Gary Floyd Posted May 9, 2005 Report Posted May 9, 2005 Goddamn, Triple H owns it all folks, look at his ccomplishments: + 10 Time WWE/World Heavyweight Champion. + Multiple Time IC Champion. + Tag Team Champion. + European Champion. + Grand Slam Champion. + Married to Vince McMahon's daughter (who is head booker). + Booker for the WWE. + Retired Mick Foley (for a month). + Pinned Stone Cold (clean). + Unmasked Kane. + Undefeated in HITC matches (unless you count the 6 man one where he didn't get pinned) (HIS match). + 2-1 in Elimination Chamber matches (HIS other match). + Five Wrestlemania Main Events. + Royal Rumble winner. + King of the Ring winner. + Ric Flair is his manager. + Formed DX and Evolution. + Acted in Blade 3. + Wrote a book. (I don't know what it was about). + Has recieved the praises of Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair, and many other legends in the business. Anything else? -He breast feeds John Madden -He once at the bible while water skiing -He date raped David Bowie -He sleeps 8 hours a night...though I guess he's pretty normal in that respect -Was the shooter in the grassy knoll. -Contains 11 herbs and spices from the colonel's secret recipe. -Wrote the script for THE PHANTOM MENACE. -Makes babies cry with the shape of his beard. -Wrote the final episode of "Seinfeld" -Was the real murderer of Nicole Brown Simpson -Responsible for "The Simpsons" decline -Convinced Seth McFarlen to create "American Dad" (that one's unforgivable)
iggymcfly Posted May 9, 2005 Report Posted May 9, 2005 So, this RAW tourney for 'tista's next challenger will culminate on a RAW instead of a PPV, and really won't mean squat, unless… If the HIAC is non-title, it's because HHH costs 'tista the belt, and 'tista wants Vengeance™. If it's for the title, HHH causes a DQ or no-contest during the title defense and then "demands" a title shot at the next PPV, as only HHHis HHHighness can do.. Ugh. How long can HHH keep milking his sorry ass before he gets the message that some of us really don't want him on top anymore? Honestly, if you ask me, I'd say that the reason that HHH is main eventing again is that they don't trust Edge to main event a PPV, and they're waiting for Orton to get healthy to move HHH out of the top heel slot. Although after that whole "Money in the Bank" thing, you'd think that Edge should get some credit. Really, him getting "screwed" out of the title shot and going to Smackdown is the only way I can really see the storyline ending.
Kahran Ramsus Posted May 9, 2005 Report Posted May 9, 2005 So, this RAW tourney for 'tista's next challenger will culminate on a RAW instead of a PPV, and really won't mean squat, unless? If the HIAC is non-title, it's because HHH costs 'tista the belt, and 'tista wants Vengeance?. If it's for the title, HHH causes a DQ or no-contest during the title defense and then "demands" a title shot at the next PPV, as only HHHis HHHighness can do.. Ugh. How long can HHH keep milking his sorry ass before he gets the message that some of us really don't want him on top anymore? Honestly, if you ask me, I'd say that the reason that HHH is main eventing again is that they don't trust Edge to main event a PPV, and they're waiting for Orton to get healthy to move HHH out of the top heel slot. Although after that whole "Money in the Bank" thing, you'd think that Edge should get some credit. Really, him getting "screwed" out of the title shot and going to Smackdown is the only way I can really see the storyline ending. And the sad thing is that Edge would probably be a much better draw than Orton.
Adam Posted May 9, 2005 Report Posted May 9, 2005 Goddamn, Triple H owns it all folks, look at his ccomplishments: + 10 Time WWE/World Heavyweight Champion. + Multiple Time IC Champion. + Tag Team Champion. + European Champion. + Grand Slam Champion. + Married to Vince McMahon's daughter (who is head booker). + Booker for the WWE. + Retired Mick Foley (for a month). + Pinned Stone Cold (clean). + Unmasked Kane. + Undefeated in HITC matches (unless you count the 6 man one where he didn't get pinned) (HIS match). + 2-1 in Elimination Chamber matches (HIS other match). + Five Wrestlemania Main Events. + Royal Rumble winner. + King of the Ring winner. + Ric Flair is his manager. + Formed DX and Evolution. + Acted in Blade 3. + Wrote a book. (I don't know what it was about). + Has recieved the praises of Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair, and many other legends in the business. Anything else? -He breast feeds John Madden -He once at the bible while water skiing -He date raped David Bowie -He sleeps 8 hours a night...though I guess he's pretty normal in that respect -Was the shooter in the grassy knoll. -Contains 11 herbs and spices from the colonel's secret recipe. -Wrote the script for THE PHANTOM MENACE. -Makes babies cry with the shape of his beard. -Wrote the final episode of "Seinfeld" -Was the real murderer of Nicole Brown Simpson -Responsible for "The Simpsons" decline -Convinced Seth McFarlen to create "American Dad" (that one's unforgivable) - was the mastermind behind the running down of Stone Cold Steve Austin - was a part of Montreal - raised the briefcase at KOTR 99 - drove the Hummer
Aero Posted May 9, 2005 Report Posted May 9, 2005 - raised the briefcase at KOTR 99 Ah ha! But how could he pull it off after being thrown out of the building by Commissioner HBK right after interfering in the Rock-Taker match? But just MAYBE, despite being thrown out of the building, he managed to get back in. However, the odds of ever getting back into a wrestling arena after being thrown out are slim to none.
