Dangerous A Posted May 23, 2005 Report Posted May 23, 2005 ....pregnant. Here is the exact quote from the Observer newsletter. "We recieved a report at press time that Dawn Marie is pregnant, which is why I guess she hasn't been on the road and had put weight on of late" Not that big a deal. Just thought I'd lay it out there. I wonder if this is true, if the baby belongs to someone on the roster or someone outside the business since she split with Simon awhile back?
Ultra Violence Posted May 23, 2005 Report Posted May 23, 2005 if the baby belongs to someone on the roster or someone outside the business since she split with Simon awhile back? I called Edge first.
Zack Malibu Posted May 23, 2005 Report Posted May 23, 2005 Oh lord. The rumors at one time stated that Angle was tapping it. I don't think so anymore, but imagine...first Matt/Lita/Edge, now this.
Carnival Posted May 23, 2005 Report Posted May 23, 2005 I hope this doesn't turn into a smackdown roster "whodunit". My money would be on Big Show though. He seems like a fertile man.
Team Angle Pusher Posted May 23, 2005 Report Posted May 23, 2005 That would make Angle suddenly really weird, especially after the whole rape angle with Sharmell. I think it's CHARLIE HAAS, swerve.
Sideburnious Posted May 23, 2005 Report Posted May 23, 2005 So Al Wilsons 65 year-old sperm finally made it to her womb.
Jericholic82 Posted May 23, 2005 Report Posted May 23, 2005 Maybe Lance Storm? or perhaps Justin Credible? Does this mean Dawn won't be at "One Night Stand"?
fazzle Posted May 23, 2005 Report Posted May 23, 2005 It's Viscera's baby. He got tired of chasing after Lilian.
RedJed Posted May 23, 2005 Report Posted May 23, 2005 So I would guess she's having the kid and not, well ya know....... I doubt this is Pat Kenney's kid - from the news from months past, it sounds like she's been getting around the locker room quite a bit. If this is a product of a fling she did in fact have with Angle, yikes.
Guest Fook Posted May 23, 2005 Report Posted May 23, 2005 It was Heidenreich. He got Dawn after he got tired of raping Michael Cole.
Spaceman Spiff Posted May 23, 2005 Report Posted May 23, 2005 There is no father. Chris Benoit was able to manipulate the Force to create this child, who will 1 day defeat HHH and bring balance back to the WWE.
razazteca Posted May 23, 2005 Report Posted May 23, 2005 There is no father. Chris Benoit was able to manipulate the Force to create this child, who will 1 day defeat HHH and bring balance back to the WWE. I thought Jeff Jarret was teh Chosen One....to bad he turned heel.
Dobbs 3K Posted May 23, 2005 Report Posted May 23, 2005 The father is the Genetic Jackhammer, Vincent K. McMahon himself.
iggymcfly Posted May 23, 2005 Report Posted May 23, 2005 There is no father. Chris Benoit was able to manipulate the Force to create this child, who will 1 day defeat HHH and bring balance back to the WWE. What, the idea of Benoit having sex with a woman ruins your fantasies?
SuperJerk Posted May 23, 2005 Report Posted May 23, 2005 All I can say is...KEEP HER AWAY FROM SNITSKY!
Jericholic82 Posted May 23, 2005 Report Posted May 23, 2005 How did I know this would turn into a "insert joke father here" thread?
Gary Floyd Posted May 23, 2005 Report Posted May 23, 2005 It's Eugenes. He's the ladies pimp. The women fight for his delight.
Spaceman Spiff Posted May 23, 2005 Report Posted May 23, 2005 "insert joke father here" That's how Dawn got into this mess in the 1st place,
Jericholic82 Posted May 23, 2005 Report Posted May 23, 2005 "insert joke father here" That's how Dawn got into this mess in the 1st place, OH TAG!!!!!!! You got me there BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Star Ocean 3 Posted May 23, 2005 Report Posted May 23, 2005 "insert joke father here" That's how Dawn got into this mess in the 1st place, OH TAG!!!!!!! You got me there BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Didn't look like he was trying to flame you...
Carnival Posted May 23, 2005 Report Posted May 23, 2005 "insert joke father here" That's how Dawn got into this mess in the 1st place, OH TAG!!!!!!! You got me there BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't think a "burn" was the intention. It was a zinger directed at Dawn Marie. But way to oversell.
iliketurtles Posted May 23, 2005 Report Posted May 23, 2005 Inform me more on this Angle/Dawn thing. When was this?
Slickster Posted May 23, 2005 Report Posted May 23, 2005 It's Eugenes. He's the ladies pimp. The women fight for his delight. I didn't know he was the grandmaster with the three MCs that shock the house for all the young ladies.
ChrisMWaters Posted May 23, 2005 Report Posted May 23, 2005 I say that she's faking it, and is going out with Hiroko (hence why we haven't seen her) Then Tommy Dreamer will make out with both of them.
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