spiny norman Posted April 7, 2005 Report Posted April 7, 2005 November Rain. Jesus Christ, they were terrible in the 90s. Anyway, I really don't like Lionel Richie - Hello.
Black Lushus Posted April 7, 2005 Report Posted April 7, 2005 what? you didn't like the incredibly creepy looking clay Lionel Ritchie head created by the blind chick? Me neither... November Rain isn't horrible, but it is pretty overrated and not very high on my list of favorite GNR songs...
Si82 Posted April 7, 2005 Report Posted April 7, 2005 Anyway, I really don't like Lionel Richie - Hello. Lionel Ritchie stalking a blind woman is always good for a laugh.
Black Lushus Posted April 7, 2005 Report Posted April 7, 2005 I half agree with you...the SONG is a classic, the VIDEO is ass...
PLAGIARISM! Posted April 7, 2005 Author Report Posted April 7, 2005 I half agree with you...the SONG is a classic, the VIDEO is ass... Other way round. The song is nothing without the video.
The Amazing Rando Posted April 7, 2005 Report Posted April 7, 2005 I dig both. It's a guilty pleasure of sorts.
Cran Da Maniac Posted April 7, 2005 Report Posted April 7, 2005 We mention Lionel Richie and don't mention "Dancing on the Ceiling"?
1234-5678 Posted April 8, 2005 Report Posted April 8, 2005 Wasn't there a video where Nas and Puff Daddy reenact the crucifixion of Christ? And "November Rain" is Ocar worthy compared to "Estranged." Why the fuck is Axl swimming with the dolphins at the end? Uggggggggggh. "Estranged" is, however, one of the greatest songs of all time.
Coolclint Posted April 8, 2005 Report Posted April 8, 2005 Wasn't there a video where Nas and Puff Daddy reenact the crucifixion of Christ? "Hate Me Now". P. Puffy Diddy Daddy Diddy didn't want to be seen on the cross, so he went and attacked someone from Nas' label. It was good times.
Edwin MacPhisto Posted April 8, 2005 Report Posted April 8, 2005 And "November Rain" is Ocar worthy compared to "Estranged." Why the fuck is Axl swimming with the dolphins at the end? Uggggggggggh. "Estranged" is, however, one of the greatest songs of all time. "Estranged" is far and away my favorite Guns n' Roses song, and I love the video too. It's so ridiculous. Slash on the conveyor belt has a certain savoire faire.
Dogbert Posted April 8, 2005 Report Posted April 8, 2005 There is only one choice: We Built This City - Starship Watch it once, and you'll know what I mean. It's a pretty good song, but that video... ugh.
The Amazing Rando Posted April 8, 2005 Report Posted April 8, 2005 The video for "Stroke Me" is just... what the fuck. I mean, nearly every video they mentioned on that MTV special should be included. That Michael Jackson/Eddie Murphy crossover thing... just yuck.
Edwin MacPhisto Posted April 8, 2005 Report Posted April 8, 2005 We Built This City - Starship=/= pretty good song
B. Brian Brunzell Posted April 8, 2005 Report Posted April 8, 2005 The video for "Stroke Me" is just... what the fuck. I mean, nearly every video they mentioned on that MTV special should be included. That Michael Jackson/Eddie Murphy crossover thing... just yuck. Are you thinking of Billy Suier's "The Stroke", Rando? If so, I'm down with that choice. billy prancing about on stage with the fat drummer trying to be cool is horrible. And the metal elitists will hate me for this one, but Judas Priest's "Heading Out to the Highway" is wretched as well. The song rules, but the floor being painted up like a road with the even worse backdrop is being suck.
Gary Floyd Posted April 8, 2005 Report Posted April 8, 2005 And the metal elitists will hate me for this one, but Judas Priest's "Heading Out to the Highway" is wretched as well. The song rules, but the floor being painted up like a road with the even worse backdrop is being suck. How about the video for "Breakin' the Law"? I like it, but it's undeniably cheesy
The Amazing Rando Posted April 8, 2005 Report Posted April 8, 2005 Yes...that's what i'm thinking of. Deep pardons and all that shit.
B. Brian Brunzell Posted April 8, 2005 Report Posted April 8, 2005 And the metal elitists will hate me for this one, but Judas Priest's "Heading Out to the Highway" is wretched as well. The song rules, but the floor being painted up like a road with the even worse backdrop is being suck. How about the video for "Breakin' the Law"? I like it, but it's undeniably cheesy Now that I think about it, was there ever a good Priest video from the 80s?
