Brown/Allen was the security guard at the last place I lived. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted April 5, 2005 I'm the wrong person for what you want, IDRM. You know that as well as I do. You're right. You're too ignorant and racist. Â Here's a much funnier one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
godthedog 0 Report post Posted April 5, 2005 my friend carrie wrote me a couple poems last week: Â Sometimes I watch you when you're not looking. Your ears are asymmetrical and hairy. Â Should I ford the river or attempt to cross? How many days of rations should I buy? Oh shit, I died of dysentery. Â this inspired me to write her one of my own. Â I once saw a delicate smiling girl on 14th street. Â She asked, "Perchance, where is the L line?" Â My mouth went dry as I responded, "I have a really big penis!" Â She turned confusedly and walked away. Â i think hers are better. they have a brevity that mine lacks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted April 5, 2005 The last line fucked it. Â You should've said something like "She cocked her head" because it's a penis pun, and implies a confused sort of look. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tommytomlin 0 Report post Posted April 5, 2005 Are you gay? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideburnious 0 Report post Posted April 5, 2005 After having a Shamrock shake from Macdonalds on St. Paddy's day, the next day when I took a shit it was mint green. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted April 5, 2005 Should I ford the river or attempt to cross? How many days of rations should I buy? Oh shit, I died of dysentery. ***** Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted April 5, 2005 After having a Shamrock shake from Macdonalds on St. Paddy's day, the next day when I took a shit it was mint green. One time I had a lot of potatoes and shit white. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest news_gimmick Report post Posted April 5, 2005 I had a Shamrock shake for lunch once too, and I was not right for like 3 days, so I feel your pain too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crimson Platypus 0 Report post Posted April 5, 2005 After having a Shamrock shake from Macdonalds on St. Paddy's day, the next day when I took a shit it was mint green. How do you know it was minty? Did you taste it? Sniff it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted April 5, 2005 He didn't say it was minty, dumbass. Read the post. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hhheld_down Report post Posted April 7, 2005 yesturday i met duck boy.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vyce 0 Report post Posted April 7, 2005 At my local library, it's exceptionally easy to watch hardcore pornography on the public computers without getting caught. The most frequent benefactors of this oversight appear to be a) young black males and b) old white men. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest news_gimmick Report post Posted April 7, 2005 About ten cockroaches scattered when a co-worker of mine opened up a customer's computer today. Lovely. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
