A Happy Medium Posted May 25, 2005 Report Posted May 25, 2005 Who would be who? Is Neilsen Han Solo? Is Toxxic Anakin Skywalker? Is Tom Flesher Yoda? Is Ejiro Fasaki Obi Wan Kinobi? Is Spike Jenkins Jar Jar Binks?
Toxxic Posted May 25, 2005 Report Posted May 25, 2005 King is Anakin/Vader. Initial face fun before turning to the Dark Side for a LOOOOONG time, finally redeemed. Sacred is Palpatine. Just cos he's so damn EVIL. Grand Slam is Obi-Wan. Endlessly, incessantly do-gooding before finally falling to his arch-nemesis.
the.weej Posted May 25, 2005 Report Posted May 25, 2005 Let me see... Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader - I guess King works. I can't think of anyone who's a whole lot more appropriate offhand. Emperor Palpatine - Me, and don't let me catch any of you motherfuckers trying to sell me short. Obi-Wan Kenobi - I don't see Grand Slam in this role so well. I say this goes to Judge, who carries himself with the stoic dignity, dry wit and cunning of a veteran Jedi master. Qui-Gon Jinn - Now, this is more like a GSMS role. Venerable Jedi master with unparalleled wisdom and grace. Also, Qui-Gon was supposed to be really old. Luke Skywalker - This... is difficult. Someone else do Luke for me, I can't think of anybody appropriate. Yoda - GOdrea. Nearly as ancient and grizzled and just as incomprehensible. Mace Windu - Kibagami. Only the unfuckwithable need apply to this position. Princess Leia - Janus, obviously. Just imagine it: A giant, anthromorphic, cross-dressing ferret... with cinamon rolls in his hair. IT CAN'T LOSE. Han Solo - I say Crowe. While I can imagine his gruff and handsome self settling well into the role, it's mostly just for the logistics.(he gets to be Janus' love interest!) Chewbacca - I imagine Strangler smells almost as bad. -Z
the.weej Posted May 25, 2005 Report Posted May 25, 2005 Oh, and let me say that Spike is an inspired choice to be Jar-Jar. -Z
Angel_Grace_Blue Posted May 25, 2005 Report Posted May 25, 2005 I was thinking Tom = Jabba, just because they have equal neck sizes. I'm grizzled? Hmm. Interesting. More thoughts later, maybez.
Toshiaki Koala Posted May 25, 2005 Report Posted May 25, 2005 I want to be Admiral Ackbar, because it's a trap.
Guest Suicide King Posted May 25, 2005 Report Posted May 25, 2005 Dammit. Now I am going to be running around my house all day with a baseball bat making lightsaber noises.
Angel_Grace_Blue Posted May 25, 2005 Report Posted May 25, 2005 Yeah, how does Janus not = Ewok or Jawa? Short and furry = him to the maxxz0rs
Golgo 13 Posted May 25, 2005 Report Posted May 25, 2005 If Justice = Obi Wan, Ejiro = Luke? Tom = Lando. Am I at least cool enough for one of the Fetts, Grievous or one of the lesser Darths?
