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[Nighthawk 0]

 

Quote of the day: "There might not be a Hannah Montana if it wasn't for David Lynch." -Billy Ray Cyrus.

[Guest Tzar Lysergic]

What the fuck? Was she conceived during Blue Velvet or something?

[Black Lushus 0]

He had a bit part in Lynch's Mullholland Drive...I'm guessing it's what got him going in to acting. Of course, he stars in Hannah Montana so maybe he means from the standpoint that Lynch helped get his acting career going.

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http://www.cbc.ca/canada/calgary/story/200...nya-couple.html

 

I knew these two when I was a kid. Wacky evangelicals. I'm curious to know what-they-did / if-they-did-anything to provoke this.

[Red Baron 0]

Crazy.

 

 

 

Fort McMurray must be the rudest city in North America. I thought Toronto was fairly bad, but man this takes the cake.

[Retard Girl 0]

http://www.cbc.ca/canada/calgary/story/200...nya-couple.html

 

I knew these two when I was a kid. Wacky evangelicals. I'm curious to know what-they-did / if-they-did-anything to provoke this.

 

 

could they have pissed some people off by coming into their country and telling them they're not doing religion right?

[Matt Young 0]

On the subject of drinking, I've been drunk 6 out of the 9 nights I've been in Illinois and stoned just as many. It's been great seeing friends again, but the beer, weed, and fast food has seriously gotten me lethargic. I can't wait to get home and resume healthy eating, working out, and not drinking.

 

I eat well and work out, and I still drink and smoke out on occasion (although that's gotten to be very occasionally over the past few months). No reason why you can't have your fun and be good to yourself at the same time.

 

Oh yeah, occasional is fine. But 6 out of 9 nights is not occasional. I can't handle that pace anymore.

 

I did, however, drink last night. I was invited to a small party, about 20 people. (Mixmaster) Mike, the host's neighbor, had a huge list of mixed drinks. I'm relatively new to the mixed drink game. He made all kinds of delicious shit. I got drunk, and no hangover today.

 

Delicious mixed drinks + cool guys + Mexican chicks with big tits + Rock Band + poker + fried foods= happy Matt

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Crazy.

 

 

 

Fort McMurray must be the rudest city in North America. I thought Toronto was fairly bad, but man this takes the cake.

 

Mid-sized Alberta towns are like that in general (if my experiences in Drumheller, Hinton and Red Deer are indications), and from what I hear, no one is in Fort McMurray because they like it; it's about the money you make before you move back to where you want to live.

 

Edmonton is actually quite groovy, though.

[Nighthawk 0]

Regarding drinking, I got drunk again this weekend. This does fall within the Machiavellian set of rules I outline for myself every time I quit drinking, ie, "Ok, you can drink, but only if you don't have anywhere to be the next day." I dunno, I think I should try to not feel guilty about it. I'm not doing anything, I'm just sitting around playing video games and watching porn. I also planned to meet pbone for lunch, I remembered that.

[Nighthawk 0]

I'm also needlessly cruel, such as telling taigastar that she was so fat she'd keel over from trying to throw a punch. That's good, though, y'know... I've finally gotten to where every time I drink I turn into a completely different person and pretty much forget everything that happens. That's classic, in a literary sense.

 

I was also ranting about my ginger girlfriend, her being a daywalker and that I was going to put a stake in her heart and all this... thank you very much, South Park.

[Twisted Intestine 0]

Dude, you're dating a ginger?

 

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

With their name changes, I sometimes get EHME and KOAB confused.

 

I've have this same name since May...

[Twisted Intestine 0]

Yeah, I didn't mean you both change your names alot - Just that you both have a new name and I sometimes forget which is which.

 

All you half blacks look the same.

 

KOAB is only half black, isn't he?

[Nighthawk 0]

Dude, you're dating a ginger?

 

 

Yep. Even though I like her, the fact that she's ginger just tickles me. It's like dating an albino.

 

 

In other news, pbone is my new best friend. I hugged him no less than four times today.

[At Home 0]

This is no joke. He introduced me to the presumed bass player of our band as "my new boyfriend." Then ensued one of four said hugs.

