It's over.

[Giuseppe Zangara]

3.5 months, which is longer than I thought it would last.

[Giuseppe Zangara]

In this thread, I'm gonna pretend that everything's cool and I'm fine with it, only to break down in tears somewhere on page 3.

[Art Sandusky]

It's okay, Incy.

[Art Sandusky]

On a related note, what's bad for Inc is good for this folder. This place has been dreadfully dead the last few days.

[Giuseppe Zangara]

I can't believe she broke up with me using the very same excuse I planned on using to break up with her at some unforseen point in the future.

[Guest Vitamin X]

That's why you gotta go with your gut instinct sometimes.

[Giuseppe Zangara]

I was using her as a placeholder; she served well as both a willing vagina and a warm body to cuddle with for when I'm feeling emo. I wasn't yet ready to be single.

[Giuseppe Zangara]

Well, I see no reason to go to work tomorrow. I might be a wreck, maybe.

[Nighthawk]

I see through this and feel for you.

[Jingus]

Breakups suck. Always. My condolences, man. If I can do anything, well, y'know.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Didn't I call 4 months?

 

Oh well. Other fish and all that.

 

Don't go feeling unsexy, rebound with some dumb chick.

[kkktookmybabyaway]

Was this the Mexican?...

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Yeah. What was the mutual excuse?

[Stephen Joseph]

scabies

[Spaceman Spiff]

I bet it was that IM from Czech that she found.

[PLAGIARISM!]

Don't listen to Seamonsters or Take Fountain today if you can help it...

[The Czech Republic]

I bet it was that IM from Czech that she found.

Yes! Now's my chance to get with her

[Black Lushus]

you WANT his leftovers?

[Giuseppe Zangara]

Didn't I call 4 months?

I think you called two months.

[Giuseppe Zangara]

Yeah. What was the mutual excuse?

We've very little in common, a fact which was getting more and more difficult to ignore as time went on.

[Black Lushus]

don't you hate it when fucking just isn't enough...I'm shocked my wife and I are still together because we definently don't like the same things...

[Ripper]

Yeah. What was the mutual excuse?

We've very little in common, a fact which was getting more and more difficult to ignore as time went on.

Wow...thats usually a plus for me. As long as we have one or two things in common, its important to have time away from each other, thus do shit that the other doesn't like.

 

Also, if this isn't you guys 4-5 break up, its not over. Somebody will be calling back soon.

[Giuseppe Zangara]

Whenever a relationship ends, I always convince myself that it'll be several months before I get laid again. That rarely ends up being the case, but the thought depresses me nonetheless.

[Bruiser Chong]

Wow...thats usually a plus for me. As long as we have one or two things in common, its important to have time away from each other, thus do shit that the other doesn't like.

 

Yeah, but most women get attached to the point where they don't really want you doing much without them. Even if there's not a lot of common ground.

[Giuseppe Zangara]

So really, this thread is me mourning the (unlikely) possibility of hitting a dry spell.

[Sideburnious]

So, did you get anal in the end?

[Sideburnious]

Oh and sorry to hear about it, you'll get through it easy etc

[Spaceman Spiff]

I bet it was that IM from Czech that she found.

Yes! Now's my chance to get with him

A-ha!

[Giuseppe Zangara]

So, did you get anal in the end?

No.

[Spaceman Spiff]

So, did you get anal in the end?

Where else are you going to get anal?