Justice Posted May 26, 2005 Report Posted May 26, 2005 (edited) How I see it... Old School Original Trilogy. Kenobi: Stevens, the old retired face who is looking to pass on his knowledge to a talented youngster. Luke: Z (Old School)! A slightly dorky, but still heroic character. Han Solo: Edwin MacPhisto. No one else could have the sly wit. Chewbacca: Chris Raynor. CHEWIE SMASH! Leia: Mistress Sarah, most likely. Especially since you had to rescue her before. C3PO: Bobby Riley. Need I say more? R2D2: Andrea, because she's short and funny. Darth Vader: Thugg. Sorry, King, but Thugg is truly the towering villian. Moff Tarkin: Chris Wilson, of course. Who else could be cheesily super-villiany? The Emperor: Stubby, of course. I thought Zed would have said this first. Guy saves fed from destruction, gets in power and lets it all go to his head. Boba Fett: Silent. Because he's completely badass. New Trilogy, from a set of new(er) guys. Qui-Gon Jin: Dante Crane. Old vet that came back for his bud but sadly just got cut out of the real action way too quickly. Obi-Wan Kenobi: Perhaps CIA, if only because he was one of my favorite faces ever and seemed destined for greatness. Count Dooku: Justice! w00ty! My design of the character was almost EXACTLY his, so I figure. General Grevious: Rule! Trained by Dooku, technical master. We were both cooler in the Clone War series and got completely misused in the movies. Jar Jar: Spike Jenkins seems about right. Anakin: Tox, because he's pretty much grown to become the entire focus of the fed. Padme: Jet. KILL HER! DO IT SO THIS CHOICE MAKES MORE SENSE! Jango: Okay, Manson. Forgot completely about Fett. And the special, non-movie characters: Dash Rendar: Suicide King/King of Hearts. Why? Because Dash rules EVERYONE. He's simply a better version of Han Solo as far as I'm concerned. Xisor: Tom Flesher. Irresistable to women, hated by all. Edited May 26, 2005 by Justice
the.weej Posted May 26, 2005 Report Posted May 26, 2005 I was going on the actual perceptions of our personalities than what we did in the fed. Although on that note, I've tried quite extensively to supercede Stubby as the psychotic yet beloved despot who treats his subjects with unparllaled callousness and cruely, manipulating and sabotaging as I go along, generally being a huge asshole wherever and whenever. It's not my fault my worst aspects are my most celebrated qualities. -Z
Angel_Grace_Blue Posted May 26, 2005 Report Posted May 26, 2005 Yeah. I probably = Red 103532503575 and don't even get shot down, but crash into an asteroid two seconds in.
Guest TheAntipop Posted May 26, 2005 Report Posted May 26, 2005 I'm one of the guys in the first Cantina band, I'd guess. That or Porkins. Crusen = Sarlac Pit
Angel_Grace_Blue Posted May 26, 2005 Report Posted May 26, 2005 Thoth = Bibb Fortuna, or whatever the guy with tentacle hair is called.
muzz Posted May 26, 2005 Report Posted May 26, 2005 I'm one of the guys in the first Cantina band, I'd guess. That or Porkins. Crusen = Sarlac Pit The Sarlac Pit was booked pretty well and had a good run, like Axis.
muzz Posted May 26, 2005 Report Posted May 26, 2005 Oh, and I'm not going to set my sights too high like the rest of you losers, so I'll be Gen. Veers.
Justice Posted May 26, 2005 Report Posted May 26, 2005 Oh, and I'm not going to set my sights too high like the rest of you losers, so I'll be Gen. Veers. General Veers is perhaps one of the most ruthless and successful Imperial Generals of all time. He brought the Empire it's greatest victory in the entire Rebellion Conflict at Hoth, especially after the failed idea of catching the Rebels by surprise allowed Rieken to form a decent defense and escape plan.
Cuban Linx Posted May 26, 2005 Report Posted May 26, 2005 Stryke is a random Stormtrooper that is killed with ease and without fanfare.
muzz Posted May 26, 2005 Report Posted May 26, 2005 Oh, and I'm not going to set my sights too high like the rest of you losers, so I'll be Gen. Veers. General Veers is perhaps one of the most ruthless and successful Imperial Generals of all time. He brought the Empire it's greatest victory in the entire Rebellion Conflict at Hoth, especially after the failed idea of catching the Rebels by surprise allowed Rieken to form a decent defense and escape plan. Yes, but he's not "cool" and "hip" to these other teenyboppers who like their Anakin's and their C3PO's.
crusen86 Posted May 26, 2005 Report Posted May 26, 2005 I'm one of the guys in the first Cantina band, I'd guess. That or Porkins. Crusen = Sarlac Pit I'd be honoured if I had a clue what the Sarlac Pit was.
Angel_Grace_Blue Posted May 26, 2005 Report Posted May 26, 2005 JD should be the guy who gets his arm cut off by Obi Wan. Manson should be the Death Star, as it's only a matter of time before MANSONOSITY explodes a planet. Edit: Drazon could also be Tusken Raider #4.
The Ill One Posted May 26, 2005 Report Posted May 26, 2005 I'll be the Stormtrooper who smacked his head against the top of the door frame.
Toxxic Posted May 26, 2005 Report Posted May 26, 2005 Calculating, cruel and remorseless does sound like Sacred, but if Muzz wanted to trade me for Anakin I'd be happy. I could really do without that poor quality of acting... although i suppose getting to shag Natalie Portman might make up for it.
Hank Kingsley Posted May 26, 2005 Report Posted May 26, 2005 Show - Jabba the Hutt Quiz - Salacious Crumb
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