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted April 8, 2005 Report Posted April 8, 2005 A Ft. Wayne top 40 radio station from my youth took "We Built This City" and added in a bunch of really cheerful quips about Ft. Waste. Somewhere in the first chorus was weatherman Jay Walker saying "It's a beautiful day in the Summit City!" You get the idea. Has this phenomenon spread to any other localities?
Black Lushus Posted April 8, 2005 Report Posted April 8, 2005 Seperate Ways-Journey we have our winner...errr loser....
Gary Floyd Posted April 8, 2005 Report Posted April 8, 2005 Now that I think about it, was there ever a good Priest video from the 80s? I don't know Brunzell. Maybe we should rob the bank with our guitars while Rob Halford screams "Breakin' the laaaaawwwwwww!" to find the answer
B. Brian Brunzell Posted April 8, 2005 Report Posted April 8, 2005 I don't know Brunzell. Maybe we should rob the bank with our guitars while Rob Halford screams "Breakin' the laaaaawwwwwww!" to find the answer **grabs my uncle's Strat** Alright, now get yourself a Flying-V and we'll be off.
The Metal Maniac Posted April 8, 2005 Report Posted April 8, 2005 The best part of that video (besides Halford prying the bars apart with his bare hands) is the security guard playing a cardboard, upside-down Flying V.
Guest ken adams Posted April 8, 2005 Report Posted April 8, 2005 You can't say Billy Squire & not mention the "Rock Me Tonight" video. This video is so bad, it single-handedly killed Billy's career. Why? 1) Wearing a Hanoi Jane Fonda work-out outfit, with multiple ripped t's, including a pink one with a shoulder strap that was hanging off his shoulder. A little feminine for metal fans. 2) Rolling around in the sheets on his bed like a woman. Now a LOT feminine for metal fans. 3) Skipping, swinging his feet from side to side, and swing his hands from side to side. Extremely GAY for metal fans. Billy said himself that video killed his career and anyone who sees it will agree with him.
elite Posted April 8, 2005 Report Posted April 8, 2005 Wham's "Wake Me Up Before You Go Go" -- George Michael is wearing short shorts and doing the Carlton Banks dance. 'Nuff said. How did people not know he was gay?!
Gary Floyd Posted April 8, 2005 Report Posted April 8, 2005 I just gotta add Depeche Mode's "Master and Servent" video. I love Depeche Mode, and it's a good song, but the video teaches you that 1.) Martin Gore had one of the worst hairstyles of the 80's. It looked like Will Farrel's in "Zoolander." Oh, and 2.) Dave Gahan should never,I repeat, NEVER dance.
DCMaximo Posted April 10, 2005 Report Posted April 10, 2005 I saw Menswear's video for 'Sleeping In' the other day. It should be pointed out the their singer was wearing the Libertines-trademarked red legionnaire's jacket. Interesting... It should also be pointed out that Menswear were the most underrated band of the 90's and that one Johnny Dean pout was instantly 10x cooler than the Libertines on their best day. As for videos, it's a cliche due to it's appearance on VH-1's Worst 100 Videos, but "Wired For Sound" by Cliff Richard is a dreadful video. Cliff...rollerskating around Pebble Mill...in a tight leather jacket? Rubbish. Great song though. Also, having just bought Titan AE on DVD, I've just realised Lit's video for "Over My Head" features the worst superimposing onto film footage I've ever seen.
GreatWhiteNope Posted April 10, 2005 Report Posted April 10, 2005 Wham's "Wake Me Up Before You Go Go" -- George Michael is wearing short shorts and doing the Carlton Banks dance. 'Nuff said. MTV had a special hosted by Chris Kattan, Jon Stewart, Denis Leary and Jineane Girrafolo in 1997 or 1998 called "25 Lame". Yes, the one where Vanilla Ice came in to accept his Top 10 ranking for "Ice Ice Baby" by getting to destroy MTV's supposed "Master Tape" of the clip, and ended up destroying the set with a baseball bat. Hands down one of the funniest TV specials I've ever seen. "Wake Me Up Before You Go Go" was playing and at this one point George Michael goes to jump and Kattan says "watch out - GAY MAN coming through!".
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