"Best of Walker Texas Ranger clips on Conan"

[Downhome]

http://alluvion.org/download.php?info_hash...526b2c6e884f6ea

 

That is the torrent, so get to it. I haven't laughed this hard in a very long time, this is fantastic having all of these together, 15 minutes worth. Download this one too:

 

http://buttlands.net/walkeraids.avi

 

All credit goes to MaoistBanker at the SomethingAwful forums.

 

Sincerely,

...Downhome...

[treble]

Awesome. Best ones are probably where he gets shot proposing or where the dad from the Wonder Years gets the kid to jump down from the ladder.

[BlackFlagg]

I remember seeing that one the first time, it was one of those stare blankly at the screen for five minutes then laugh your ass off for aother ten moments, heh

 

Oh, and if anyone has one or knows where I can find it, I need a .gif of shotgun totting Nascar driving Jesus

[chirs3]

If they released a DVD just of Conan playing Walker clips, I'd buy it.

 

The kid jumping off the ladder and the staredown/"It's him!" were just hilarious. Great find, Downhome.

[BlackFlagg]

oh, and anyone know of A. a program to rip the sound from an .avi amd B. a program to cut out a certain section of that sound file...I so want "Walker told me I have aids." as my start-up

[Guest T®ITEC]

I actually gasped and covered my mouth, before laughing like an idiot. Damn good times.

[Downhome]

Here is another video of clips:

 

http://www.karkisuni.com/expn/walkervid.wmv

 

I just put all of this on a VCD, so now I can watch it on my DVD player anytime I want.

[Guest Evolution]

Walker getting hit in the face with an oar = gold.

 

I haven't seen a vast majority of these clips, Conan's reactions are great.

[Youth N Asia]

I've seen that on his show a few times before. It's great cause when you think he's done, he pulls the switch and shows another one.

[Art Sandusky]

I think the one where the dude gets knocked out of the window and then explodes in some dumpster is the best.

[Guest El Satanico]

I never knew that show was so hilariously bad.

 

It almost makes me wish I watched it when it aired on USA as a lead-in to Raw.

[ISportsFan]

Conan recently showed one where a kid talks as if he's really smart then, in a complete shocker, says to the old man next to Walker, "I have AIDS" or something very similar. That was one of the funniest things I've ever seen on TV, and one of the stupidest things I'd ever seen in a Walker clip (including all the others Conan shows). It was on the show about a week ago where Conan was going through "old jokes they cut from previous shows."

 

I don't know if it's in these clips (I haven't downloaded the videos), but it was hilarious.

 

Jason

[Eclipse]

That was the greatest usage of that merger that NBC Universal had. I remember I actually thought that Walker was a good looking lead in for RAW. My dad used to watch it all the time, and enjoyed it.

[Ripper]

No, the clips of Walker just punching some woman in the face make me laugh harder than anything. mostly because of Conans reactions. And yeah, the "Walker told me i got AIDS" clip (was that Haley Joel Osmond?) had me rolling for quite a while.

[Eclipse]

I was hoping that something like this would come along. I just downloaded the clips on that torrent. Oh man, I was in tears. The one that had me rolling was when the kid was on the ladder, and the man promised to catch him, and the man stepped back and the kid hit the floor! LOL. Conan said it was the most disturbing video he had ever seen....LOL.

[ISportsFan]

was that Haley Joel Osmond?

I'm pretty sure it was. Regardless, I was laughing for about 5 minutes on that one. The worst part of the clip was that he didn't plan that as the last comedy bit before the commercial break, so he had one more anticlimatic somedy sketch after the AIDS thing and before commercial.

 

Jason

[2GOLD]

This is the answer to the question I was always asked, "why do you watch WALKER:TEXAS RANGER every week?"

 

Now everyone knows.

 

What other show are you going to see a bad guy who is so evil, he kicks a bird after feeding it? WHERE I ASK YOU!

 

The real funny moment will be if Chuck Norris ever gets back into a big time movie and comes onto Conan. I want to see Walker pull the Walker lever.

[treble]

He did show up there a few months back. Conan was about to pull the lever and then got 'shot' in the hand. They panned up to the top of the crowd and Norris was standing there. I think he pulled his own lever and showed this clip of him beating up Conan in the hallway at the studio, complete with Conan going flying through a big wall of cardboard boxes.

[The Czech Republic]

http://gorillamask.net/conanwalker5.shtml

[Vern Gagne]

I thought Chuck Norris earned money anytime an episode or a clip of Walker was shown.

[CBright7831]

For the life of me, I still don't know why Walker: Texas Ranger has never been released on DVD.

 

Mexican: This is Mexico, Ranger! You've got no right!

Walker: I've got no right?

Mexican: No!

*Walker punches the Mexican*

Walker: I think that was a pretty good right.

[Jericholic82]

When wwe moves to usa, The King has just got to pull the lever (you know during a lame diva search moment or somethin)

[Guest El Satanico]

Conan should get a Raw Lever...anything to help make the show interesting.

[B. Brian Brunzell]

My favourite clip was one of Walker lying in a hospital bed and a woman saying "Wow Walker. You look pretty good for someone who just got bit by a scorpion." I laughed for about 10 minutes after that clip, and I don't even know why I thought it was so funny.

[The Czech Republic]

Conan should get a Raw Lever...anything to help make the show interesting.

Now that WWE is a part of the NBC Universal family, we can...

::flips lever::

 

Flair: It wasn't me. I was drinking a protein shake.

[2GOLD]

http://gorillamask.net/conanwalker5.shtml

 

Well, that'll work.

Now I know why I missed that episode. The god damn Bill Maher episode. That would be like hearing "with guest Ann Coulter"

[AndrewTS]

No, the clips of Walker just punching some woman in the face make me laugh harder than anything.  mostly because of Conans reactions.

Heheh, yeah. He shirks away and is like "OMG!"

 

The oar thing is perhaps my second favorite.

 

The lengthy gawking at Walker's ass deserves an honorable mention.

 

I own an old VHS tape of a bad, bad movie starring Chuck Norris called Hellbound. Chuck Norris and his wise-cracking African American sidekick are two Chicago cops trying to stop a demon from hell that wants to kickstart the apocalypse.

 

You know you're in for something when it starts with Norris playing "bad cop," smacking around a swearing at a crook for info.

[Jericholic82]

I liked the clip where the old men poured hot soup on his attacker and asked "how did you like your soup?"

[The Czech Republic]

The chef!! "Where'd you learn to punch, girls....cout camp?"

[Ted the Poster]

Is that Wilford Brimley?