Dangerous A 0 Report post Posted May 23, 2005 ....pregnant. Here is the exact quote from the Observer newsletter. "We recieved a report at press time that Dawn Marie is pregnant, which is why I guess she hasn't been on the road and had put weight on of late" Not that big a deal. Just thought I'd lay it out there. I wonder if this is true, if the baby belongs to someone on the roster or someone outside the business since she split with Simon awhile back? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ultra Violence 0 Report post Posted May 23, 2005 if the baby belongs to someone on the roster or someone outside the business since she split with Simon awhile back? I called Edge first. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted May 23, 2005 Oh lord. The rumors at one time stated that Angle was tapping it. I don't think so anymore, but imagine...first Matt/Lita/Edge, now this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carnival 0 Report post Posted May 23, 2005 I hope this doesn't turn into a smackdown roster "whodunit". My money would be on Big Show though. He seems like a fertile man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Team Angle Pusher 0 Report post Posted May 23, 2005 That would make Angle suddenly really weird, especially after the whole rape angle with Sharmell. I think it's CHARLIE HAAS, swerve. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideburnious 0 Report post Posted May 23, 2005 So Al Wilsons 65 year-old sperm finally made it to her womb. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted May 23, 2005 It has to be Bill Alphonso! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jericholic82 0 Report post Posted May 23, 2005 Maybe Lance Storm? or perhaps Justin Credible? Does this mean Dawn won't be at "One Night Stand"? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted May 23, 2005 It's Lance Storm. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fazzle 0 Report post Posted May 23, 2005 It's Viscera's baby. He got tired of chasing after Lilian. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RedJed 0 Report post Posted May 23, 2005 So I would guess she's having the kid and not, well ya know....... I doubt this is Pat Kenney's kid - from the news from months past, it sounds like she's been getting around the locker room quite a bit. If this is a product of a fling she did in fact have with Angle, yikes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook Report post Posted May 23, 2005 It was Heidenreich. He got Dawn after he got tired of raping Michael Cole. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted May 23, 2005 There is no father. Chris Benoit was able to manipulate the Force to create this child, who will 1 day defeat HHH and bring balance back to the WWE. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted May 23, 2005 There is no father. Chris Benoit was able to manipulate the Force to create this child, who will 1 day defeat HHH and bring balance back to the WWE. I thought Jeff Jarret was teh Chosen One....to bad he turned heel. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carnival 0 Report post Posted May 23, 2005 Jarrett is the sith lord of all sith lords! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dobbs 3K 0 Report post Posted May 23, 2005 The father is the Genetic Jackhammer, Vincent K. McMahon himself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iggymcfly 0 Report post Posted May 23, 2005 There is no father. Chris Benoit was able to manipulate the Force to create this child, who will 1 day defeat HHH and bring balance back to the WWE. What, the idea of Benoit having sex with a woman ruins your fantasies? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted May 23, 2005 My money is on Simon Dean. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted May 23, 2005 All I can say is...KEEP HER AWAY FROM SNITSKY! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jericholic82 0 Report post Posted May 23, 2005 How did I know this would turn into a "insert joke father here" thread? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gary Floyd 0 Report post Posted May 23, 2005 It's Eugenes. He's the ladies pimp. The women fight for his delight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted May 23, 2005 "insert joke father here" That's how Dawn got into this mess in the 1st place, Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jericholic82 0 Report post Posted May 23, 2005 "insert joke father here" That's how Dawn got into this mess in the 1st place, OH TAG!!!!!!! You got me there BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Star Ocean 3 0 Report post Posted May 23, 2005 "insert joke father here" That's how Dawn got into this mess in the 1st place, OH TAG!!!!!!! You got me there BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Didn't look like he was trying to flame you... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carnival 0 Report post Posted May 23, 2005 "insert joke father here" That's how Dawn got into this mess in the 1st place, OH TAG!!!!!!! You got me there BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't think a "burn" was the intention. It was a zinger directed at Dawn Marie. But way to oversell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mole 0 Report post Posted May 23, 2005 Sooo, where is the good news from the Observer? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iliketurtles 0 Report post Posted May 23, 2005 Inform me more on this Angle/Dawn thing. When was this? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slickster 0 Report post Posted May 23, 2005 It's Eugenes. He's the ladies pimp. The women fight for his delight. I didn't know he was the grandmaster with the three MCs that shock the house for all the young ladies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted May 23, 2005 INDEED. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted May 23, 2005 I say that she's faking it, and is going out with Hiroko (hence why we haven't seen her) Then Tommy Dreamer will make out with both of them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
