BUTT Posted April 4, 2005 Report Posted April 4, 2005 Last week I read Reginald Veljohnson's name on Wikipedia's list of gay celebrities. I had no idea.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted April 4, 2005 Report Posted April 4, 2005 Rant made a thread that might be interesting...
Vern Gagne Posted April 4, 2005 Report Posted April 4, 2005 Last week I read Reginald Veljohnson's name on Wikipedia's list of gay celebrities. I had no idea. A kid back in the 7th grade said he was gay, also said Steve from Married with Children Was.
LessonInMachismo Posted April 4, 2005 Report Posted April 4, 2005 The whole thing about seagulls and antacid tablets is really true.
Art Sandusky Posted April 4, 2005 Report Posted April 4, 2005 I saw like, six Corvettes in the 4.3 mile trip back home after classes today.
The Niggardly King Posted April 4, 2005 Report Posted April 4, 2005 I watched a bum box a stop sign today.
MrRant Posted April 4, 2005 Author Report Posted April 4, 2005 After walking my dog today... I saw a cat eating dog shit.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted April 5, 2005 Report Posted April 5, 2005 I've fallen in love with Micah L. Glossinger and have started to compose an epic poem for him, which is intended to span 37 volumes. I write it with a feather-tipped pen every night by the light of a candle.
godthedog Posted April 5, 2005 Report Posted April 5, 2005 http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0090/0090_01.asp
Giuseppe Zangara Posted April 5, 2005 Report Posted April 5, 2005 Jack Chick is an ignorant, racist scumbag. Not a surprise. Not like this epic poem I'm composing, certainly.
Nighthawk Posted April 5, 2005 Report Posted April 5, 2005 Oh, that's wrong, Incy. Deluded is a better word than ignorant. And where do you get racist? If nothing else, he loves the Jews so much it's almost embarrassing.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted April 5, 2005 Report Posted April 5, 2005 I'm the wrong person for what you want, IDRM. You know that as well as I do.
... Posted April 5, 2005 Report Posted April 5, 2005 Bad News Brown/Allen was the security guard at the last place I lived.
Nighthawk Posted April 5, 2005 Report Posted April 5, 2005 I'm the wrong person for what you want, IDRM. You know that as well as I do. You're right. You're too ignorant and racist. Â Here's a much funnier one.
godthedog Posted April 5, 2005 Report Posted April 5, 2005 my friend carrie wrote me a couple poems last week: Â Sometimes I watch you when you're not looking. Your ears are asymmetrical and hairy. Â Should I ford the river or attempt to cross? How many days of rations should I buy? Oh shit, I died of dysentery. Â this inspired me to write her one of my own. Â I once saw a delicate smiling girl on 14th street. Â She asked, "Perchance, where is the L line?" Â My mouth went dry as I responded, "I have a really big penis!" Â She turned confusedly and walked away. Â i think hers are better. they have a brevity that mine lacks.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted April 5, 2005 Report Posted April 5, 2005 The last line fucked it. Â You should've said something like "She cocked her head" because it's a penis pun, and implies a confused sort of look.
Sideburnious Posted April 5, 2005 Report Posted April 5, 2005 After having a Shamrock shake from Macdonalds on St. Paddy's day, the next day when I took a shit it was mint green.
The Czech Republic Posted April 5, 2005 Report Posted April 5, 2005 Should I ford the river or attempt to cross? How many days of rations should I buy? Oh shit, I died of dysentery. *****
Nevermortal Posted April 5, 2005 Report Posted April 5, 2005 After having a Shamrock shake from Macdonalds on St. Paddy's day, the next day when I took a shit it was mint green. One time I had a lot of potatoes and shit white.
Guest news_gimmick Posted April 5, 2005 Report Posted April 5, 2005 I had a Shamrock shake for lunch once too, and I was not right for like 3 days, so I feel your pain too.
Crimson Platypus Posted April 5, 2005 Report Posted April 5, 2005 After having a Shamrock shake from Macdonalds on St. Paddy's day, the next day when I took a shit it was mint green. How do you know it was minty? Did you taste it? Sniff it?
Guest Vitamin X Posted April 5, 2005 Report Posted April 5, 2005 He didn't say it was minty, dumbass. Read the post.
Vyce Posted April 7, 2005 Report Posted April 7, 2005 At my local library, it's exceptionally easy to watch hardcore pornography on the public computers without getting caught. The most frequent benefactors of this oversight appear to be a) young black males and b) old white men.
Guest news_gimmick Posted April 7, 2005 Report Posted April 7, 2005 About ten cockroaches scattered when a co-worker of mine opened up a customer's computer today. Lovely.
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