Carnival Posted May 9, 2005 Report Posted May 9, 2005 - raised the briefcase at KOTR 99 that was clearly Steve Blackman
Promoter Posted May 10, 2005 Report Posted May 10, 2005 Goddamn, Triple H owns it all folks, look at his ccomplishments: + 10 Time WWE/World Heavyweight Champion. + Multiple Time IC Champion. + Tag Team Champion. + European Champion. + Grand Slam Champion. + Married to Vince McMahon's daughter (who is head booker). + Booker for the WWE. + Retired Mick Foley (for a month). + Pinned Stone Cold (clean). + Unmasked Kane. + Undefeated in HITC matches (unless you count the 6 man one where he didn't get pinned) (HIS match). + 2-1 in Elimination Chamber matches (HIS other match). + Five Wrestlemania Main Events. + Royal Rumble winner. + King of the Ring winner. + Ric Flair is his manager. + Formed DX and Evolution. + Acted in Blade 3. + Wrote a book. (I don't know what it was about). + Has recieved the praises of Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair, and many other legends in the business. Anything else? -He breast feeds John Madden -He once at the bible while water skiing -He date raped David Bowie -He sleeps 8 hours a night...though I guess he's pretty normal in that respect -Was the shooter in the grassy knoll. -Contains 11 herbs and spices from the colonel's secret recipe. -Wrote the script for THE PHANTOM MENACE. -Makes babies cry with the shape of his beard. -Wrote the final episode of "Seinfeld" -Was the real murderer of Nicole Brown Simpson -Responsible for "The Simpsons" decline -Convinced Seth McFarlen to create "American Dad" (that one's unforgivable) This is one of the funniest things I've seen about HHH on the net. Hilarious! Oh yeah, HHH was the reason the wwe won the monday night war. Ask Eric Bischoff.
SuperJerk Posted May 10, 2005 Report Posted May 10, 2005 The really question is: Which former friend will Triple H feud with NEXT summer (culminating in a HIAC match)?
The Niggardly King Posted May 10, 2005 Report Posted May 10, 2005 The really question is: Which former friend will Triple H feud with NEXT summer (culminating in a HIAC match)? Chris Masters and him will be close friends by the end of Summerslam. Triple H will grown in fear as Master's enters first in the Rumble, and elimnate everyone. He'll pin Triple H at Mania XII in the Main Event, and then lose to Triple H at Summerslam. Triple H will go on to find a new roided up kid from OVW to be friends with.
Guest krazykat72 Posted May 12, 2005 Report Posted May 12, 2005 And the sad thing is that Edge would probably be a much better draw than Orton. I doubt it. There would probably be no difference at all. -Paul Jacobi-
humongous2002 Posted May 12, 2005 Report Posted May 12, 2005 Actually Christian would make a better draw than those 2 but WWE will never give him the chance he deserves.
Carnival Posted May 12, 2005 Report Posted May 12, 2005 Agreed Edge and Orton are equally uninteresting.
Angle-plex Posted June 3, 2005 Report Posted June 3, 2005 Batista's chances of winning the Cell match are better than his chances of being viewed as a succesful champion. He can beat Triple H all he wants - it's not going to matter unless he's the focus of the shows.
haws bah gawd Posted June 3, 2005 Report Posted June 3, 2005 Goddamn, Triple H owns it all folks, look at his ccomplishments: + 10 Time WWE/World Heavyweight Champion. + Multiple Time IC Champion. + Tag Team Champion. + European Champion. + Grand Slam Champion. + Married to Vince McMahon's daughter (who is head booker). + Booker for the WWE. + Retired Mick Foley (for a month). + Pinned Stone Cold (clean). + Unmasked Kane. + Undefeated in HITC matches (unless you count the 6 man one where he didn't get pinned) (HIS match). + 2-1 in Elimination Chamber matches (HIS other match). + Five Wrestlemania Main Events. + Royal Rumble winner. + King of the Ring winner. + Ric Flair is his manager. + Formed DX and Evolution. + Acted in Blade 3. + Wrote a book. (I don't know what it was about). + Has recieved the praises of Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair, and many other legends in the business. Anything else? -He breast feeds John Madden -He once at the bible while water skiing -He date raped David Bowie -He sleeps 8 hours a night...though I guess he's pretty normal in that respect -Was the shooter in the grassy knoll. -Contains 11 herbs and spices from the colonel's secret recipe. -Wrote the script for THE PHANTOM MENACE. -Makes babies cry with the shape of his beard. -Wrote the final episode of "Seinfeld" -Was the real murderer of Nicole Brown Simpson -Responsible for "The Simpsons" decline -Convinced Seth McFarlen to create "American Dad" (that one's unforgivable) This is one of the funniest things I've seen about HHH on the net. Hilarious! Oh yeah, HHH was the reason the wwe won the monday night war. Ask Eric Bischoff. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> - Also responsible for Greedo shooting first - Made sure Orton got the pattented "Demon God of Death Push of Doom" that flopped miserably last year - Engineered AIDS - Helped write the Patriot Act - Is the sole reason Jimmy Fallon continues to get work
Dangerous A Posted June 3, 2005 Report Posted June 3, 2005 - Is the sole reason Jimmy Fallon continues to get work This is HHH's most infamous crime of them all !!!!!!!!!!
Adam Posted June 5, 2005 Report Posted June 5, 2005 - raised the briefcase at KOTR 99 Ah ha! But how could he pull it off after being thrown out of the building by Commissioner HBK right after interfering in the Rock-Taker match? But just MAYBE, despite being thrown out of the building, he managed to get back in. However, the odds of ever getting back into a wrestling arena after being thrown out are slim to none. Dude, if The Giant can get THROWN OFF of a building and suddenyl get back in, then Triple H raised that briefcase.
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