[Matt Young 0]

When did you leave Hawaii, pbone?

[At Home 0]

June 8th, I believe. I missed out on my last summer with everyone, which I regret. So far it's kind of been just day-in, day-out with school... and I guess that will continue into the fall and spring.

[Twisted Intestine 0]

I didn't know you were pbone. I didn't think I liked pbone, but I like you. Actually, I probably read one comment that pbone wrote and decided to not like him just for that. It was probably in LSD.

 

When I think of Gingers, I think of this one girl who told me the lyrics to Fergie's "Big girls don't cry" were very meaningful to her.

[At Home 0]

...huh

[Nighthawk 0]

So far it's kind of been just day-in, day-out with school... and I guess that will continue into the fall and spring.

 

No it won't, you're friends with me now. You better buckle up your fucking seat belt.

 

 

I really don't have any experience with ginger girls, and this is recent enough that no sex has happened, so I'm kinda half wondering about the... firebush. Yes, I'll admit it. I still like her a lot.

 

Regarding lyrics, I still hold the time I was drunkenly raving about the deep meaning in the lyrics of Lady Sovereign as one of the funniest things I've ever done. I mean, I'm me, and still... Lady Sovereign?

[At Home 0]

So far it's kind of been just day-in, day-out with school... and I guess that will continue into the fall and spring.

 

No it won't, you're friends with me now. You better buckle up your fucking seat belt.

 

I really don't have any experience with ginger girls, and this is recent enough that no sex has happened, so I'm kinda half wondering about the... firebush. Yes, I'll admit it. I still like her a lot.

 

I experienced this once before. It's actually pretty cool. I prefer shaven thankyouverymuch, but I prefer it to the standard black.

 

[Nighthawk 0]

"Well, John the Baptist after torturing a thief

Looks up at his hero the Commander-in-Chief

Saying, "Tell me great hero, but please make it brief

Is there a hole for me to get sick in?"

 

The Commander-in-Chief answers him while chasing a fly

Saying, "Death to all those who would whimper and cry"

And dropping a bar bell he points to the sky

Saving, "The sun's not yellow it's chicken"

 

Mama's in the fact'ry

She ain't got no shoes

Daddy's in the alley

He's lookin' for the fuse

I'm in the streets

With the tombstone blues"

[Obi Chris Kenobi 0]

I love Redheads, and I'm not even a Ginger myself. I think I'm ill - I think it stems back to my love affair of Apirl O'Neill in TMNT, then Gillian Anderson in X-Files, then Willow in Buffy and now to present day. I wonder if there's a self help group I can find online.

[Jingus 0]

Yes, there is. It's called Google Image Search. You just turn off the family filter and type in the words "redhead" and "nude", and after some brief aerobic exercise you should feel better.

[The Niggardly King 0]

KOAB is only half black, isn't he?

 

I'm going to enter your room next time you sleep... stab and smother you, bitch.

[At Home 0]

KOAB is only half black, isn't he?

 

I'm going to enter your room next time you sleep... stab and smother you with love, bitch.

 

That's more like it.

[Twisted Intestine 0]

A simple "yes" would have sufficed.

[CanadianGuitarist 0]

"Well, John the Baptist after torturing a thief

Looks up at his hero the Commander-in-Chief

Saying, "Tell me great hero, but please make it brief

Is there a hole for me to get sick in?"

 

The Commander-in-Chief answers him while chasing a fly

Saying, "Death to all those who would whimper and cry"

And dropping a bar bell he points to the sky

Saving, "The sun's not yellow it's chicken"

 

Mama's in the fact'ry

She ain't got no shoes

Daddy's in the alley

He's lookin' for the fuse

I'm in the streets

With the tombstone blues"

 

Best bad joke ever: "And the Lord said to John 'Come forth and receive eternal life', but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead."

[Nighthawk 0]

Hm, apparently I was drunk out of my mind at three o'clock in the morning, yet somehow bouncing out the door to work at 6, feeling fine. I don't know how I do that. I'm just a dog chasing cars... wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it.

[Matt Young 0]

You need to keep incorporating the Joker lines randomly.