kkktookmybabyaway Posted April 14, 2005 Report Posted April 14, 2005 Some time ago, we had an informative thread explaining to TSM'ers of other races about some of the quirky things "our people" do. From white people putting applesauce on porkchops to black people smoking crack and drinking 40 oz bottles, a lot was learned that day. In the spirit of that thread, I have this question: Why is it black people call the police the PO-lice? Feel free to ask "Why is it white people...?" questions as well...
Black Lushus Posted April 14, 2005 Report Posted April 14, 2005 I pronounce "police" the way it is supposed to be pronounced... Why do white people think all black people fit under every stereotype out there for black people?
nl5xsk1 Posted April 14, 2005 Report Posted April 14, 2005 Because white people are stupid, Lushus. You don't know that about us already?
Black Lushus Posted April 14, 2005 Report Posted April 14, 2005 Heh, well i think people, in general, are stupid... Nothing grates on my nerves more than when someone I know tells me I'm the whitest black guy they know...to me that's an insult...to me that's saying that in order to be black I have to be ignorant, talk like I don't have an education, dress in clothes that are too big, listen to nothing but rap all the time, do nothing but play basketball and smoke weed and drink 40s all day etc. etc.
sfaJack Posted April 14, 2005 Report Posted April 14, 2005 I've been told that I'm one of the the whitest white guys that's ever lived. I never knew what that meant, and I don't know if it was a compliment or not. Don't really care either way though.
Black Lushus Posted April 14, 2005 Report Posted April 14, 2005 the only time I've ever heard that in reference to a white guy is when he tries to dance at a club and ends up looking like the dude from Hitch...
1234-5678 Posted April 14, 2005 Report Posted April 14, 2005 Why is it that for at least 7 out of 10 songs a day at work, one of my black co workers will go "Oh shit, this is my song!"
Black Lushus Posted April 14, 2005 Report Posted April 14, 2005 you work somewhere that allows top 40 music? most places don't because of the content of the songs...
Ripper Posted April 14, 2005 Report Posted April 14, 2005 Why is it that for at least 7 out of 10 songs a day at work, one of my black co workers will go "Oh shit, this is my song!" because they like the song.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted April 14, 2005 Author Report Posted April 14, 2005 Really? I did not know that...
lomasmoney Posted April 14, 2005 Report Posted April 14, 2005 Heh, well i think people, in general, are stupid... Nothing grates on my nerves more than when someone I know tells me I'm the whitest black guy they know...to me that's an insult...to me that's saying that in order to be black I have to be ignorant, talk like I don't have an education, dress in clothes that are too big, listen to nothing but rap all the time, do nothing but play basketball and smoke weed and drink 40s all day etc. etc. I feel you on that one..... I hate when I'm walking around campus and people are like what team do you play for " Keep in mind I am like 5'10 and weigh like 160 and my only sports offer was to play soccer at a D3 school, which was funny because I didn't even play soccer in high school. I also hate when I am considered to be acting white, because i dont wear clothes three sizes too big and I act like I have some damn sense in public
Big Ol' Smitty Posted April 14, 2005 Report Posted April 14, 2005 On the topic of police, why is the term Five-0 used? Does it have anything to do with Hawaii Five-0?
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted April 14, 2005 Report Posted April 14, 2005 Five-O is cockney rhyming slang for Police, who in London are called the Po's.
Ripper Posted April 14, 2005 Report Posted April 14, 2005 So white people are to blame for 5-O AND Po-po... Blame Dudley Moore.
nl5xsk1 Posted April 14, 2005 Report Posted April 14, 2005 Blame Dudley Moore. Why do all black people blame Dudley Moore for everything?
Guest MikeSC Posted April 14, 2005 Report Posted April 14, 2005 Heh, well i think people, in general, are stupid... Nothing grates on my nerves more than when someone I know tells me I'm the whitest black guy they know...to me that's an insult...to me that's saying that in order to be black I have to be ignorant, talk like I don't have an education, dress in clothes that are too big, listen to nothing but rap all the time, do nothing but play basketball and smoke weed and drink 40s all day etc. etc. You mean you don't? Are you sure you're black? -=Mike
Vyce Posted April 14, 2005 Report Posted April 14, 2005 In the spirit of that thread, I have this question: Why is it black people call the police the PO-lice? Or how about when they want to "axe" you a question?
Myxamatosis Posted April 14, 2005 Report Posted April 14, 2005 Why is it that for at least 7 out of 10 songs a day at work, one of my black co workers will go "Oh shit, this is my song!" because they like the song. Or stemming from decades upon decades of government endorsed abject poverty and a system that is primarily designed to keep the black man down on his knees, thus developing an emotional void within their lives that can only be filled by the joys of music. Or, like Ripper said, they probably just dig the song.
Special K Posted April 14, 2005 Report Posted April 14, 2005 Why do white people huff gas and eat nothing but potted meat product and mayonaisse on wonder bread (no crust) all day?
Guest MikeSC Posted April 14, 2005 Report Posted April 14, 2005 Why do white people huff gas and eat nothing but potted meat product and mayonaisse on wonder bread (no crust) all day? Because it's da bomb, yo. -=Mike
Ripper Posted April 14, 2005 Report Posted April 14, 2005 In the spirit of that thread, I have this question: Why is it black people call the police the PO-lice? Or how about when they want to "axe" you a question? I always find this one funny. VERY few people say ASK and stress the K, but when black people do it, it turns into "OH LOOK!!! Dem coloreds can't talk right!". Even funnier, anytime I have heard someone try to trash someone else for saying acks(which is closer to what is being said really) is when they say. "You wanna "axe" me a question? A "axe" is for choppin wood. " all the while butchering "want to" and "chopping". Simply put, unless you speak gramatically perfect at all times, shut the fuck up.
Guest MikeSC Posted April 14, 2005 Report Posted April 14, 2005 I just tell them no whenever they ask if they can axe me a question. -=Mike
Ripper Posted April 14, 2005 Report Posted April 14, 2005 I just tell them no whenever they ask if they can axe me a question. -=Mike People punch you alot, don't they?
Guest MikeSC Posted April 14, 2005 Report Posted April 14, 2005 I just tell them no whenever they ask if they can axe me a question. -=Mike People punch you alot, don't they? Nope. If somebody can't speak properly, they can go merrily fuck off. I do the same when white trash pulls that shit. -=Mike
Crimson Platypus Posted April 14, 2005 Report Posted April 14, 2005 I just tell them no whenever they ask if they can axe me a question. -=Mike People punch you alot, don't they? Nope. If somebody can't speak properly, they can go merrily fuck off. I do the same when white trash pulls that shit. -=Mike What if they angrily fuck off?
Guest MikeSC Posted April 14, 2005 Report Posted April 14, 2005 I just tell them no whenever they ask if they can axe me a question. -=Mike People punch you alot, don't they? Nope. If somebody can't speak properly, they can go merrily fuck off. I do the same when white trash pulls that shit. -=Mike What if they angrily fuck off? At that point, they've already fucked off. They could be angry, but I would reside in a condition of joyous not-giving-a-shit. -=Mike
Ripper Posted April 14, 2005 Report Posted April 14, 2005 My point is, I someone wanted to be a bitch about it, they could sit there and rip your talk to shreds too. Its one thing when someone talks in unintelligible babble, its another for every dumb fuck with a thesaurus and a superiority complex to be a asshole because someone doesn't enunciate a fucking "k".
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