useless moron Scott Keith's girlfriend XXXPosed

[LucharesuFan619 0]

Someone posted this on DVDR, and apparently it's legit...

 

 

Man, the captions you could put for THAT...

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

She doesn't look very legal.

[KingPK 0]

Actually, she's his wife now. Hey, good for them.

[genius33 0]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest Shadow]

Who the fuck are we to laugh? Just because two ugly creatures found each other in the woods doesn't mean we cant laugh at this. Do you realized how severe this connection will have on society. Imagine if they reproduce.

 

Short, Fat ugly glasses wearing bad hairdo, wrestling obsessed star war cpu nerds.

 

We are already overloaded in that department.

 

This is a national crisis and it deserves serious attention

[spman 0]

Hey whatever, sure they may not be the best looking pair in the world, but they seem to have found happiness in their lives, which is more 99.9% of us of can say.

[Guest Shadow]

I agree that it's good they found love. Doesnt mean I wont mock them for being ugly.

[CanadianChick 0]

Hey, at least he's happy. Is the mocking really that necessary?

[Richard 0]

she could do better

[Guest Shadow]

I bet Meltzer's wife is pretty attractive. After all, Dave's a decent looking guy.

[Ravenbomb 0]

*shrug* and?

[Nighthawk 0]

Hey whatever, sure they may not be the best looking pair in the world, but they seem to have found happiness in their lives, which is more 99.9% of us of can say.

What? Because they're smiling in the picture? Even Kurt Cobain smiled once in a while. And I think 99.9% is an extremely high estimate. A lot of us are very happy. I'm so happy I can eat dead puppies and shit out christmas morning.

[Guest FromBeyondTheGrave]

I'm happy too, but I don't know about puppy eating. A cat or two...maybe a small bird, yeah. But I think a puppy is a little too much right now, I might feel up for one later, though.

[JoeDirt 0]

They look happy, good stuff.

 

And if she ever treats him bad, he'll just bring the CANADIAN VIOLENCE or something like that.

[cawthon777 0]

In the tradition of Conan O'Brien's "If They Mated" ...

[Use Your Illusion 0]

I bet Meltzer's wife is pretty attractive. After all, Dave's a decent looking guy.

Glad you noticed, fag

[LessonInMachismo 0]

Making fun of people for how they look isn't cool. Making fun of people for being morons is okay, though.

[Epic Reine 0]

I can't believe Keith is really that doofy looking...

[Celtic Jobber 0]

She's a homely chick, but she's probably the best looking girl Scott could hope for.

 

On the subject of net writer wives/girlfriends, does anyone have a pic of Dave Meltzer's wife?

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

Bertha Faye's death = Work.

[elite 0]

He's uglier than she is. At least she's got...umm...a pretty smile. Yes.

[Use Your Illusion 0]

His girlfriend is the one in the picture with him, not the girl in LucharesuFan619's avatar, you idiot.

[Dobbs 3K 0]

Scott probably wouldn't look quite so bad if he just got a new haircut...maybe.

 

Stilll, good for them. It sounds like they are happy together, from what Scott has written on his blog.

[Guest Arnold_OldSchool]

[Guest PlatinumBoy]

Well, if people are mad at making fun of her looks, can they make fun of the fact that she's an ADULT and Scott and her play Barbie video games together!?!?

[Si82 0]

Scott probably wouldn't look quite so bad if he just got a new haircut...maybe.

How long has he had that frigging haircut? It's bloody awful.

[Placebo Effect 0]

You're not hot stuff either Barber. You should thank God everyday for high metabolism.

[LessonInMachismo 0]

Dave and his wife raise cats?

[Carnival 0]

and she breast feeds them?

[CanadianChick 0]

Well, if people are mad at making fun of her looks, can they make fun of the fact that she's an ADULT and Scott and her play Barbie video games together!?!?

Why yes, yes you can.